" yah ! kris are you okay there ?" seohyun asked , she already dressed herself but kris was left in the batroom for almost 15 minutes

 " i-im okay ! gomaroro can you now get out of your room ? i - i need something " kris yelled

 " arasseo im going ! yah! get out there fastly or you're going to catch a cold " seohyun yelled back then she closed the door and went downstairs meanwhile , kris is leaning to the door securing seohyun finally went out after he heard a click he quickly went out locking the door 

 " how should i do deal with this ?!! seriously okay it's just a little small bump im sure after a while it will go out just think of positive kris , unicorns , muffins meat new clothes girls , seohyun's body . . ah no ! wu fan ! " kris mumbled hitting his face

" yes , seohyun wont wear y clothes yeah she wont , yeah that's it kris think positve , this day will0 just be brighter and brighter " kris muttered and dressed himself

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" or not ! " kris sighed when he looked seohyun's dressed gulping while seohyun was very busy cooking their lunch she was wearing this :

( just imagine the hair down and forget the heels )

    " oh ! ert alpazy ! let's eat " seohyun chirped while kris just nods and went to his seat looking to seohyun

                                                      KRIS POV

! i really feel the tightness in my lower region!

GOSH ! THINK OF UNICORNS WU FAN !

i tried to look everywhere but my eyes would always end up to seohyun's legs and neck , i absentmindely my lips and my hands want to touch and hug her

kris you're going to be a PATHETIC AND ERT PERSON !

I REALIZE NOW , THE HARDEST THINGS IN  OUR SPECIES IS OUR RAGING HORMONES !

" kris what are you doing ? " seohyun asked me putting the foods in the table while her cleavage is showing

" unicorns unicorns . ." i mumbled while closing my eyes not adding fuel to the raging fire

" kris kris ! " i can imagine her hands waving in my face , i suddenly grab her wrist and of course  my pokerface

" i . . i am fine , i think the weather doesnt suit me " i stated lots of big beads of sweats coming from my face

" just eat will you ?! ert alpazy " she mumbled and took her seat and ate

                                                                 seohyun's pov

i ate my food while stealing some glances to kris

it's just me or he sweat a lot today

there's something bothering me and i wanted to ask him so badly while i was eating i really saw his face scrunged and frown everytime i fip my hair well it's because the weather is hot and i feel my neck should need more air ,

i really want to say this to him !

it's totally bothering

wha. .t

.

.

 . .

what is that big bump in his pants ?!!!

" er. r. kri s ?" i started off , he look at me like i am the prey and he's the predator something

" wha-a-t is it ?" he stuttered

okay i really wanted to wash that thing called SWEAT !

" here a towel , . . alpazy?" i stated again while he tapped the towel to his face

 " i was just wondering . . .  er. r. " i continued while he just look at me with his pokerface

I WANTED TO RIP THAT POKERFACE OF HIS !

when he stares at me like that

I REALLY WANTED TO PUNCH THAT FACE SO BADLY 

it's kinda ANNOYING

but i sighed and continued while looking at him with innocent look

" what is that. .  big bump in your pants ? " i asked him , after hearing this kris eye's bulged feels like they're ready to get out from their sockets and he panted so hard it feels like im throwing the nuclear bomb right his face

" yah ! are you okay ?" i asked him quickly i went to him and touch his arms

 " IM FINE ! " kris exclaimed looking away

 " YAH ! dont yell! " i exclaimed too while touching his neck , his eyes bulged again then he went out straight to the bathroom

" what did i do ? " i asked in confusion while i tilt my head sideways

                                                                            KRIS POV

what should i do ?!!!!!!!!

this girl can kill THOUSAND OF GUYS I TELL YOU !

when she asked me about the tent in my pants i was very shocked , that i can die now 

i can never ever believed a girl like her dont know what's a ! for pete's sake!!!

then she touched my neck ,

those hands i wanted to -

but before i can do something in approriate i ran to the bathroom panting so hard

" that girl ! how should i dealt with this now ?! " i groaned

HAH ! all the guys can sympathize to me now !

GOSH ! WHAT DID I DO ?!!!! IS THIS MY PUNISHMENT FOR PLAYING GIRLR"S HEART

IM GOING TO DIE BECAUSE OF A GREAT

. .

. .

okay , ! the government will surely make a statue of me holding my   while the males symphatize in my death ceremony ,

KRIS WU FAN , THE TOTAL PERFECT PLAYER  DIED OF THE GREATEST .

Then when i was imagining things i realised the big towel beside me

 " oh , i guess i can use it . . somehow " i muttered thinking what should the genius me think of . . then i created the most big idea

 " ahh , you're back now kris , oh why are you covering your pants ?" seohyun asked me when i went to the kitchen covering mine with the towel

 " ah , gomaroro , i mean seohyun im going home now and . and bye ! " i said and bowed a little then rush straightly to the main door when im so close so close .. seohyun blocked my way

AISH! CURSED HER LONG LEGS !

" yah ! kris are you really okay ?! " she asked me again

 " im fine just let me go home arasseo ~ " i said again , my eyes bulged when she asked again that BIG NUCLEAR BOMB QUESTION

" but the big bump on your pants  . .what should we do ?" she asked me

OKAY !

we can just go to the bedroom and-

NO ! WE CANT !

THE ALPAZY AND GOMARORO WONT WORK !

UNICORNS ! ALPACA ! MY SON

" ahh . it's natural it's called men's destruction disease " i stated with a fake smile

OH ! HOW GREAT

WHERE THAT GENIUs kRis wU FAN GO !!!

REALLY WU FAN ?! !

MENS DESTRUACTION DISEASE !

SERIOUSLY !

" ahh arasseo , i guess i cant help i dont knnow things about men so . . thanks for the two days taking care of me " she smiled and bowed to me

 " er. .r arasseo you're welcome gomaroro ! bye ! " i chirped and went out fast as i could

 " ahh .men's disease destruction ? " seohyun tilted her head on the side

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oppa ! what is that ?!!

OPPA !!!

MEN's DESTRUCTION DISEASE ??

SEOHYUN SAW IT ?!!!!

HOW TO DEAL WITH THIS ?

AH THAT:S RIGHT ?!!! MEN"S DESTRUCTION DISEASE !!!

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