At a cafe somewhere in Korea........

Onew: *patiently waiting for the rest of the guys to arrive*

*wooyoung and taecyeon enters*

Wooyoung: Onew!

Onew: Wooyoung!

Wooyoung: Hey man! How've you been?

Onew: I'm fine, I'm fine. We're gonna start on our new song "Lucifer" soon.

Wooyoung: Really? We've been practicing our new song, too. It's called "I'll Be Back".

Onew: Are you guys all going to be dressed up as Terminators?

Wooyoung: Are you all going to be dressed up as little devils with horns coming out of your heads and tails out of your ?

Onew: Touche.

Wooyoung: Haha, I'm just playing man. Ah, right. This is Taecyeon.

Onew: It's nice to meet you *90-degree bow, cuz onew is a classy motherer*

Taecyeon: Ah, neh. *bows*

Onew: *bow*

Taecyeon: *bow*

Onew: *bow*

Taecyeon: *bow*

Wooyoung: I think that's enough bowing for now.

Onew: Please, sit.

Wooyoung: So, did you invite anyone else or is it just us three for now?

Onew: Ah, I invited Doojoon from B2ST.

Wooyoung: Oh, I didn't know you were close with him.

Onew: We're not too close right at the moment, but I hope that changes after today.

Wooyoung: I see.

*enter doojoon*

Onew: Ah! Doojoon!

Doojoon: Onew!

*awkward fist bump hug thingy*

Wooyoung: It's nice to meet you, Doojoon-ssi.

Doojoon: Ah, please, just call me Doojoon.

Wooyoung: So, now that everyone's here, what now?

Onew: I honestly have no idea, I didn't think that far.

Taecyeon: Why don't we just go to the bar down the street?

Onew: I'm not much of a drinker, actually.

Wooyoung: Oh come on! One drink won't hurt!

Later......

Onew: I mean, it's not like I'm trying to have a one-night stand of anything! I mean, I LUB HER! WHY CAN'T SHE SEE THAT? I DUN WANNA BE JUST FRENS ALL MY LAIF!

Wooyoung: Someone's had one too many beers...

Onew: IM NOT DRUNK! IM FAAIIIN. IM HAVING A BLAST~! WHY CANT WE DO THIS ALL THE TIME?

Taecyeon: A) We're idols. B) You can't handle a drink. C) I don't think Jessica would like seeing a drunk Dubu.

Onew: SHADDUP TAEC! YOU PROBABLY HAV A BUNCH OF GIRLS' NUMBERRSS.

Taecyeon: I don't actually. I'm just like you. Love-sick over a girl I'm pretty sure just wants to stay friends.

Wooyoung: Whoa whoa whoa! When was this?

Doojoon: This is the first I've heard of it.

Taecyeon: Yup, I'm in love.

Wooyoung: With who? Is it someone we know?

Taecyeon: We've done a variety show with them before.

Onew: Is it from SNSD? *sobering down*

Taeceyeon: Yes, actually.

Wooyoung: Say whaaaa? How come you never told me?

Taecyeon: *scoff* Please...trust you with girl problems? That's like trusting Onew to walk carefully.

Onew: Hey!

Taecyeon: No offense.

Onew: Well, it's kind of too late for that.....

Wooyoung: Yah! What's that supposed to mean?

Taecyeon: You know exactly what I mean! You think I don't see you with your poster of Tiffany?

Wooyoung: SHHHHH! THAT'S TOP SECRET STUFF!

Doojoon: What's this about a poster of Tiffany?

Wooyoung: NOTHING! REALLY! *trying to cover Taec's mouth*

Taecyeon: *resisting* Y-yeah....He has a poster of *push* Tiffany in his closter that he takes out from time to time.*push*

Wooyoung: ABORT MISSION! I REPEAT ABORT MISSION! CLOSET IS UNDER LOCKDOWN!

Onew: Ohoho, you never told me about this.

Taecyeon: Of course he didn't. Who'd want to tell someone else "Hey, I have a poster of Tiffany of SNSD in my closet that I talk to every so often.

Wooyoung: My life is over.

Doojoon: I'm with ya, buddy.

Wooyoung: YOU MAKING A MOVE ON TIFFANY PUNK?

Doojoon: W-what? No! No!

Wooyoung: WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? IS TIFFANY NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU? I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW SHE'S A FRICKING GODDESS YOU HEAR ME? A GODDESS!

Onew: Hey, calm down. People are staring.

Wooyoung: Oh, right, sorry.

Doojoon: What I was trying to say is that I know how you feel about girls. I have a poster too if I do say so myself.

Taecyeon: Oh really? Of who?

Doojoon: Onew should know her really well. They were very close during his trainee days after all.

Onew: You mean Hyoyeon?

Doojoon: Yup!

Wooyoung: Seriously!?

Doojoon: That's right. I'm madly in love with her!

Wooyoung: Slow down the love boat now!

Doojoon: Everytime I see her, my heart just starts beating really fast, and she makes me feel like I'm the only man in the world. Ahhh......

Onew: Riiiight, while Doojoon is in his own little world, why don't we get back to the topic. Who do you like Taec?

Taecyeon: Oh well, she's in SNSD, and she's really cheerful....

Wooyoung, Onew, Doojoon: Sunny.

Taecyeon: How the fu-

Onew: Cheerful.

Wooyoung: You kind of let yourself go with that.

Doojoon: It's like telling someone to find something that tastes like an apple.

Taecyeon: It's obviously an apple.

Onew, Wooyoung, Doojoon: Exactly.

Taecyeon: Oh.

Onew: When did you start liking her?

Taecyeon: Ever since we did Idol Army together. And we became a couple. Ahh.....

Wooyoung: Umm....it's getting late, we should get going now. Onew, can you get home by yourself?

Onew: Yeah I'm fine! *obviously not fine*

Taecyeon: Riiight, well, let's go Wooyoung.

Wooyoung: Alright, see ya Onew, Doojoon.

Doojoon: Bye! Onew, are you sure you can get home by yourself?

Onew: Of course! *wobble*

Doojoon: Here I'll walk you out.

Onew: Do you see that unicorn?

Doojoon: Sure I do, buddy, sure I do.

Onew: It's so majestic.....

Outside....

Doojoon: Okay I gotta go. See you later!

Onew: Bai Bai! *wobble*

*onew slowly walks down the street*

?: Oh my gosh, Onew?

Onew: Heyyyyy......

?: Are you drunk?

Onew: I don't know am I? What does that dragon say I'm drunk?

?: Yeah you're drunk.

Onew: I'm fineee........

?: Here I'll take you home.

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4TH CHAPTA~ YAYYYYYYYYYY :D its like 6 in the morning .__. why do i do these chapters so late? whatevsssssss. yeah. i had to try an update a chapter while my cousin is watching my every move. its scary......very scary....... anywayysssss. WHO IS "?" WE DONT KNOW well i know kekeke BUT YOU DONT MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA expect fanservice .__.