❝ ᴛsᴍ ʙᴇᴀᴄʜ ❞「 welcome! enjoy your stay! 」
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❝ ᴛsᴍ ʙᴇᴀᴄʜ ❞
「 enjoy your stay! 」
❝ attention all employees and customers –
“We're sorry. Due to the overwhelming amount of tourists and visitors to our beach last year courtesy of your hottest stupid employees' admirable hard work, we have decided to close down half the shops this year. Our eighteen new employees only lived up to their rumors of being unattainably and unbelievably good-looking. For some reason, they could not handle the stress, the tourists, or the stupidity demands of each other. Whatever the unknown reason, we have decided to open up applications to help balance these insane handsome hardworking employees out. We hope to find some gorgeous hardworking and sane new workers soon.
Sincerely, TSM Beach (shortened for 'Top Super Models')”
“Dammit, Kris! Stop! That is not what it stands for!”
Sincerely, TSM Beach (
“Dammit, Kris! Stop! That is not what it stands for!”
❝ you should know –
Here at TSM Beach where the sun rises invitingly, the beach-goers come and go, and each section is full of handsome workers. The only problem with the gorgeous-looking employees at this beach is that they are unbelievably insane stupid not of a high IQ status. Each of the employees here seem to care more about anything that does not have to do with their actual jobs, except for a select few. With a new refreshed somewhat maybe hopeful mindset, the two owners of TSM Beach have set out to find eleven brand new employees to help make the sun shine brighter, to help the beach-goers come and go wonderfully, and to help the current eighteen workers focus on what they are actually getting paid for (actually the real question is why we haven't fired these handsomely good-looking men - we all know the answer to that one). Hopefully with these new eleven employees, the whole beach environment will run smoothly (or at least a little bit less insane).
Foreword
❝ the beach rules ❞
O1. We request that there be no bashing between readers and applicants.
O2. Subscribe? Yeah, click that button up there to get updates about this crazy and useless story.
O3. Please comment every one or two chapters, if chosen. More than 'update soon!' would be appreciated, but you can definitely put that phrase at the bottom of the comment. It doesn't affect me at all.
O4. All love interests are from EXO or BAP. Lovely Yixing is taken as well as the ulzzang Yurim. Handsome Roh Jihoon (the only exception) and Lee Dasom are taken as well for co-author.
O5. Because of the above, eleven eight-nine other girls will be chosen. The other six boys will be floaters. I don't think I can handle more than twelve chosen girls. (Sorry, ladies. It's official - Chanyeollie and Luhannie are both taken... as well as Youngjae.)
O6. When submitting your application, follow the hints/rules and post it at the original blog post.
O7. A whole bunch of information plus little descriptions of each of the eighteen guys will be in the next chapter, but there are no plotlines for the girls. (But that might be subject to change.)
O8. There's probably a password, but it won't be difficult - it will be explained in the application that has yet to be made.
O9. Because it's between six and twelve. No deadline set yet. So, yeah. Enjoy~
❝ the basic information ❞
Title. ❝ welcome to TSM beach ❞
Authors. -catalyst ; -lightsaber
Genres. most likely plotless romance, crack, adventure, beach!au
Characters. chosen applicants, exo, bap, roh jihoon, other idols
Rated. ; what happens at the beach, stays at the beach
Disclaimer. we don't own any of the idols although we wish we did. goodness we do. we own this crack!fic idea and our own characters. picture credits go to tumblr and their respective owners. any similarities otherwise are pure coincidence.
Deadline. July 10, 2013 - R E A C H E D
© layout by -catalyst
❝ the authors’ notes ❞
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Here is the Changsha Princess!
Author here! I shouldn't be making a new apply... but both the co-author and I couldn't help but post this up way before summer is actually here. We just got even more motivated to do this simply because it's spring break and everybody is hanging out and enjoying the beach right now. Anyways, yeah. This will be open for a while... so I hope you express interest in this fic! We'll try and have everything up by the end of the weekend! :) Also, layout is not pretty... so there might be construction going on. Just fair warning~
-catalyst
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Here comes Trouble!
Co-author's notes: “Yeah, I'll write a note later...”
-lightsaber
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❝ ᴛsᴍ ❞ currently stressed, so i'm revamping the layout to fit the new aff better ;u; [8/29]
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