WARNING: Inner Panda has found his libido *coughs* may have vulgur language and a few swears.

I'm innocent what you talking about Author?
You know exactly.
You wrote it, not my words.
. . .
Yeah I thought so.
WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN TO-
-Anyways My beautiful Subbies <3 Enjoy my life story.
But it's about Ta-
*slaps some tape over Author's mouth and walks off*

*Sobs quietly in the corner" ( T x T )

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“Mmm, so good~” My tongue was everywhere, up every surface it could find and the bliss it sent through my body pushed me into ecstasy.

Did I somehow stumble onto a o?

What?! Ew you’re disgusting!

Hey! Don’t blame me! I’m only stating what everyone is thinking

Psh, not everyone is a ert like you betch.

I’ll forgive you for calling me that only so I can see your reaction.

Reaction to what?

Kris.

Huh?

I opened my eyes, and my attention diverted from the sweet cold dessert that held between my hands and looked up to see Kris.
His mouth hanging open, mid bite into his own plain vanilla ice cream cone which I can see is slowly melting-

-Slowly?! Dude! THE ICE CREAM IS DRIBBLING DOWN HIS HANDS LIKE THE RIVER NILE.

I don’t see your point; although it’s kinda creepy he’s just staying still and staring at me.

The stupid is strong in this one.

YAH! WHY YOU SO MEAN TO ME?

. . .

DON’T IGNORE ME! FINE! BE LIKE THAT! TWO CAN PLAY DAT GAME.

I wonder why I couldn’t have gotten a nicer conscience; I wrinkled my nose in frustration and waved my hands in front of the Kris statue.

“Hey? Kris?”

The statue came to life, shaking his head as he snapped out of it, his mouth moving up and down but no sound came out. Is he sick? He doesn’t seem well. I placed my hand on his forehead and stared intensely at his face, I was busy concentrating at his temperature before properly examining his face which has gone a pink flush, his adam’s apple moving up and down, swallowing-

-Imagine it doing that as he swallows your cu-

LALALALALALLALALALALALLALALALLALALALA

Kris jolted in surprise and cleared his throat, giving me a smirk that sent butterflies straight down to my stoma-

-.

“You have this habit of not being able to NOT touch me, don’t you?”

“asdfghjk NO!” I felt myself blushing and pulling away quickly, going back to my ice cream, staring at it intently. Willing my face to turn back to normal but I’m pretty much failing cause I heard Kris chuckle beside me and shuffled closer to me on the bench we were sitting on, outside of the 24 hour store. Stay calm, Stay calm, stay calm.

“So do you really like ice cream?” I glanced up at Kris, the question catching me off guard a bit. I mean the only reason I’m out here is because he tempted me with ice cream. I frowned at him; maybe he’s less smart than I thought.

Like so many good looking people.

“Of course, I do! Who doesn’t?” I can’t really insult him so I’ll just question it. I saw the corner of his lip perk up slightly, giving me this mocking but still y half smirk.

“Everyone does but I don’t think they show as much ‘appreciation’ as you do”

“Huh? What you mean by that?” Am I that clueless?
HOLY SUCCULENT CHICKEN HE’S COMING CLOSER, WHAT I DO, WHY IS HE-

OH GAWD, ARE YOU STUPID?!

WHAT YOU MEAN?! I DONT UNDERSTAND WHAT HE MEANT BY THAT!

. . . You don’t actually know you’re doing it do you?

. . . Do what?

*facepalm * out of the whole human race, I’m the conscience of THIS ONE?!

Before I could carry on this ‘delightful’ discussion with my inner insanity, the fact that Kris’s breathe hit my ear sent shivers down my spine and a massive blush party on my face.

“Hmm~ It seem you don’t actually know what I’m talking about, do you?” His voice. Oh god. It’s like his voice is my ear and giving it eargasms.

. . . What the actual frick frack? Note to Self: Stop the idiot from going to the weird side of tumblr.

“A-about what? I was only eating ice cream..”

“Taozi~”

“Y-yes?”

“You can only eat ice cream with me, understand?” His tone changed, I can’t really say the exact emotion but I know one thing... It is making me feel really HOT. AND I’M NOT TALKING ABOUT YOU KNOW WHAT, MY FACE. HE’S TOO CLOSE.

Help me. I think I’m going to pass out.

DON’T YOU DARE.

I c-cant, he’s t-too close and oh god, I think my face is ablaze.

I THINK HE’S BEING SUBTLE WITH YOU.

ABOUT WHAT?!

WHAT DO YOU THINK? HE WANTS TO YOU UP, GUCCI DAMMIT.

