Adeul~

Did u finish your class yet?

15 Dec. 2012 15:42

From: Umma<3

 

Yes

But Im still in library

I promised sunggyu-hyung to help his literature

What is it? Umma need smthng?

<3

15 Dec. 2012 15:42

To: Umma<3

 

No~

But Nam-goon and Chan came~

U might want 2 hurry

15 Dec. 2012 15:43

From: Umma<3

 

OH MY GOD UMMA GET THEM OUT OF OUR HOUSE

CALL 119

CALL A PRIEST

SPRITZ SOME HOLY WATER

START THE EXORCISM

15 Dec. 2012 15:43

To: Umma<3

 

I hope u kno u sound so ridiculous rn

15 Dec. 2012 15:44

From: Namnamnam

 

What did u bribe my mom with

Leave civilian out of this

She’s innocent

15 Dec. 2012 15:44

To: Namnamnam

 

I hope u kno u still sound so ridiculous rn

N dramatic

Stop watching sappy crap gangster movie

15 Dec. 2012 15:45

From: Namnamnam

 

What do u want

Stay away from my mother

Ur retardness might infect her

It’s daehyun supremacy

Or authority

Whtever just get out from my house

15 Dec. 2012 15:45

To: Namnamnam

 

U mean daehyun ity LMAO

15 Dec. 2012 15:46

From: Namnamnam

 

U NAM

I SWEAR IF U SAY SMTHNG STUPID TO MY MOTHER

I WILL MAKE U REGRET 4 EVEN THINKING TO SAY IT

15 Dec. 2012 15:46

To: Namnamnam

 

What

Just wanna make sure aunty Jung got her son

in d rite hand of my handsome little brother

n no baby, Yongguk, not me

;-)

15 Dec. 2012 15:47

From: Namnamnam

 

Let’s see how Gyu-hyung will react 4 all of ur stupid innuendo

U kno im his fave

15 Dec. 2012 15:47

To: Namnamnam

 

That’s a low move of u jung daehyun

15 Dec. 2012 15:47

From: Namnamnam

 

He’s rite beside me

Looks so gorgeous with a low cut shirt

Discussing some un-retarded topic

Wit some handsome pal from uni

15 Dec. 2012 15:48

To: Namnamnam

 

LOL

That was lame bb

U think I will fall 4 that kind of shoujo manga trap

Btw I thought u said u threw away

Ur precious twilight n disney series

15 Dec. 2012 15:49

From: Namnamnam

 

GET OUT FROM MY ROOM

15 Dec. 2012 15:49

To: Namnamnam

 

Oh my god dae

I cant believe u hide mean girls inside ur holy bible

U gonna go to hell

How dare u slippin Lindsay in between Marcus and Joseph

LOLOLOLOL

15 Dec. 2012 15:50

From: Channie

 

GET.OUT.NAO.U BOTH

15 Dec. 2012 15:50

To: Namnamnam

 

GET.OUT.NAO.U BOTH

15 Dec. 2012 15:50

To: Channie

 

It’s ok bb

We still love u for who u r

Besides lemme tell u

Guk watches pororo

#le wink

15 Dec. 2012 15:51

From: Namnamnam

 

I don’t need ur so called love

N ur brother’s so innocent n pure

So unlike u

15 Dec. 2012 15:51

To: Namnamnam

 

But u kno u need us

Even tho maybe u need Guk more rn

#le sobs

15 Dec. 2012 15:52

From: Namnamnam

 

R u saying im clingy

15 Dec. 2012 15:53

To: Namnamnam

 

No im saying u both r ually frustrated

15 Dec. 2012 15:53

From: Namnamnam

 

Did u change ur sheet?

It doesn’t smell like greasy horse armpit anymore

15 Dec. 2012 15:53

From: Channie

 

Why am I friends with u

No don’t answer it

IDEK anymore

15 Dec. 2012 15:54

To: Namnamnam

 

Why am I friends with u

No don’t answer it

IDEK anymore

N yes, himchannie

I changed d sheet

So if some retards come uninvited they at least could get comfy

15 Dec. 2012 15:54

To: Channie

 

So if ur Gukkie came u both could roll around in jasmine smell?

