Kyuhyun and Donghae's Nasty Plot

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SCHOOL

"HEY! HAVE ANYBODY SEE KYUHYUN?!" Donghae asked with sweat all over his body.
Everybody look at him with strange looks.
"Waeyo, oppa? You look like a crazy person. What's so important about seeing that devil?"
"Soo... It's very important! I need to talk to him! Have you seen him?!!!"
Suddenly Victoria appeared with Nickhun.
"BWAHAHAHAHA! What's with Donghae? Has he gone 'loco~'?" Asked Victoria, laughing.
"Jeez... I have no time for this.. MUST SEARCH KYUHYUN! If I have to eat the school, I will! TO FIND KYUHYUN!"
Yoona raised an eyebrow.
"Oppa, are you and Kyuhyun... uh, dating?" Yoona asked, a little awkward.
Donghae's face became angry. "YOONA!!! I'm still STRAIGHT!"
"Mianhae... it's because you two look like newlyweds.." Yoona continued quietly, earning a laugh from everybody and a angry glare from Donghae.
"Aish.. mianhae.." Yoona quickly apologized.

"If you're looking for Kyuhyun, he's at the rooftop. I just saw him there!" Nickhun said, and Donghae ran while thanking Nickhun.
They all just shook their heads.

AT THE ROOFTOP

"Kyu.. Hyun... *huff-puff-huff* I need.. phewww... to speak with you!"

Kyuhyun was surprised seeing the tired and sweaty Donghae sainext to him.
"What's so important, hyung? You look like... a person who just escape from the mental hospital!" Kyuhyun said.
Donghae frowned. "Shut it and listen! You... You like Yoona, don't you?"
Kyuhyun was very surprised to hear Donghae's question.
"W.. What? That's uh... "
"Cut the drama! I KNOW you like Yoona a lot. That's why I wanna team with you!" Donghae  stated furiously.
Kyuhyun just raised an eyebrow, meaning that he don't understand a thing Donghae said to him.
"ARE YOU STUPID!? I like Yoona, TOO! SO, I WANT TO TEAM WITH YOU TO STOP YOONA FROM liking Siwon~" Donghae shout and whisper at the end.
"Oh, now I understand. Too bad, Yoona likes Siwon.."
"And what's worse, Siwon likes Yoona too!" Donghae added.
"Well... yeah..."

"So?"

Kyuhyun thinked for a moment.

"Okay... But... what if finally they part, then what'll we do? We like the same girl!"
"Fight for her, dude. She's worth it~" Donghae said dreamily, thinking about Yoona.

"Ok."

"May the best man win!" Donghae said.
"May the best man win." Kyuhyun said.
 

"Good luck!" Donghae said.
"Bad luck!" Kyuhyun smirked.

Donghae facepalmed.

"Whatever! Our main goal is... TO SEPERATE YOONA AND SIWON!"
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