Chunji: So I was just wondering what for dinner....

LJOE: I dunno

Niel: me nither

Changjo: I'll make ramen when I get home

CAP: Thanks

CAP: Is anyone else tired enough to paas out?

Chunji: hell yes

LJOE: even my toes are aching

Niel: these promotions for Miss Right are killer...

Changjo: Yeah... It's like we go everywhere

CAP: so where are you all? I'm in the workout room....and I have been for the past 2 hours or so... gotta keep up then muslces *weakly smiles*

Changjo: dance room....practicing that solo part of the dance

Niel: outside of the recording room.... listening to playbacks of chunji's voice

Chunji: on the inside of the recording room.... recording my voice so Niel can critique it

LJOE: In the band room, practicing piano and violin

Changjo: at the same time?

LJOE: of course

CAP: ljoe plays the piano with his feet and the violin with his hands

Niel: you do?

LJOE: who doesn't?

Chunji: you guys so so tired.... even over these texts.... this conversation isn't even fun

Changjo: I feel like we're missing somebody....

Niel: who?

LJOE: I don't know... my brain isn't working due to lack of sleep......

CAP: ricky... that's who it is....

Chunji: where is he?

Niel: I dunno

Changjo: no idea

LJOE: ricky............. where are uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

CAP: hello rickyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyahhhhhhhhhhhhh

Niel: ricky ricky ricky helloooooooooooooooooo

Chunji: this isn't taking us anywhere....

Changjo: Im trying to call him... but he isn't picking up......

CAP: maybe he's busy working or something

Niel: yeah

LJOE: that probably it

Chunji: well, I gotta go back to work

Niel: I gotta work too

CAP: same here

LJOE: yeah me too

Changjo: I'll go to the dorm in a little while and cook

Niel: thanks man

CAP: bye

Chunji: adios

LJOE: thanks

******************** 30 minutes later*****************

Changjo: you guys are so not going to believe me......

CAP: about what?

Changjo: I just got back to the dorm...... and

LJOE: and?

Changjo: I found Ricky....

Niel: so?

Changjo: He looks like he was struck by lightning....

Chunji: but it's sunny...

CAP: aren't you going to take him to the hospital?????!?!?!?!?!?!?

LJOE: is he alive??????
Niel: please tell me he's alive!

Changjo: I was using a methaphor..... he just looks like it..... he wasn't actually struck by lightning......

CAP: good

Chunji: so what happened?

Changjo: I don't really know, his hair is harder than a rock and is sticking straight up.... and there is a comb stuck in it and it won't come out, it's like frozen in place..... it's really scary..... His hair is so hard......... here... he got his phone...

Ricky: hi

Niel: what happened to your hair?

Ricky: I just put on some hairgel, and left the comb in there for a minute to shape it, but then when I tried to take it out, I couldn't.....

Chunji: what hairgel?

Ricky: I dunno, the one on the bathroom countertop

Changjo: The label says "Mega Extra Strong Super Tough Extreme Hold"

Niel: A bit redundant...

CAP: is it a clear bottle with a red lid?

Ricky: yes

Changjo: double yes.

CAP: oh my god

Ricky: why are you summoning the heavens??????? What did I put in my hair????????

CAP: that is my craft super glue...... why the hell is it in the bathroom?

Chunji: I have no idea, so don't blame me

LJOE: I.... might've borrowed it to fix the soap dispenser.....

CAP: and you left it there? pabo! Ricky, how much did you use? That stuff is expensive!!!!!!!! Don't waste it!

Ricky: There is super glue coating my entire head and you are worrying about me wasting it?

CAP: yes!

Niel: so blunt.....

Ricky: I've been trying to get it out for an hour.... what do I do?

CAP: take a hot shower.... like a really really hot shower, it should come out in an hour or so......

Chunji: wait ricky

Ricky: yes?

Chunji: This is somethhing my mom always told me, in case you need it for future refrences....

Chunji: "Glue is for paper not for hair, never put glue on what you wear, where you glue always look, never put glue in your soup"

Ricky: worst hair day in the history of the universe.......

Heyyyyyyy guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Here is a chapter before I spend the next few days in my room studying and living off of ramen.........

this is for:

exoinspiritarmy

you are a really cool friend!

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