Incoming Call:

Jung Daefood

 

1 missed call from:

Jung Daefood

7 Dec. 2012-13:00

 

Chan

R u with Nam?

7 Dec. 2012 13:00

To: Kim Himchan

 

Hey, u back already from Japan?

Yep, he’s at my house

Y?

7 Dec. 2012 13:00

From: Kim Himchan

 

Just got yesterday ^^

Btw Nam left his phone

Theres someone calling him

7 Dec. 2012 13:01

To: Kim Himchan

 

LOL

He just knew he left his phone

Who was it

7 Dec. 2012 13:02

From: Kim Himchan

 

Its written Jung Daefood

7 Dec. 2012 13:03

To: Kim Himchan

 

Incoming Call:

Jung Daefood

 

Jung Daefood’s calling again

7 Dec. 2012 13:03

To: Kim Himchan

 

It’s Nam

Answer it

7 Dec. 2012 13:03

From: Kim Himchan

 

“Hello”

“Yah, change of plan”

“Uhh..”

“Gotta help Sunggyu-hyung for a while, you guys go ahead, let’s just meet there, by the way Nam, whatever you plan with Dumbchan just drop it. If you still dared to do it I will castrate you, okay? Okay. Bye”

 

Nam

U still there

7 Dec. 2012 13:05

To: Kim Himchan

 

Yep

What did he say

7 Dec. 2012 13:05

From: Kim Himchan

 

Change of plan

Helping Sung-something hyung

N he will castrate u

Idk he spoke so fast

7 Dec. 2012 13:07

To: Kim Himchan

 

LOLOLOL

Ignore him he’s drama queen

7 Dec. 2012 13:07

From: Kim Himchan

 

Anw

U said we going out 2nite

U sure?

7 Dec. 2012 13:08

To: Kim Himchan

 

Ofcourse

Y not

7 Dec. 2012 13:08

From: Kim Himchan

 

Idk

U seemed have appointment with this Jung Daefood

7 Dec. 2012 13:09

To: Kim Himchan

 

LOL

Yeah but u still come with me

7 Dec. 2012 13:10

From: Kim Himchan

 

Is it rly ok

Don’t want 2 bother

7 Dec. 2012 13:10

To: Kim Himchan

 

Its ok

I want u 2 see him

7 Dec. 2012 13:12

From: Kim Himchan

 

LOL

But i don’t wanna see him castrating u

I could lose appetite

7 Dec. 2012 13:12

To: Kim Himchan

 

Don’t worry

U gonna like it 2nite

7 Dec. 2012 13:13

From: Kim Himchan

 

What do u mean

7 Dec. 2012 13:13

To: Kim Himchan

 

Nothing

Anw Jung Daefood’s real name is Daehyun

7 Dec. 2012 13:14

From: Kim Himchan

 

Okay

7 Dec. 2012 13:14

To: Kim Himchan

 

He has brown hair

Nice lips

Cute smile

7 Dec. 2012 13:15

From: Kim Himchan

 

LOL

Is he ur crush or smthng

7 Dec. 2012 13:15

To: Kim Himchan

 

LMAO

No

u saw him yesterday btw

7 Dec. 2012 13:16

From: Kim Himchan

 

Oh

The picture on ur wallet?

Standing beside Himchan?

7 Dec. 2012 13:16

To: Kim Himchan

 

Yep

What do u think

7 Dec. 2012 13:17

From: Kim Himchan

 

He seems in pain 4 befriending u

7 Dec. 2012 13:17

To: Kim Himchan

 

D hell

No seriously what do u think

7 Dec. 2012 13:18

From: Kim Himchan

 

He seemed in pain tho

LOL jk

Y? we gonna hang out with him?

7 Dec. 2012 13:18

To: Kim Himchan

 

LOL its bcz he’s frowning in d pic

Yeah we gonna hang out with him 2nite

Didn’t I tell u b4?

7 Dec. 2012 13:20

From: Kim Himchan

 

Yeah

Sry I forgot

7 Dec. 2012 13:21

To: Kim Himchan

 

Anw

Get ready

I will pick u up at 7

Wear something nice

N bring my phone please~

7 Dec. 2012 13:21

From: Kim Himchan

 

Kay

7 Dec. 2012 13:22

To: Kim Himchan

 

1 new message

From: Jung Daefood

7 Dec.2012 18:05

 

Chan

Can u tell Nam Daehyun text his phone?

7 Dec. 2012 18:06

To: Kim Himchan

 

Nam’s driving

But he said open it

What did he say

7 Dec. 2012 18:07

From: Kim Himchan

 

Where u at

Finished early

Im here

7 Dec. 2012 18:05

From: Jung Daefood

 

Where u at

Finished early

Im here

7 Dec. 2012 18:08

To: Kim Himchan

 

Nam said change plan

U go ahead there

It’s at Fleurz

U know it rite?

