Bad Boy

 

Bonjour, Madamoiselle. Or Mister. Or Unicorn or Narwhal.

 

Taemin salutes you!

 

Tee hee.

 

Back to the topic.

 

My hyungs are all out of the dorm right now… which means I can now release my MANLY and DEMONIC side.

 

Let’s see… what should we do today?

 

Personally, I really, really, really, really, really, want to play Farmville.

 

But for your sake, maybe I won’t.

 

But I really want to play Farmville.

 

BUT.

 

I have a great idea.

 

Lets have some fun on their facebook accounts… I want to do lots and lots of bad things.

 

Hee.

 

BRAVO FOR MOI.

 

I FEEL SO GOOD. I’m being a bad boy.

 

Bad boy, bad boy, bad boy….

 


 

Kim Kibum ehehe HAI THARRRR.

45 minutes ago · Comment · Like

 

Kim Jonghyun ehehe HAI THARRRR.

44 minutes ago · Comment · Like

 

Lee Jinki ehehe HAI THARRRR.

44 minutes ago · Comment · Like

 

Choi Minho ehehe HAI THARRRR.

43 minutes ago · Comment · Like

 

Lee Taemin I’m such a stud.

40 minutes ago · Comment · Like

Kim Kibum, Kim Jonghyun, and 2 others like this

            Kim Kibum Taemin is so hot!

            40 minutes ago · Like

            Choi Minho Taemin is manlier than me!

            39 minutes ago · Like

            Lee Jinki Taemin has incredible abs!

            38 minutes ago · Like

            Kim Jonghyun Taemin is the king!

            38 minutes ago · Like

 

Choi Minho ALL HAIL TAEMINN ahhhh

35 minutes ago· Comment · Like

            Lee Jinki yes yes yes

            34 minutes ago · Like

            Kim Kibum he is so beautiful

            33 minutes ago · Like

            Kim Jonghyun he is so smart

            32 minutes ago · Like

 


 

 

What?

 

It’s not my fault that I somehow know all their passwords.

 

You’re probably angry at me for being stalker- ish.

 

BUT.

 

YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID.

 

All Shawols stalk SHINee too!

 

So there!

 

Hmph.

 

Anyways…

 

This is getting boring now, isn’t it?

 

Why don’t I, Taemin, the stud, spice it up a lil’ bit…

 


 

Kim Kibum why do I look and act like such a leek?

30 minutes ago · Comment · Like

            Kim Kibum I have a bottle of leek perfume

            28 minutes ago · Like

            Kim Kibum it’s my greatest treasure

            28 minutes ago · Like

 

Kim Kibum JONGHYUN….I need… to tell you something….

27 minutes ago · Comment· Like

            Kim Jonghyun yes? I will listen to anything you say!

            27 minutes ago · Like

            Kim Kibum I… I…

            26 minutes ago · Like

            Kim Jonghyun Yes, Key?

            25 minutes ago · Like

            Kim Kibum I… I love you!

            25 minutes ago · Like

            Kim Jonghyun Oh… Key dear… Key darling…

            25 minutes ago · Like

            Kim Kibum Jonghyun honey…

            24 minutes ago · Like

            Kim Jonghyun Key, my love, I love you as well…

            23 minutes ago · Like

            Kim Kibum …shall we…

            23 minutes ago · Like

            Kim Jonghyun …go on a journey together?

            20 minutes ago · Like

 


 

I’m so proud of myself.

 

I can’t believe I wrote such a… such a… romantic conversation!

 

And it was a passionate conversation between Jonghyun and Key…

 

Pish posh.

 

I’m am such a bad boy…

 

Aren’t I?

 

Now, let’s try making different sides of Minho!

 

(And his fellow sidekick, Onew)

 

Introducing: Girly Minho, Gangster Minho, Emo Minho, Old Grandma Minho, Dramatic Minho, and a Minho that swears inapro-pro words!

 

Tada!

 


 

Choi Minho teehee~ <3

20 minutes ago · Comment· Like

            Lee Jinki heehee! Hoho, let’s pick some flowers tomorrow! Okay?

            19 minutes ago · Like

            Choi Minho I love flowers!

            19 minutes ago · Like

            Lee Jinki Especially the pink ones!

