Hyungs be drunk
Teen Top Text Messages
***9:00 PM (one random night) ****
CAP: LJOE, Chunji where are you idiots
Chunji: Here?
LJOE: why so harsh
CAP: I am sick and tired of everything
Chunji: errr???
LJOE: take medicine
CAP: no
Chunji: go to the doctor
CAP: no
LJOE: okay hyung, what do you want
CAP: I need a drink, lets go to our favorite club and get some soju //AN: Korean beer
LJOE: sure, I could use a drink
Chunji: but it's 9:00!
CAP: Yahhh!!! When else do you go out and drink?
LJOE: 2 AM?
CAP: true... true....
Chunji: fine, let me put on some eyeliner and then I meet you guys there
LJOE: KK
CAP: finally
************ 3:37 AM***************
Changjo: urrrrrrgggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Niel: are you getting yelled at too?
Changjo: yesssssssss
Ricky: Where are the hyungs? Manager keeps calling and yelling and calling and yelling and zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Niel: I don't know I haven't seen them....aiiiishhhh I'm tired
Changjo: why is manager so worked up at this time?
Ricky: hyungs kept calling manager over and over
Niel: wae?
Ricky: he didn't telll me, he just said "Find them now so I can kill them and go to sleep in peace!!!!!!!"
Changjo: I already tried calling them
Niel: me too
Ricky: me three, so what are we supposed to do? go to sleep?
Changjo: We should wait here untill we get a text from the hyungs
Niel: they'll never text us this late
Chunji: helloooooo youuuuu lovelyyyyyyyy people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Niel: on the other hand.....
Changjo: Chunji hyung, where are you?
Chunji: how am I supposed to know?
Ricky: since you are yourself?
LJOE: But what if he is not himself? What if he only thinks he is himself and in reality he is not himself
CAP: or he could be dreaming... and in reality what you think are dreams are reality and reality are dreams
Niel: what?
Changjo: nothing is making sense
Ricky: hyungs how much did you drink?
Chunji: drink? who said we we drinking?
CAP:we arne't drunk.. we are completely 100% sober
LJOE: yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
Niel: you all are really bad liars
Ricky: and even more so when you are so drunk
Changjo: at least tell us where you are
LJOE: NO NO NO NO .... NA NA NA NA
CAP: ooooohhhhh!!! you are singing I am the best!!!!! yay!!!! omg omg omg omg omg
Niel: I feel like the world has flipped upside down
Chunji: why? are you drunk too? I bet I drank more than uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Niel: never mind
Ricky: come home please?
CAP: no!
Changjo: why?
LJOE: because manager hyung will be mad
LJOE: and you all will be mad
LJOE: and and and and and
LJOE: oooooof is is just me or is the ground turning
Changjo: drunk... dead drunk
Ricky: why will manager be mad?
CAP: we called him and said some things
Niel: what things?
Chunji: I don't remember
LJOE: niether do I
CAP: I do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We told him what we REALLY think of him
Chunji: Oh yeah!!! we told him EVERYTHING
LJOE: heheheheheeheheheheehkekekekekekekekekekek Oh yes we did!
CAP: it was sooooooo much fun!!!!!!!!!!
Changjo: I really don't like the sound of this
Ricky: niether do I
Chunji: speaking of telling everything I need to tell you something Changjo- ah
Changjo: Y- You do?
Chunji: You know how your CD player broke last week?
Changjo: how?
Chunji: Ricky put a slice of cheese in there instead of a disc
Changjo: WHAT?!??!?!?!?!?
Ricky: HYUNG YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER TELL!!!!!
Ricky: Changjo I'm so sorry, it was an accident
Changjo: you bloddy idiot
LJOE: I need to ask you a question Niel
Niel: where did that come from?
LJOE: The great and powerful land of OZ
Niel: ok..... ask away I guess
LJOE: Do you put vaseline on your lips?
Niel: what?!?!!?!???!!?
LJOE: Is that why their so big?
LJOE: Or is is your genetics?
LJOE: Or did you have surgery
LJOE: are you an alien?
LJOE: because you are one good looking alien bro
Niel: OMO
Changjo: how the heck can you type so fast?
Ricky: I'm scared
CAP: Ricky- ah you get scared too much
CAP: remember when that girl walked in with a white dress on?
CAP: you thought she was a ghost
CAP: are you scared of the dark?
CAP: your shadow?
CAP: clowns?
CAP: unpeeled bannanas?
CAP: rainbow afros??!??!?!?!!?!??!?!?!?!?!!??!?!?!?!
Changjo: what the hell?
Niel: aiiisssshhhh we've got another one....
Ricky: Oh my goodness
Chunji: I am sleepy
Chunji: and cold
Chunji: and for some reason I have lipstick marks all over my arms... and chest
LJOE:you grabbed 4 or 5 random girls
LJOE:jumped on top of the table
LJOE: took off your shirt and started dancing to Fantastic Baby
Chunji: really? Did I dance well
LJOE: your dancing was amazing <3
Chunji: awwwwhhh!!!! thank you so much!<3
CAP: I took a video and sent it to manager hyung, maybe you should use that as a mv concept sometime<3
Chunji: How thoughtful hyung!<3
Changjo: THAT'S IT!!!! THIS HAS GONE TOO FAR!!!!
Ricky: no wonder manager hyung was mad...
Niel: I can't understand how they can be so serious about this
Ricky: not to mention send hearts to each other...
Changjo: hyungs it would be in your best interest to tell us where you are
Chunjii: >.<
Ricky: please?
LJOE: :P
Ricky: with a cherry on top
CAP we don't want to
Niel: I'll make cupcakes, right now.... lots and lots of Cupcakes just for you guys
CAP: are you bribing us
Niel: yes
Chunji: since you are honest we will tell you
LJOE: we are left or right... left.. wait no.. right
CAP: it's left
Chunji: no its right
LJOE: I get them so confused
Chunji: what were we talking about?
LJOE: I don't know
CAP: can you repeat the question?
Changjo: this is going to take a while
LJOE: whats going to take a while?
Ricky: Aigoo
Niel: wait.. don't we all have GPS tracking software on our phones?
Changjo: ... we've wasted all this time...
Niel: come on ricky, changj lets go get the hyungs...
Ricky: Actually changjo and I have to go without you
Changjoo: wae?
Ricky: Niel hyung promised to make cupcake, riight NOW
Niel: me and my big mouth
LJOE: big lips, you mean
Hellooooo my awesome readers, can I get some comments? Please? Or do I have to give cupcakes?
This chapter is for :
for being sweet and forgiving <3
and
for making me feel better about my strangely innocent strangeness <3
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