Title: Shh, Just Go With It.

Genre: crack (I'm sure there are others but oh well)

Pairing: friendshipwherethereismassiveregret!LayHan, majorcrushingthatgetsluhannowhere!Yoona/Luhan, majorfanboyingbecausetaeyeonlikesoldermen!Taeyeon/Luhan

Length: oneshot

okay so yeah, hi! its me again. I started writing this on a plane while Zack Efron was having some intense make-out scene with this chick and wow I didn't really want to see that. This is crack. With a plot. (Sort of.) And it's inspired by wishful/Jess because she keeps saying "Shh, just go with it" and we just don't go with it but that's alright because she thinks we go with it. It'll include unpublished crack references from us two and biiancaz/Bianca as well so... be prepared? Although you should be fine. So yeah.

(Enjoy. I'm not done writing yet, but still enjoy.)

Exerpt:

"Yixing, you're slacking!" Luhan throws his arms up into the air as he whips his left leg aroung the other. "This is one of their most famous moves, Yixing, and you're barely putting any flare into it."

Yixing stops and stares at his dancing friend's reflection, and tries to keep calm.

"You've got to be—" DJ, turn it back on! "—hot."

Luhan flicks his bangs to the side with so much sass that he looks like Key plus Sungjong times Jo Kwon to the power of Heechul and Yixing doesn't know if he'd rather see Luhan running around with a bottle taped to his forehead in the lobby of the SM building. 

Luhan goes to his iPad and switches on "I Got a Boy."

"Oh, o-oh eh oh—c'mon, Yixing! Taeyeon's part is coming up!" Luhan pants.

"I don't think this is a very proposal-like song—"

"Shh, just—"

"—go with it. Right," Yixing grumbles.