"Bribe...."

Woo-Ya's Text Messages

Ho-Won: I just had a conversation with a stranger....

Woo-Hyun: Don't we all?

Ho-Won: No, I talked to a complete stranger~…

Woo-Hyun: Yeah, and I throw hearts for a living...

Ho-Won: Woo, you don't understand!...

                Like this is a legit stranger who knows my name!...

Woo-Hyun: So are our fans~

Ho-Won: Okay, good point, but think of it this way, she tried to hit on me....

Woo-Hyun: Give me its number!

Ho-Won: That's not nice, Woo, we're talking a human, not an object....

Woo-Hyun: Well, sorry for not knowing this human's gender!

Ho-Won: I assume (misspelled?) she's a female....

Woo-Hyun: Okay then, give me HER number!

Ho-Won: 555-4760....

Woo-Hyun: Thank you!

                Now if you excuse me, I have to take a business call...

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Woo-Hyun: Okay, listen, you stranger!

you: You got my ears, you stranger~

Woo-Hyun: I'm going to need you to cut off all contact with my Ho-Won.

you: And what if I don't?

Woo-Hyun: Then I'll give you a free copy of a video that contains of INFINITE's activities~

you: DO YOU THINK I'M SOME KIND OF ERT!

Woo-Hyun: What?

you: I DON'T WANT A TAPE!

                I SHOULD SUE YOU!

Woo-Hyun: WAIT, THE VIDEO IS NOT A TAPE!

                THE VIDEO CONTAINS OUR ACTIVIES THAT OCCURED DURING OUR WHOLE CARRER!

[Wow...]

[So much drama happening in this world~]

[Anyways, THIS FIC HAS BROKE ITS '49 SUBS CURSE'!]

[YAY! *throws confetti*]

[And sorry for the possible mistakes~]

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Gemina_De_Silva #1
Chapter 72: In all honesty in reality if I ever got there numbers.............. id probably do what you just did-_-
BaconFanFan
#2
Chapter 72: oh woohyun is calling me there ♡ XDDD I see what u did there
Pappolo
#3
Chapter 71: Ok, seriously. When I first read chapter 65, I was shocked... Just HOW my nickname came out right there?!?! Then I realized that maybe "Pappolo" wasn't a sooo original nickname (I though it was, tough ^^ even if I've just chosen the first name that poped-up in my mind ) and that someone else could obviously have used it before me. But still, it was pretty fun reading my nickname chitchatting with Howon (my bias) so before to be surprised, I'm really tankful to you!! (it seemed like I was talking with him ^^) And also Woo using that nickname... it isn't disappointing at all! XD Thanks again for the chapter! Byeee~
marine
#4
Chapter 71: OMG!! OMG!! Marine? My username!!
Whoaaaaaa
If it was hoya I would definitely argue with him, it sounds fun~
Bubbaboo #5
Chapter 17: ASDFGGHHJJKLLAKAJSHHDGFHFKSLSHDGFGJKSLAJSHGDFHJSAL!!!!!!!!!!

For a moment there...i forgot how to breathe! >///< lol!