Life In A Refrigerator
Description
When Exo thought it couldn't get any worse, life decided to kick them in the and change them into vegetables. God had decided to punish them for their careless ways with grub. Stuck in a giant silver contraption they were forced to live as food for humans. Call it survival if you will.
"Chanyeol how many times have I told you to not waste food?" Kris asked glaring at the other boy. "Look at me! I'm a freaking celery!"
"Well I'm a potato," Chanyeol retorted, "Don't act as if you didn't waste food either."
"You guys think you have it bad?" Kai screamed. "I'm stuck as tomato. I only have 325.2 hours until I rot!"
"Oh chill your seeds Kai." Chen grumbled. "You're giving me a headache."
Suho from his bundle of carrots glanced at the cucumber Chen. "Um, sorry to burst your peel but Chen...cucumbers don't have heads."
Lay looked at cabbage Xiumin and shook his awkward bok choy body. It was going to be a long day.
Foreword
2 Days Ago
"Stop! You can't eat those." D.O exclaimed as he waved arms wildly. "They are poisonous!"
A look of fear came over Lay's face as he spit it out. Unlucky for him it landed on Kris's irritated face.
"Kris! You have to clean that right now! It's poisonous, and can burn off your skin cells." Lay fretted. "I have to rinse my mouth!"
For the first time in a long time Kris screamed.
"I was just kidding," D.O whined, "Why does no one get my humor?"
Kris who was angered quickly grabbed the bag of chips and tossed them in the trash while muttering, "Stupid unicorn."
D.O frowned at the crumpled vegetable chips that lay uneaten in the trash, "I spent lots of money on that."
Later That Day
"Old. Old. Expired." Sehun muttered as he started a war in the pantry. He thew away anything that didn't look appealing to him, and by the time he was done only bubble tea was left.
"WHO ATE MY PANDA COOKIES? I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL CHOP OFF THEIR HEADS WITH MY WUSHU STICK!" Tao screamed when he noticed that his beloved snack was missing.
In the corner of the room hid Sehun sipping on his bubble tea.
1 Day Ago
"Baekhyun did you burn the bacon again?" Luhan scolded.
"Well it's not like they cost much so does it matter?" Baekhyun replied as he continued to play his video game.
Xiumin headed over towards the stove and picked up a piece of bacon. "Yum. Crispy."
"If he likes it then let him eat it." Baekhyun added. "You're just jealous of my cooking skills."
"What skills?" Luhan exclaimed while exiting the room. "God I wish someone will teach him a lesson."
Lucky for Luhan his wish was granted.
Thanks to (SUNYEONIE@Selcouth) for the lovely poster, background, and character chart!
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