Kleptos Anonymous

Description

Luhan has kleptomania and the world seems kind of against him.

Sehun is a prick

Baekhyun and Tao are fashionistas

Kris makes plush dolls

Joonmyun is a slacker

Minseok and Kyungsoo are sweethearts but pushy.

Jongdae is scared of Luhan

Chanyeol is a nervous wreck.

Yixing is sort of a therapist

Jongin is.. well Jongin.

Oh and

Kleptomania is the inability to refrain from the urge to steal items for reasons other than personal use or financial gain. (wiki)

Foreword

And if you must have a snippet before reading:

Luhan clears his throat, “I’m Luhan. I’m a...well I sorta have this klepto problem.

Um. To be honest I don’t really have any coping mechanisms because I never thought I needed them. In high school, when stuff went missing, I wouldn’t get blamed because everyone was like: ‘Aw it can’t be the cute Chinese transfer kid.’

But now I kind of want to get my problem under control for personal reasons, so.. yeah. Mah story. Come help a bro out?”

A/N: So I'm not the best at making forwards. This was also supposed to be a oneshot of some sort so the chapter beginnings and end may not be really clear. 

This is mainly Kailu, but other shipping show up too.

Please enjoy ^__^

And so I get that Luhan doesnt here may not seem quite like your normal Luhan... but I beg to differ, Luhan is really a sassmaster around familar people haha,

while at the same time is cute and nervous too. ^^

 

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iSky_Dragon #1
Chapter 4: Gdi im grinning like an idiot with the cheeseball ending ughhh sjsndns. Steal my lips awayy gaaaaahbdksndjs .
Chanbaekailust #2
Chapter 4: holy fcking ahhh I have tears on my eyes cox its so damn cute and asfjklcbnmj ahhh gawdd x'D
dearestnini #3
Chapter 4: HAHAHAH THIS IS SO CUTE AND FLUFFY! Oh Jonginnie, you lame stupid romantic guy! THE ENDING! I LOVE IT asdfghjklqwertyuiop. I'm laughing and smiling like a fool here ohodg. So hilarious! <3
hiseutori #4
Chapter 4: OH MY GOD THE ENDING.
i need to find a moment to get my soul back. omfshsgsjsgsjagsf this is too lame but too cute i can't handle it.
nopethankyoubye #5
Chapter 4: This had me laughing so hard at the end. Cute cute cute
zafiracullen #6
Chapter 4: The ending was perf omfg fluff everywhere i kenot-- MY FRIGGIN' FEELS ;AAA; /jumps off a building/
DuhBestPersonEva #7
Chapter 4: this was so ADORABLE!! the ending almost made me cry cuz i was also playing the song 1,2,3,4,5 by evol its so beautiful!!!!
nycbean #8
Chapter 4: This was so hilarious and so cute. Each character was awesome, especially Jongin and his dorkiness! I love how Jongin was always trying to do the cheesy romantic stuff and Luhan wasn't phased at all xD I got a nice laugh from this
arashi_oneday #9
Chapter 4: AHAHAHAHA OMG THIS WAS SO FRICKING CUTE <3 I LOVED IT XDDD Kai as an uber dorky character works so well, it's incredible!
Kailu-Yunjae #10
Omg that was so freaking cute !!!!!!! <3
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