Wine and What Not
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HEE HEE HEE WA KA KA KA KA!
VOO DOO!
WEE WOO WEE WOO!
LA!
HUR.
Hiccup.
Eh… it’s Taemin here… hee hee.
Ehe.
Manager… gave wine.
To us, loooo!
WOOOOOO. LOOOOO.
Look at the pretty stars and flowers…
I feel a lil’ dizzy… eck. Ack.
Urm.
My stomach hurts, wa ka wa ka.
Will… go… throw up.
Hee hee…
News Feed Top News · Most Recent
Kim Kibum WHO THE HELL JUST GAVE TAEMIN WINE.
about an hour ago · Comment · 8 people like this
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Kim Jonghyun YEAH WHO DID.
57 minutes ago · Like · 6 people
Manager …I did? Why?
57 minutes ago · Like
Lee Jinki …I can’t sleep…
55 minutes ago · Like
Choi Minho HE’S CLINGING ONTO MY LEG.
54 minutes ago · Like
Kim Kibum HE THREW UP ON MY CLOTHES.
51 minutes ago · Like
Kim Jonghyun HE TRIED TO CUT UP MY DOG WITH A
STEAK KNIFE, MIND YOU.
48 minutes ago · Like
Lee Jinki 1 chicken, 2 chicken, 3 chicken...
48 minutes ago · Like
Choi Minho SOMEONE, PULL HIM OFF MY LEG.
46 minutes ago · Like
Manager Ah, sorry! I suddenly remembered that I have
an urgent errand to go on… Sayonara, amigos!
44 minutes ago · Like
Kim Kibum GET YOUR BACK HERE NOW.
42 minutes ago · Like
Kim Kibum HELLO?!
31 minutes ago · Like
Kim Jonghyun oh god.
41 minutes ago · Comment · Like
Kim Kibum now what?
40 minutes ago · Like
Kim Jonghyun He’s trying to strip Minho…
41 minutes ago · Like
Choi Minho sav mee u guyz fone nrly out of btttry
40 minutes ago · Like
Kim Kibum Get out the ropes.
38 minutes ago · 5 people like this
Kim Jonghyun Aye aye.
36 minutes ago · Like
Eh hee hee.
Minho has such a nice, soft, and muscular leg…
Ehe.
It’s so fun to squish…
Ooh la la…
Hiccup.
Ehe.
I wonder what kind of abs he has?
Hee hee.
Sorry, secret message time is over!
Hmm.
What color are his boxers today?
Strip time!
Pish posh applesauce.
Kim Jonghyun I tied him up!
31 minutes ago · Comment · Kim Kibum likes this
Kim Kibum Kudos to you.
31 minutes ago · Like
Lee Jinki 259 chickens, 260 chickens, 261 chickens…
30 minutes ago · Like
Kim Jonghyun Phew… Poor Minho.
30 minutes ago · Like
Kim Kibum What happened to Minho?
29 minutes ago · Like
Kim Jonghyun I think he passed out… poor guy… ㅠㅠ
29 minutes ago · Like
Kim Kibum From the shock, probably. What about Taemin?
29 minutes ago · Like
Kim Jonghyun He was doing some kind of voo doo dance
earlier… but I tied him up!
27 minutes ago · Like
Kim Kibum Keep an eye on him. I’ll come after I finish
putting my precious clothes away… my poor babies!
26 minutes ago · Like
Lee Jinki 581 chickens, 582 chickens, 583 chickens…
22 minutes ago · 2 people like this
Choi Minho...
22 minutes ago · Comment · Kim Jonghyun and Kim Kibum like this
Kim Jonghyun YOU’RE ALIVE!
22 minutes ago · Like
Kim Kibum HE’S AWAKE!
22 minutes ago · Like
Lee Jinki Who’s awake?
21 minutes ago · Like
Kim Jonghyun He’s awake.
21 minutes ago · Like
Lee Jinki Key’s awake?
21 minutes ago · Like
Kim Kibum NO YOU DARN TOFU. MINHO IS.