15 Dec. 2012 15:54

From: Channie

 

LMAO

That’s an unsolved mystery of mother nature

The blessed one

15 Dec. 2012 16:00

From: Namnamnam

 

U havent answered me

N please tell Channie he sounds idioteque

15 Dec. 2012 16:00

To: Namnamnam

 

Wat do I need 2 answer bb?

Come on, ask Daddy here~

U kno Channie

Only Joonmyeon could stand him

N maybe us

If u exclude Sunggyu

LMAO

15 Dec. 2012 16:01

From: Namnamnam

 

What do u want inviting urself to my house

Ur lucky my father isnt around

15 Dec. 2012 16:01

To: Namnamnam

 

Too bad

I bring my chess board here

15 Dec. 2012 16:02

From: Namnamnam

 

Why r u both comfy urself wit my parents

Where’s Channie

Is he still wit u

15 Dec. 2012 16:02

To: Namnamnam

 

He’s wit ur mom

Cooking smthng idk

15 Dec. 2012 16:03

From: Namnamnam

 

R u alone

Ur not doing smthng inappropriate in my bed

Arent u

15 Dec. 2012 16:03

To: Namnamnam

 

R u kidding me

ur bed smells like u

n ur smell turned me off of everythng

15 Dec. 2012 16:04

From: Namnamnam

 

I smell fine god dammit

15 Dec. 2012 16:04

To: Namnamnam

 

Right

I bet Guk will get high from it

15 Dec. 2012 16:05

From: Namnamnam

 

-_-

15 Dec. 2012 16:05

To: Namnamnam

 

Hurry up come home

I need 2 beat ur score in mario kart

Wheres ur wii?

15 Dec. 2012 16:06

From: Namnamnam

 

Top drawer

15 Dec. 2012 16:06

To: Namnamnam

 

Omg r u ing wit me

Really dae really

‘Barbie’?

15 Dec. 2012 16:07

From: Namnamnam

 

That’s sungyeol’s

He just wanna mess with me

He knw I hate pink

He played it just to annoy me

So retarded

So like u

15 Dec. 2012 16:07

To: Namnamnam

 

LMAO

U got pororo too

15 Dec. 2012 16:08

From: Namnamnam

 

u know what 2^nd unsolved mother nature mystery?

15 Dec. 2012 16:08

To: Namnamnam

 

LMAO

what

15 Dec. 2012 16:09

From: Namnamnam

 

I could never undrstnd how r u brothers with guk

15 Dec. 2012 16:09

To: Namnamnam

 

‘Bcz Yongguk is SWEET and CUTE unlike some retard on table 5 last nite’?

15 Dec. 2012 16:10

From: Namnamnam

 

Y u still keeping that??

15 Dec. 2012 16:10

To: Namnamnam

 

Future blackmailing

:-D

15 Dec. 2012 16:11

From: Namnamnam

 

U gonna be d death of me smday

15 Dec. 2012 16:11

To: Namnamnam

 

But I was born to make u happy

15 Dec. 2012 16:12

From: Namnamnam

 

Dafuq

really nam

15 Dec. 2012 16:12

To: Namnamnam

 

N Daehyun was born to make Guk happy~

Bangdae ftw

15 Dec. 2012 16:13

From: Namnamnam

 

-_-

15 Dec. 2012 16:13

To: Namnamnam

 

Don’t -_- me

I’m feeling down

Without u I’m falling down

15 Dec. 2012 16:14

To: Namnamnam

 

Dnt tell me u shaking ur rn

Dancing like a monkey to sistar wit my ipod

Stop it

U gonna acid my mother’s eyes

15 Dec. 2012 16:14

From: Namnamnam

 

Dnt worry

She’s still in d kitchen

Making history

15 Dec. 2012 16:15

From: Namnamnam

 

I didn’t put exo there

15 Dec. 2012 16:15

To: Namnamnam

 

