Of Hello Kitty Themed Cafes, Pink Sequinned Dresses and Heart to Heart Chats

Description

Because Jongin and Sehun have an acute infatuation with Hello Kitty; Kyungsoo wants to smother the life out of a certain Chinese giant; Tao is curious about the book Chanyeol and Baekhyun are giggling over; Chen is stuck in the toilet and is convinced Xiumin's steameed buns are the cause of it; Yixing has a nose piercing while Luhan has a giant pony with hearts and the words "I love Mom" on his bicep and Junmyeon is convinced that the group is breaking apart unless Leader Junmyeon, Saviour of our Souls rises to the occasion and salvages this mess. And what better way than a nice heart to heart chat at a Hello KItty themed cafe?

Foreword

I am well aware that I have a gazillion tons of uncomplete stories and that I really shouldn't be doing this every cell in my body is screaming "NO STOP, WHAT ARE YOU DOING" but yeolo  I DO WHAT I WANT.

Welcome to Paradise, full of crack and weird humour and not-so-funny comedy.

Crack, crack, crack. Don't say I didn't warn you.

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Onepenny #1
Chapter 1: Slowly reading my way through all your stories. Love your angst. Love your fluff. I looooove hello kitty :)
barooya #2
Chapter 1: Lmao I wonder what it's 50 shades of grey lmao /insert troll face/ sooooo studious d.O
Hahahaahaha I love how yoy perfectly mock Suho here it's just lmaoo I can imagine the actually being in dorm and like this lololol
And oh my god lmaoooo xDDDDD poor jongin hahaha I bet sehun is laughing dead behind like phmigod Xddddddd hahahaa kyungsooo whst happened lmoa xD hahahahah lris will sure remember for the rest of his life
Lamo the remark I WAS INNOCENT AND YOU RUINED IT ALL lmaoooo pls.
Oh my god lmfao the whole situation is just
Lmaooooo is sehun and jongin are hello kitty freaks? Like lmfao hello.kitty themed cafe i just can't. OTL
Wtf is going with lay and luhan lmao omg suho is so strong man gramps u got nerves to stay lolollll

Thanks for a hilarious crack!!! This is why I loveee cracks lmaoooo xDDD
Kagerin #3
Chapter 1: lol hello kitty! What are they? 5?
ominous #4
Chapter 1: i still play hello kitty tbh.
i still play 'em.
SEHUNA JONGIN LETS PLAY TOGETHER. ; ;
ughkyungsoo #5
Chapter 1: Holy this was amazing I laughed the out of me XD looking forward to part 2 omggg
leaderblankkymp #6
Chapter 1: praise the lord for creating you. i was feeling down and mushy and poof this story is updated and you made my day into a 10000 watt lamp. and p.s i love hello kitty game. esp the part where that cat walks becaude its head is turned to you but its body kept looking forward and it looked pretty weird and what am i talking about oh shi
ChooChooPanda #7
I can already tell it's going to be awesomeee ;D FIghting~~
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