“OH MY GOD I AM SO SORRY, I DIDN’T MEAN TO!!” I panicked, pressing the ice pack to Kris’s face, biting my lower lip. I have to be such an idiot!

Unfortunately.

“It’s fine!” Kris huskily chuckled, grinning at me with a certain sparkle in his eyes. “Stop apologising already.”

I can’t help it, the first guy, no wait HUMAN BEING who was willing to interact with me and I go and head- him in the face, I messed up everything. Don’t ask me how it happened-

He freaked out and screamed “HOLY FRICK FRACK YOU’RE SETTING MY BODY ABLAZE” and head-butted him.

Don’t tell them!

Tell who?

I.. don’t actually know, but don’t mention it!!

Kris just stared at me with this comforting smile, we were back at my place in the bathroom, Kris sat on the bathtub side. A weird sense of de ja vu as I opened up the first aid kit with my free hand, the other one still holding the ice pack to his face. I was holding back the tears, my eyes suddenly started of going ‘hey you know what would be funny? If we started crying.’

No eyes. Just no.

I felt another warm hand covering my own, it felt good on contrast to the coldness of the ice pack underneath it, I lifted my gaze from the first aid kit in surprise to see Kris staring at me intently, his hand over mine, holding the ice pack to his face. I blinked at him. I had no idea what he was thinking, I thought he was going to hold the ice pack himself but when I tried to remove my own hand he held onto it tightly, I frowned and tilted my head slightly in confusion. Why I just didn’t use words instead was beyond me.

Cause you’re stupid-

“Don’t cry, I’m fine.”

His voice sounded so sincere, laced with warmth and it travelled in waves as it wash my body in reassurance. I pulled my hands back and quickly wiped my eyes, I thought I did a good job of making them not show up but I guess I was wrong.

“I’m not crying.” I could almost cringed at the sound of my own voice, it sounded broken and raspy, making it sound like I have been crying.

“Then what’s with that face?” Oh there’s the de ja vu, I was too busy wiping any evidence of tears but again, it’s not hard to imagine the teasing smirk he pulled. I couldn’t help but laugh quietly, removing my hands from my face and playfully sticking my tongue back at him, pulling a very unattractive face probably.

“What you talking about? This is my normal face!”

We both burst out laughing, I don’t know what was so funny but we still laughed for quite a while. If anyone else came in, they’d either think we’re insane or high on drugs.
We stopped eventually and we just stayed in the bathroom for a few moments in silence, both of us grinning, we didn’t say anything as I continued to patch him up, placing a panda band aid on his cheek, I guess it wasn’t very useful since it was just a bruise but hey! It’s the thought that counts!

“You know I never planned this.” I smiled as I placed the first aid kit away in the sink cabinet, seeing at the side of my vision; Kris checking his new addition to his face.

“What? Hitting me in the face at half 4 in the morning?” He grimaced jokingly.

“Yup! I was planning to do much more damage!” I joked, laughing at his contorted face of mock horror.

“Yah! That wasn’t funny!”

HE’S POUTING! THE GOD IS POUTING, DAYYUUMMM MY MAN OVARIES IF I HAD ANY.

I suddenly hit with the realisation how late it was and I bit my lower lip, I can’t just let him leave so late without any rest, right?

YES. I LIKE WHERE YOU’RE GOING WITH THIS.

“Hey Kris, it’s late”

YES, YES, YES.

“Yeah I guess it is..”

DAYUM RIGHT IT IS

“d-do you by any chance want to-?”

ASK HIM THE GUCCI DAMN QUESTION!!

“Want to what?”

GOING

“W-well I can’t let you leave, you must be tired and it’s kinda d-dangerous.”

GOING

“You don’t have to, you know.”

GOING

“After everything, I insist you stay the night.”

GONE!! TAO’S GETTING SOME TONIIIGHT!!

OHMYGOD SHUT UP

YOU’VE BEEN IGNORING ME ALL NIGHT, DONT THINK I WON’T EXACT MY REVENGE.

WHAT YOU GOING TO DO?!

YOU’LL SEE MWUAHAHAHA

OH GOD, HAVE MERCY.

FACK DAT SHIZZLE. INNER PANDA GONNA MAKE YOU LESS INNOCENT.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!-

“Tao? You okay?”

“-I DON’T WANNA BE LESS MARY!”

“.......”

“.......”

. . . .

“I’m not a you know.”

“I’M SO SORRY I DIDNT MEAN TO SAY THAT!”

Someone kill me. Kill me now.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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