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Teen Top Text Messages

Chunji: hello hello hello ladies and germs!

Changjo: did you just call us ladies and germs?

Chunji: yes, I did, you adorable germ!

Niel: hyung? when are you going to start acting your age?

Chunji: I've learned a lot lately, like the fact that few women admit their age; few men act it.

Chunji: so I'm goooooooooooood

CAP: reading some statisics or something?

Chunji: statistics statistics statistics

Niel: um?

Chunji:did you know that 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot?

Chunji: did you see what I just did there!!!!!! :D

LJOE: you insane Chunji?

Chunji: I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

Niel: well... ok.... i guess.. i don't think I really understanf what u are trying to do....

Chunji: oh Niel, I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure.

Changjo:  whatever floats your boat Chunji hyung......

Chunji: boats boats boats.... floating in the oceannnnnnnnnnnn

Chunji: I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.

Chunji: I really really do

CAP: are you ok? you are scaring me.

Chunji: I'm out of bed and dressed. What more do you want?

LJOE: an explaination

Ricky: he's trying to be a stand up comedian, against my advise

Changjo: why?

Ricky: I dunno..... we were just in the recording room and then all of a sudden he starts doing all this weird comedy stuff

Niel: ummmmmm

CAP: was he watching old comedy show reruns?

Ricky: last night he was.......

Changjo: he also had a lot of orange juice

LJOE: and pineapples

Niel: he stayed up till like three in the morning

Changjo: and we have no orange juice left

Ricky: or pineapples

CAP: I am never going to leave you guys alone for a night anymore...... I went to visit my noona, and this is what I come back to.....urgh

LJOE: where are you now

CAP: dance room

Niel: we haven't seen you in weeks!

Ricky: hyung, what year is this?

Changjo: how old are we?

LJOE: are you still alive?

Changjo: please be alive!!!!!

CAP: I ate lunch with you yesterday, and I only spent one night away from you all......

Chunji: hey! this is about me! remember?

Ricky: yeah yeah

Niel: whatever

LJOE: .......

CAP: Chunji, I hae to break it to you, but i don''t think you could be a comedian

Chunji: oh you're so funny! I'd make a great comedian, trust me. When have i ever been wrong?

LJOE: well,

Changjo: there have been -

Niel: a lot of times -

Ricky: when u have been completely -

Chunji:  let me rephrase that, I've only been wrong once, and that's when I thought I was wrong.

CAP: sigh.... does anyone have anything better to do than  to listen to this pabo go on and on? cuz I honestly don't

Changjo: no

Niel: negative

Ricky: nope

LJOE: I do.

Chunji: no you don't, you just think you do, but you really don't

LJOE: I'm busy

Chunji: why?

LJOE: cuz I have work to do

Chunji: why?

LJOE: I messed up some composing and I need to redo it

Chunji: Well, I always say If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

LJOE: I'm not going to destroy my composing!

Chunji: Well, if you're just going to keep messing up all the time, don't try skydiving.

LJOE: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Chunji: am I making u mad?

LJOE: no, not at all, a fly landed on my phone and made me press "F"and "U"

Chunji: ewwww...so now there's dead fly on your phone?

CAP: this is actually quite entertaining.... you guys are starting to rub off on me

Changjo: I agree.......

Niel: why are we watching them argue like this?

Ricky: we need to get out more.....



Hi everyone! I came up with this random chapter this morning while hanging out with some of my guy friends..... they are so wierd, but great inspirations :D

I'm going to start putting in random teen top videos/ songs at the bottom of chapters from now on <3

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milkcoffeemilk
#1
Chapter 82: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE UPDATE!!!!!! its such a funny and great story!!!!!!!1
kathleenxoxo #2
Chapter 76: Isnt it was niel that have the scandal
BanaWarrior
#3
Chapter 82: I seriously laughed with their antics. xD HUAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I think my fav parts were when they discuss pointless things, or when CAP makes Chunji and L.Joe stop fighting by impling they are a couple. LOL leader's power.
It would be interesting to see how the guys reacted to Niel's solo promotion. xD hahahahahahah I imagine that there was a lot of shouting involved. xD hahaha
angelnono11
#4
Chapter 8: my bias is l.joe :3 i love this story!!! i found it and probably forgot to subscribe while reading and now i realize i've read the first 5 chapters :D
IceGrayMelody #5
...haven't finished reading all, but it helps in lightening up the mood, thanks, really... And I didn't expect one dedication, thanks, again... =)
Ainull #6
Chapter 16: Realy good stories
Miss_Lovely
#7
Chapter 82: I love this so much!!
ShiroUsa
#8
Chapter 82: This is sooo funny just imagine cap filrting with fridge, so no