20 minutes ago · Like
Choi Minho Why’s everyone so festive?
19 minutes ago · Like
Kim Kibum What?
19 minutes ago · Like
Choi Minho What’s the ruckus about?
14 minutes ago · Like
Kim Jonghyun Don’t you remember?
12 minutes ago · Like
Choi Minho Last thing I remember was drinking a cup of
soda…
11 minutes ago · Like
Kim Kibum …Kim Jonghyun. He really doesn’t remember.
12 minutes ago · Comment · Like
Kim Jonghyun Should we tell him?
12 minutes ago · Like
Kim Kibum Nopers.
11 minutes ago · Like
Kim Jonghyun You sure?
11 minutes ago · Like
Kim Kibum Besides, we can use those pictures we secretly
took to blackmail him…
10 minutes ago · Like
Kim Jonghyun OH YEAH BRO.
9 minutes ago · Like
Kim Kibum YEAH BRO.
9 minutes ago · Like
Kim Kibum Oh yeah, Kim Jonghyun. We need to figure out what to
do to the Manager…. How about the classic “Octopus in his Pants”
Operation?
8 minutes ago · Comment · Like
Kim Jonghyun Don’t those seem too gentle on him?
8 minutes ago · Like
Kim Kibum Hm. Fry him.
7 minutes ago · 2 people like this
Kim Jonghyun Much better, but needs a bit more bling to it…
7 minutes ago · Like
Kim Kibum After frying, cut him up into pieces and feed the pieces
to his goldfish.
6 minutes ago · 6 people like this
Manager Eep. I, uh, need to go to Australia for a while…
5 minutes ago · Like
Kim Kibum OH YOU WILL NOT, MISTER.
5 minutes ago · Like
Choi Minho What is going on? Why is everyone acting so… weird?
8 minutes ago · Like
Kim Jonghyun Oh, you know, this and that…
7 minutes ago · Like
Choi Minho Where’s Taemin?
6 minutes ago · Like
Kim Kibum Somewhere… probably…
2 minutes ago · Like
Lee Jinki Now I can sleep peacefully… 1,037 chickens…
7 minutes ago · Like
Choi Minho It wasn’t peaceful before?
6 minutes ago · Like
Lee Jinki Not when Taemin was drunk.
4 minutes ago · Like
Choi Minho HE WAS DRUNK?
3 minutes ago · Like
Lee Jinki And apparently he was stripping you!
3 minutes ago · Like
Choi Minho Ahem. Kim Kibum. Kim Jonghyun. My room. NOW.
3 minutes ago · Comment · Lee Jinki likes this
Kim Kibum Wow, look at the time! I must get some beauty
sleep now…Nightie night!
3 minutes ago · Like
Kim Jonghyun Erm. I’m… constipated right now!
3 minutes ago · 2 people like this
Choi Minho Oh, no you didn’t! I am going to get you guys
right now. And I mean, NOW.
2 minutes ago · Like
Lee Jinki Eep. Minho’s scary…
about a minute ago · 7 people like this
WHY THE HELL IS IT SO DARK.
WHY THE HELL DOES MY HEAD HURT SO MUCH.
WHY THE HELL AM I TIED UP.
WHY THE HELL AM I IN KEY’S CLOSET?
TAEMIN HATES THIS.
… Those darn idiots are going to have it when I get out of this stupid closet…
LET ME OUT!
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from dulcee
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Hungry. Cold. Besides that, I can't sleep... because...
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I actually didn't notice I was featured until a bunch of comments came pouring in saying "Congrats!"
But now I know! Sooo. Thanks to all of you subscribers, my friends (you know who you are), and my silent readers.
And all you fellow unicorns and narwhals.
Oh, did I mention that I have a hidden message in this chapter? Well, tell me if you find find it.
Even if you find it, it's really hard to read...
I got a pet pig, and I taught it some cool kung-fu moves.
Now it won't stop doing pork chops.
Oh god... that was so lame.
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