I just did

U gonna like this awesome new playlist

15 Dec. 2012 16:16

From: Namnamnam

 

Don’t insert anythng weird

My parents sometimes play it

15 Dec. 2012 16:16

To: Namnamnam

 

LMAO

I love ur parents

15 Dec. 2012 16:17

From: Namnamnam

 

No u dnt

U love how they always feed u

U just love our food

15 Dec. 2012 16:17

To: Namnamnam

 

That’s rght

Esp the ones on ur plate

I love u

Look at me now

#wavingscarflikeabadass

15 Dec. 2012 16:18

To: Namnamnam

 

U mean like the baddest female

so ur no longer 180 smthng of testosterone

U might want to check ur balls

15 Dec. 2012 16:18

To: Namnamnam

 

U can ask Gyu

#Le wink

15 Dec. 2012 16:19

From: Namnamnam

 

Gross

15 Dec. 2012 16:19

To: Namnamnam

 

Do u wanna check Guk’s?

#Le wink

15 Dec. 2012 16:20

From: Namnamnam

 

u

15 Dec. 2012 16:20

To: Namnamnam

 

Bb, not me

It’s Guk

Guk

#le sigh

15 Dec. 2012 16:21

From: Namnamnam

 

u know

d territory of ur talks

always expanded to lower area of human body

I hope u know that

15 Dec. 2012 16:21

To: Namnamnam

 

Dnt worry baby

Push push baby

Oh push baby

15 Dec. 2012 16:22

From: Namnamnam

 

I guess my ipod will consist of sistar

15 Dec. 2012 16:23

To: Namnamnam

 

Channie is back

Let’s go disco

15 Dec. 2012 16:23

From: Namnamnam

 

-_-

15 Dec. 2012 16:24

To: Namnamnam

 

d-d-d-d-d-i-e-e-e-es-c-o

I’m Uhm Jung Nam

15 Dec. 2012 16:24

From: Namnamnam

 

Whatvr

Im finished here

Will be back soon

Wait 4 me

Dnt do anythng stupid

15 Dec. 2012 16:25

To: Namnamnam

 

LOL

Don’t bother

I’m leaving

15 Dec. 2012 16:25

From: Namnamnam

 

Yah

Ur not mad arent u

Its ur fault anw

U should text first

15 Dec. 2012 16:26

To: Namnamnam

 

No bb

I can never get angry to my future bro-in-law

Gtg to do smthng rn

15 Dec. 2012 16:26

From: Namnamnam

 

Smhw u sound suspicious

15 Dec. 2012 16:27

To: Namnamnam

 

Relax bb

Told u

U gonna love it

15 Dec. 2012 16:28

From: Namnamnam

 

I swear im gonna kill u

If suddenly my parents interrogate me when I come home

15 Dec. 2012 16:28

To: Namnamnam

 

LMAO no

Trust daddies here~

Gtg now~

Send Gyu my kiss and hugs

Anyway Channie ate all ur snacks LOL

See ya

15 Dec. 2012 16:29

From: Namnamnam

 

I really really dnt know why im friends wit u

Whtvr

Yeah see u

Dnt 4get put my wii back

15 Dec. 2012 16:29

To: Namnamnam

***

Later that evening, Daehyun came to a view of his clean bedroom (suspicious, he thought) because when all of his friends visit it would equal he pulled out his hair in frustration while trying to tune out their obnoxious screams or cleaning his messy room with his father breathing down his neck (except maybe if Sunggyu came alone, it would get far more civilized) because he doesn’t like his son being a lazybum. So, Daehyun walked into his own room in slow steps, careful to not making any noises in fear of Yongnam hid somewhere and then suddenly jump out to make him scream like a girl and record it to publish widely in youtube, that bastard. He shivers imagining that. But then, he caught something put in the center of his desk. There are box and his ipod there, Daehyun looked at them in puzzle because, is that a bow? He saw a post-it note glued onto the box (bright pink box, eww) and narrowed his eyes. ‘Because my baby brother is too shy~’, the notes said. Baby brother? Curiously, Daehyun opened the wrapper (no, he didn’t open it eagerly, hush) and a moment later a teddy bear plushie came into his view. It’s customized, Daehyun thought as he observed the fluffy brown plushie, he saw the shop near his university, it’s a cute shop that provides a short course so customers also could make their own plushie. Daehyun bit back a smile, he remembered they passed that shop after their first date last week. So Yongguk did pay attention as he googly-eyed the plushies on the display window. He thumbs the ‘for a new special chingu’ embroidered on the shirt the bear wore. He lifted the plush and found another post-it note on the bottom of the box. ‘play your ipod, it’s his first self-composed song’

