Holiday Specials
It's a SHINee FacebookSpecial Holiday Chapter! Included is a mini Happy Hour. C:<
A re-edited holiday song - THE AFF VERSION - will be posted later.
Cookies to people who helped with inspiration : tarepanda, BeastDaB2st, kyu_lover-4ever, KYUholic, SaranghaeILY, SuperLove, Grey_Storm
News Feed Top News · Most Recent
Manager Minho is so grumpy!
about an hour ago· Comment · Kim Jonghyun likes this
Lee Jinki he’s nice to me…
58 minutes ago · Like
Lee Jinki I have a new joke guys!
about an hour ago· Comment · Manager like this
Lee Jinki What did the pear say to the apple?
58 minutes ago · Like
Kim Kibum Why you so fat?
57 minutes ago · Like · 2 people
Lee Jinki wrong!
55 minutes ago · Like
Kim Jonghyun Hey there, beautiful.
54 minutes ago · Like
Lee Jinki wrong! Fruits don’t talk! haha.
54 minutes ago · Like
Choi Minho you're such a killjoy…
52 minutes ago · Like · 9 people
Kim Jonghyun happy Christmas!
53 minutes ago· Comment · Lee Jinki, Choi Minho, and 8 others like this
View all 9 comments
Kim Jonghyun it’s Merry Christmas, you poophead!
52 minutes ago · Like · 6 people
Kim Kibum don’t be such a party pooper.
52 minutes ago · Like
Choi Minho Poopville; population 2. You, and you.
50 minutes ago · Like · 1 person
Manager omg minho why are you so funnaay?
49 minutes ago · Like
Kim Jonghyun ugh. Christmas. Last year, my presents were labeled
with “Shipped from Craptown”.
50 minutes ago· Comment · Kim Kibum, Lee Jinki, and 4 others like this
View all 11 comments
Kim Kibum el oh els! Santa hates you!
47 minutes ago · Like
Kim Jonghyun …
46 minutes ago · Like
Kim Kibum when I was a kid, I asked for a pack of cigarettes.
46 minutes ago · Like
Kim Jonghyun WHAT THE HECK DID YOU JUST SAY?
45 minutes ago · Like
Kim Kibum but he gave me a bicycle instead…
43 minutes ago · Like · 4 people
Kim Jonghyun I’m relieved… I thought you were a druggy
for a second…
42 minutes ago · Like
Manager When I was a kid, I left salad for Santa. Not milk and
cookies.
43 minutes ago· Comment · Like
Kim Kibum … why would you do that…
41 minutes ago · Like · 1 person
Manager don’t you think he could stand to lose a few
pounds? I was helping him lose weight!
39 minutes ago · Like
Choi Minho …
39 minutes ago · Like
Lee Jinki ooh. Guess what time it is?
38 minutes ago· Comment · Like
Choi Minho Spare me, Onew…
38 minutes ago · Like · 4 people
Kim Kibum err…
37 minutes ago · Like
Kim Jonghyun …
36 minutes ago · Like
Lee Jinki Happy Hour Christmas Version! Everyone clap!
35 minutes hour ago · Comment · Like
Choi Minho suddenly, I feel like going to the restroom.
34 minutes ago · Like
Lee Jinki no?
32 minutes ago · Like
Lee Jinki forever alone with chicken. Go away, 2Min and
Jongkey!
31 minutes ago · Like
Lee Jinki what do reindeer say before they tell you a joke?
30 minutes ago · Comment · Like
Lee Jinki This one will sleigh you!
29 minutes ago · Like
Choi Minho I think I died a little inside…
27 minutes ago · Like · 3 people
Lee Jinki What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
26 minutes ago · Comment · Like
Lee Jinki A snowball!
25 minutes ago · Like
Lee Jinki what do reindeer have that no other animals have?
24 minutes ago· Comment · Like
Lee Jinki baby reindeer!
22 minutes ago · Like
Lee Jinki this is so fun!
20 minutes ago · Like
Choi Minho I have a migraine…
23 minutes ago· Comment · Kim Kibum, Lee Jinki, and 4 others like this
View all 10 comments
Kim Jonghyun same here…
21 minutes minutes ago · Like
Kim Kibum me too...
20 minutes ago · Like
Lee Jinki Oh, let me tell you a joke that’ll cure your
migraine!
18 minutes ago · Like
Choi Minho Onew, no. Just…. no.
18 minutes ago · Like · 9 people
Taemin shuffled to my door and slammed it shut. After carefully locking the door, he flopped down on his chair. With a huff, he crossed his arms over his chest.
You know why I like Christmas?
Because I get gifts.
You know why I hate it?
Because Onew ruins it. Pffft.
He always makes the weirdest jokes every Christmas.
Maybe it’s because he ran out of inspiration by the end of the year.
You know, like fuel?
Pish posh applesauce.