            17 minutes ago · Like

 

Choi Minho FU** THIS SH**

16 minutes ago · Comment· Like

            Lee Jinki I’M IN SOME DEEP SH**

            13 minutes ago · Like

            Choi Minho FU** YOU

            12 minutes ago · Like

 

Choi Minho wazzup all yoh homies

12 minutes ago · Comment · Like

            Lee Jinki sup dog

            11 minutes ago · Like

 

Choi Minho ah… I am feeling the symptoms of oldness…

11 minutes ago · Comment · Like

            Lee Jinki May I recommend a brand of herbal medicine I use?

            10 minutes ago · Like

            Choi Minho Well, what scent is it?

            10 minutes ago · Like

            Lee Jinki It’s my favorite… salted bamboo with strawberries…

            9 minutes ago · Like

            Choi Minho Scentfully delightful, Jinki…

            8 minutes ago · Like

 

Choi Minho Why does the rain fall, oh, why does the rain fall?

6 minutes ago · Comment· Like

            Lee Jinki It falls for those in sorrow…

            5 minutes ago · Like

            Choi Minho boo hoo…

            5 minutes ago · Like

            Lee Jinki sob sob…

            4 minutes ago · Like

 

Choi Minho Why don’t you understand how much I HATE YOU?

4 minutes ago · Comment· Like

            Lee Jinki but…but…why?

            3 minutes ago · Like

            Choi Minho I just do.

            2 minutes ago · Like

            Lee Jinki noooooo….come back to me!

            2 minutes ago · Like

 

Choi Minho Womanizer, womanizer, Taemin is a womanizer….

2 minutes ago · Like

            Lee Jinki omygosh I know! Why is Taemin SUCH a hottie?

            about a minute ago · Like

 

Lee Jinki Hoho and I are going to pick floweries!

about a minute ago · Like

            Choi Minho Jinjin and I are so excited!

            about a minute ago · Like

            Lee Jinki flowers are so prettyful!

            48 seconds ago · Like

            Choi Minho do you think we can chase some butterflies too?

            39 seconds ago · Like

            Lee Jinki Yes! Hoho and I are going to have so much fun!

            25 seconds ago · Like

            Choi Minho floweries are the best!

            16 seconds ago · Like

            Lee Jinki Yes, Hoho, the best!

            a few seconds ago · Like

            Choi Minho yay!

            a few seconds ago · Like

            Lee Jinki yay!

            a few seconds ago · Like

 


 

Weee!

 

This is so fun!

 

It’s like riding a Merry-Go-Round!

 

Fun, fun, fun, fun…

 

So fun!

 

Fun.

 

“Taemin, we’re back!”

 

No.

 

No.

 

NO.

 

NOOOOO.

 

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“Taemin?”

 

Key poked his head into the bedroom, to find Taemin sitting in front of his computer, fidgeting nervously.

 

“…What are you doing? You’re acting suspicious…”

 

Taemin gave a shaky laugh.

 

“Oh, Key… You’re probably just imagining things…! Me, suspicious? Never!”

 

Key quizzically tipped his head to one side, then left for the kitchen to help Minho, Key, and Onew cook dinner.

 

 

 

 

Phew.

 

I am such a bad boy.

 


 

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BaeLeeAhn #2
Chapter 6: so funny XD i'm glad find your story
blingershinee #3
Seems that its gonna be fun...
sandrajin4396 #4
Chapter 7: Whoa how did you add my username in this chapter??? Thats so cool O.O omo so many feels when I saw that
infinite7girl #5
Chapter 18: my feeellllllzzzzzzz ! i have so many feeeeellllllzzzzz !
rusticaura #6
Chapter 3: Lol I like it how Minho says "..." and he gets 24 likes for just that! XD
AthleticShawol #7
Chapter 11: This is super late but I'M A HUGE HARRY POTTER FAN.

Sorry, that was weird, but I just thought I'd mention that since you asked xD
RubyMoon123 #8
Chapter 5: OMG i love this. Hilarious! XD thank you, made me happy today :D
RubyMoon123 #9
Chapter 1: Hahaha xD that was pretty funny :)
Zenitora #10
This is pretty old, but it's still amazing!
CielDor #11
Chapter 1: plot twist: instead of a Facebook taemin secretly has a tumblr.