And Daehyun’s smile widened as the melody came out through his earphones. So it wasn’t sistar that Yongnam insert here. So this is why Yongnam and Himchan came, well, maybe sometimes they’re not that retarded. Later on he would deny it, but right now he is rolling around on his bed while giggling and listening to Yongguk’s song. He hugged the teddy plushie close to his chest. There’s comforting aura radiated from Yongguk. He didn’t know it would be so easy to talk with him. He always listens to everything Daehyun said (especially when Daehyun asked about Yongguk’s music interest) with a smile that would widen gummily. (not that Yongnam didn’t have gummy smile, but my smile is reserved for Sunggyu, like he says, so gross) He felt warm inside as he realized how shy Yongguk until he had to make his brother deliver it. So cute. He wanted to pocket Yongguk and carry him everywhere so that he could pull him out to look at whenever he had a bad day. He kept smiling even as the song came to end. And then.

‘So, daehyunnie…’

Hold up. Why is there Yongnam’s voice?

‘how do you like my brother’s self composed masterpiece?’

He frowns. Bad feelings. Is this…

‘That’s right, baby. It’s voicemail. Now, now, go to your drawer, see something I got for you, Channie put it beside ur wii’

Yup. He should’ve followed his instincts earlier, Himchan and Yongnam are never good combination. How could he forget that. Ugh. However, like good obedient boy he is, he walked to his drawer and opened it as Yongnam had instructed. His eyes roamed around the insides of his drawer. He found something brown folded neatly.

Daehyun took it and unfold it.

It’s a fluffy material one-piece that resembles a swim-suit cut right on his upper thigh. There’s a pair of transparent stockings complemented it. And bear ears. A pair of bear ears that very resembled the ears of Yongguk’s customized plushie. All in all, the clothe is the disturbing adult version of the cute teddy.  

A vein twitched under his left eye.

A vein popped on his neck.

***

U N UR STUPID INNUENDO

IM GONNA KILL U SMDAY

 

But thanks

15 Dec. 2012 19:00

To: Namnamnam

 

U N UR STUPID INNUENDO

IM GONNA KILL U SMDAY

 

But thanks

15 Dec. 2012 19:00

To: Channie

 

LMAO

Wear it on christmas

N lie down on Guk’s bed

Dat stocking def accentuate ur thighs

15 Dec. 2012 19:10

From: Namnamnam

 

Wanna have the cat version?

^o^

15 Dec. 2012 19:10

From: Channie

 

U

15 Dec. 2012 19:11

To: Namnamnam

 

U

15 Dec. 2012 19:11

To: Channie

 

Love you too baby

xoxo

15 Dec. 2012 19:10

From: Namnamnam

 

Chu~

#insert smooching sounds#

15 Dec. 2012 19:10

From: Channie

 

A/n: uhh..actually I’m not a funny person in real life so I’m so sorry for my lame jokes and for making the characters here too retarded lol. Tbh I didn’t expect this story will get more than 10 subscribers (considering how lame my jokes are) but however, I’m so thankful to you all, I will try to send a thanks message to your wall one by one and reply all of your comments below. They made me happy ^o^

btw If you’re interested, I planned to make a side story for other couples in this au (well, I guess you know who they are, I subtly insert them here) with normal format unlike here lol idk.

credit of songs Yongnam sang;

Born to make you happy-Britney Spears

Alone-sistar

History-exo

I love you-2ne1

Push push-sistar

DISCO-Uhm Jung Hwa ft TOP