Last year, I played a prank on Manager. I sent him a letter attached to his present that asked him for packaging fees and shipping fees. Oh, and I wrote that it was from Santa.
And you know what?
He actually fell for it. His face drooped unhappily, and he left an envelope full of money on the balcony.
And guess what I did?
That’s right, ers.
I spent it on Farmville.
Kim Kibum special holiday fashion tip from yours truly!
18 minutes ago · Comment · Manager likes this
Manager Oooh. Everyone pay attention!
17 minutes ago · Like
Kim Kibum Yes, yes, clap for me! Cheer for me! Praise me!
16 minutes ago · Like
Kim Kibum always wear your holiday smile!
15 minutes ago · Comment · Kim Jonghyun, Lee Jinki, and 23 others like this
Manager … I expected something better…
15 minutes ago · Like
Choi Minho no, this is probably the only tip from Key
that makes sense.
14 minutes ago · Like
Kim Jonghyun Jjong approves.
13 minutes ago · Like · 2 people
Kim JonghyunI want a dog for Christmas…
14 minutes ago · Comment · Like
Manager No no no! Besides, you already have a dog.
13 minutes ago · Like
Kim Jonghyun but Roo is a huge pooper and he needs
a girl dog to mate with!
13 minutes ago · Like
Manager The reason why you can’t have another one is
because of it’s poop…
11 minutes ago · Like
Kim Jonghyun Oh…
10 minutes ago · Like
Lee Taemin Manager I know what I want for Christmas now.
13 minutes ago · Comment · Like
Choi Minho How do you know Manager?
13 minutes ago · Like
Lee Taemin he’s… uh… my drinking buddy.
12 minutes ago · Like
Choi Minho he drinks? I learned something new… so that
means you’re around his age, right?
10 minutes ago · Like
Lee Taemin I’m… err. 45 years old!
10 minutes ago · Like
Manager Minho, shoo shoo. What do you want?
10 minutes ago · Like
Lee Taemin money for Farmville.
9 minutes ago · Like
Manager rejected.
9 minutes ago · Like
Choi Minho where are the decorations that I put out last night?
12 minutes ago · Comment · Like
Kim Kibum oh, those worthless things? I threw them
away with the rotten fish, why?
12 minutes ago · Like
Choi Minho … Key, we’re using your jewelery to decorate
the place then.
11 minutes ago · Like
Kim Kibum NO! not my precious babies…
10 minutes ago · Like
Kim Kibum everyone, give me a new pair of shoes!
10 minutes ago· Comment · Like
Choi Minho you already have 42 pairs. No.
8 minutes ago · Like
Kim Jonghyun and 12 of those pairs are in my room. No.
8 minutes ago · Like
Lee Jinki you didn’t buy me chicken last week. No.
8 minutes ago · Like
Manager you abused Mr. Doink. No.
8 minutes ago · Like
Choi Minho Key, your wishlist is obnoxiously long.
10 minutes ago · Comment · Kim Jonghyun, Lee Jinki, and 19 others like this
Kim Kibum Haters.
7 minutes ago · Comment · Like
Lee JinkiI already have ideas for Christmas food!
6 minutes ago · Comment · Like
Manager Let me guess: baked chicken,
drumsticks, chicken gravy, and chicken with cold noodles.
5 minutes ago · Like
Choi Minho Manager, rest assured. I’m monitoring the
refridgerator… to make sure that there won’t be a full-out
chicken meal…
4 minutes ago · Like · 5 people
Kim Kibum yuckie.
4 minutes ago · Like · 3 people
Kim Jonghyun Jjong disapproves.
3 minutes ago · Like · 7 people
❝ Inklings and Notes ❞
from dulcee
Today, I remembered to included those puns everyone likes! (At the bottom.)
Ahem.
My finals are coming up next next week, and next week is dead week (a.k.a study until you die week). No, seriously. My school calls it dead week.
lewis dot diagrams+bonds+mols+gas laws+electronegativity = dead. dead. dead. dead.
HAPPY HOLIDAYS WITH LOVE FROM ME.
Tell me you love me too? :]
Anyways, I'd like to draw your attention to other dulcee creations:
Dating SHINee : An Interactive Story ; The first dating interactive fic on AFF! You get to make all the choices (by clicking on different buttons that lead to different chapters). Do you want to date them, be friends with them, or be their enemies?
RR Stories ; Interactive fic with readers- you create the story! Hilarious... absolute crackfic. Includes flying unicorns, chocolate poop, snot, big drumsticks of chicken, and other weird things the readers/commenters have created. Check it out for some laffs.
crème glacée ; Stories of life-lessons- includes tragedy, heartbreak, and all that stuff. Read it if you like that moral stuff!
I'm going to add several of those liners here because I've left them out on the previous chapters, and I know some of you guys love them. C;
"Do ten millipedes equal one centipede?"
"Hard work pays off in the future, but laziness pays off now."
"LIving on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun!"
I love you!
Comments