Kyungsoo was expecting to face a different crowd of people at his new high school, but he wasn't expecting the welcome committee at Exo High School to be a host club full of handsome boys.

Kyungsoo, being somewhat of an introvert, was not expecting to somehow get roped into being a part of said popular host club. He wasn't expecting to spend his class time drinking tea and eating light cakes with girls (and boys!?!) whose eyes practically had hearts in them when they looked at him. He never expected that so many boys would hug him thirty-three and a half times a day or hold his hands all the time.

But he also never expected to make friendships that would irreversibly change him deeply. He never expected to have so much fun with eleven rowdy boys, when he preferred being alone in the quiet most of the time.

He never expected a Wushu master with the scariest muscles to be the cutest panda baby brother ever.

He never expected the cutest little kid ever to be the one that was scary.

He never expected the most sinful looking guy ever to be such a cute little dongsaeng.

He never expected that eye twitches would become charming, and that massive amounts of eyeliner could somehow look manly. Or that humans could look like steamed buns, or that super masculine scary-looking guys could have soft spots for cute things and kawaii parties, and be bajillion-lingual.

However, what Kyungsoo expected least was to fall in love.