Key's Journey
It's a SHINee Facebook
Teehee.
This is Manager! The SHINee boys have been ignoring me lately… why does everyone hate me?
Well, besides that fact, I’m going to reveal the results of the survey to them now!
Heehee.
Just so you know... I am not laughing in a weird pedo way at all.
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Manager AND NOW FOR THE RESULTS! And Lee Taemin, you can
tune in since you’re our *cough* friend.
5 hours ago · Like· Comment
Lee Jinki, Kim Jonghyun, and 8 others like this
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Kim Jonghyun AWHH YEAH!
5 hours ago · Like · 3 people
Lee Jinki I wonder if the fans liked me…
5 hours ago · Like
Kim Kibum They don’t.
5 hours ago · Like · 1 person likes this
Lee Jinki What? ㅠㅠ
5 hours ago · Like · 1 person likes this
Kim Kibum That’s right, they don’t.
5 hours ago · Like
Choi Minho Let’s not bully Onew…
5 hours ago · Like · 3 people
Manager Let’s see… Well, we have mostly female fans.
4 hours ago · Like · Comment
Choi Minho, Kim Kibum, and 18 others like this
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Kim Kibum Obviously.
4 hours ago · Like
Choi Minho It was probably my abs.
4 hours ago · Like · 5 people
Kim Jonghyun …I have abs too.
4 hours ago · Like · 2 people
Choi Minho You never showed the fans yours.
4 hours ago · Like
Kim Jonghyun It’s not a good idea to let their erted
thoughts grow.
4 hours ago · Like · 19 people
Kim Kibum You only have stomach fat.
4 hours ago · Like · 3 people
Kim Jonghyun Ouch… ㅠ ㅠ
4 hours ago · Like
Lee Taemin Cougars and pedo-noonas.
4 hours ago · Like · 5 people
Manager …that’s not nice, Taemin…
4 hours ago · Like
Lee Jinki Do they like me?
4 hours ago · Like
Manager … we have quite a number of unicorn fans too. Plus Key
has some fellow leek fans.
4 hours ago· Like · Comment
Choi Minho …um. Unicorns?
4 hours ago · Like
Kim Jonghyun …
4 hours ago · Like
Lee Taemin …
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Kim Kibum I AM NOT A LEEK, YOU POTATO.
4 hours ago · Like
Lee Jinki …I like unicorns…
4 hours ago· Like · 2 people
Manager Guess what the fans think about you, Key.
3 hours ago · Like · Comment
Kim Kibum Oh, that question! I bet I’ll be a… BEAUTIFUL
BOY!
3 hours ago · Like
Manager Nope.
3 hours ago · Like · 2 people
Kim Kibum … Handsome girl?
3 hours ago · Like
Manager Nope.
3 hours ago · Like · 2 people
Kim Kibum No way…
3 hours ago · Like
Manager The Shawols have spoken! You leek.
3 hours ago · Like · 2 people
Kim Kibum I’m going on a journey to rediscover my life.
Sayonara, you idiots! ㅠ ㅠ
3 hours ago · Like · 3 people
Key frantically paced around his room, taking several deep breaths before taking seizing his laptop.
What a nice laptop.
It was new.
And shiny.
And it smelled good.
And then Key threw it at the wall.
Poor Computer.
You’ve lived a good, short, life, Computer.
Well, let’s see what Key thinks…
EW EW EW EW EW EW EW.
How could this happen?
I, Key, have lived everyday of my life as a beautiful, awesome, talented, flawless, MALE.
Not some stupid inanimate object!
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INHALE.
EXHALE.
I’m going on a journey to discover my destiny now.
I’ll live a pitiful life, eating meager meals of smashed beetles, and live on a bench covered with newspapers…
Manager Minho, this question’s about you! Mostly everyone loves
you, except for those people who think you’re a grandma!
Kim Jonghyun, Lee Jinki, and 6 others like this
2 hours ago · Like · Comment
Choi Minho I’m so glad! However… Kim Kibum, I will find where you
are and roast your …
2 hours ago · Like
Lee Taemin Scary.
2 hours ago · Like · 2 people
Lee Jinki Yum.
2 hours ago · Like
Lee Taemin …
2 hours ago · Like · 13 people
Kim Kibum DON’T BOTHER ME ON MY JOURNEY TO REDISCOVER
MYSELF.
2 hours ago · Like
Choi Minho And then end up finding that you’re destined to be
a leek.
2 hours ago · Like · 19 people
Kim Kibum SHUSH.
2 hours ago · Like
Lee Jinki Uh… I’d like to clear up the fact that I am NOT a Cannibal.
My heart is faithful to chicken…
Choi Minho, Kim Jonghyun, and 38 others like this
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Kim Jonghyun Goodie goodie then! Onew is not Onew if he
doesn’t like chicken! ㅋ ㅋ ㅋ
about an hour ago · Like · 1 person likes this
Choi Minho I was scared there for a second…
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Lee Taemin Huh.
58 minutes ago · Like
Manager Ooh, there’s a nice question on money! Most fans answered the
way I expected them to…. but we have some money freaks…
about an hour ago · Like · Comment
Manager I mean, not to insult money freaks…
57 minutes ago · Like
Manager Well, I’m kind of money obsessed myself…
56 minutes ago · Like
Manager Er. Money’s not bad!
56 minutes ago · Like
Manager It’s nice.
55 minutes ago · Like
Manager And useful, very useful.
52 minutes ago · Like
Manager Amen.
51 minutes ago · Like
Manager Why am I talking to myself? ㅠ ㅠ
48 minutes ago · Like · 2 people
Manager AHEM. The ideal type for girls and guys are happy, optimistic
people like me!
45 minutes ago · Like · Comment
Kim Jonghyun That’s gross, you old man. I bet you’re like…
twenty years older than our precious fans.
45 minutes ago · Like · 3 people
Manager My…heart. It’s breaking… into two parts… ㅠ ㅠ
40 minutes ago · Like
Choi Minho Happy and optimistic? That’s nice. But I think
Onew would make a great husband… just thinking.
39 minutes ago · Like
Lee Jinki What? I saw my name.
38 minutes ago · Like
Kim Jonghyun True, he makes a good husband. He can cook.
That’s the best part. ㅋ ㅋ ㅋ
35 minutes ago · Like · 6 people
Lee Jinki I like cooking! Taemin likes steak, so I’m good at
making steak…
32 minutes ago · Like
Manager awrgb;as
Lee Taemin likes this
30 minutes ago · Like · Comment
Kim Jonghyun …?
28 minutes ago · Like
Manager typo…
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I have started my journey, the journey that will determine my destiny. It’s been around five minutes so far, and I am tired. I must find shelter, before I collapse.
I found a bench.
It’s wooden. And cold.
I shall sit on the bench.
It’s quite a nice bench.
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