Nam said he took u there 3x

He needs 2 do somthng rn

7 Dec. 2012 18:20

From: Kim Himchan

 

But idk any1 there

T_T

Y so sudden

7 Dec. 2012 18:21

To: Kim Himchan

 

Nam said there’s Yeol

I’ll text Yeol after this

Dnt worry

7 Dec. 2012 18:22

From: Kim Himchan

 

U sure?

Need my help?

7 Dec. 2012 18:23

To: Kim Himchan

 

No

We got this

Now go ahead

I told Yeol u come

7 Dec. 2012 18: 23

From: Kim Himchan

 

1 incoming call

Lee Sungyeol

 

“BANG YONGGUK! MY BABY CAME HOME AND DARED NOT CALLING ME!”

“Hey, Yeol I—”

“BUT IT’S OKAY YEOL IS NEVER CAN ANGRY AT HIS BABY!”

“Okay, thanks, by the w—”

“ANYWAY, HIMCHAN TOLD ME U NEED SOME FUN, SO I TOOK THAT HONOR SO WE SHALL MEET LATER, BE WAITING AT THE FRONT GATE BABY! BUHBYE~”

 

Call disconnected

Lee Sungyeol

 

Chan

Still with Nam?

U here yet?

7 Dec. 2012 19:20

To: Kim Himchan

 

Yeah

y

7 Dec. 2012 19:20

From: Kim Himchan

 

Where u at

I didn’t see u

7 Dec. 2012 19:23

To: Kim Himchan

 

Somewhere

LOL

7 Dec. 2012 19:23

From: Kim Himchan

 

What do u mean?

Yeol is leaving me rn

He bring Nam’s phone

T_T

7 Dec. 2012 19:23

To: Kim Himchan

 

He’s with us

;-)

7 Dec. 2012 19:24

From: Kim Himchan

 

What do u mean?

7 Dec. 2012 19:25

To: Kim Himchan

 

“Hi, baby, didn’t see you before~”

“Uhh..hi..?”

“You changed your hair now? It still looks like puke anyway, what’s with the black and purple? Did you use yoghurt in my fridge?”

“….what?”

“Is this why you ditched me with Himchan? To bleach your hair? You looked like blueberry Cimory, Nam~”

“No, but—uhh, why did you sniff me?”

“God, why you smelled nice tonight? Is that Calvin Klein?”

“…. no, it’s Kenzo, but sorr—”

“I know Nam, you planned to seduce Gyu-hyung, right? Right?”

“What? I didn—”

“Let me teach you something, honey”

“……..Excuse me, I think you just sat on my lap”

“Don’t you like my , Nam?”

“W-what??”

“Don’t pretend you hate it, baby”

“……..Are you Nam’s boyfriend? OUCH! Why did you hit me??”

“You sound disgusting talking in third person like that! Ofcourse I’m not your boyfriend!”

“Uhhh…well..”

“Why are you being like this?? You mentioned my everyday you ert! Don’t pretend you don’t like it!!”

“Oh well, wait, what? My brother is a er—, oh God, h-hey, why are you crying??”

“It’s my , Nam…how could you be like this….my isn’t that bad….”

“What?? Your is….i don’t know…can you please stop crying?”

“No! Bring me a cheesecake!!!”

“…Okay, but can you get off of me first?”

“No! I dun wannaaaa!!! You can’t tell me what to do! It’s my life! No one can’t tell Jung Daehyun to do he doesn’t want to”

“……Oh okay, Daehyun”

“Where’s the cheesecake?”

“….Uhh…I need my wallet, it’s in my jean’s pocket, so you need to get off first”

“Nuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!! You gonna leave me! How dare you Bang Yongnam! You still owe me two dinners!!”

“….Uhh…so like I said, I need my wallet for that”

“Nuuuuuuuuuuu!!! You gonna betray mmmeeeeee!!”

“…I don— oh my God, why are you crying again??”

“Is it because I gained two pounds, Nam…..? Because I’m heavier…..?”

“Huh?”

“Yeah I gained two pounds by the way oh my God, I like your shirt, you have amazing collarbone, no wonder Gyu is blushing every time he saw you”

“Uhh…who’s Gyu? And by the way Nam is—”

“Yah, are you crazy?? Are you alright Nam?? Why are you keep saying non-sense?? Oh God you must be crazy!!! You seemed crazy today!!”

“…uh well, you seemed drunk, are you alright?”

“….No, Yongnam!! I’m not alright before my cheesecake came!!! Bring the boys out!!”

“……I thought you want a cake?”

“No Nam, I can’t explain what I feel….”

“….What?”

“Nam, no one who care about me…..”

“……uhhh..”

“Nam, my pain be creepin’….”

“…..Okay..?”

“Nam, d’you know how it feels to be hungry…??”

“…I think…so?”

“Nam, Daehyunnie feels so sad here..d’you know?”

“…Well, I think you didn’t have to open your shirt like that, I know where your heart is…”

“No Nam, look at me now”

“…Okay…?”

“Nam, you looked more handsome today you know that? By the way did you use botox?”

“…No, maybe it’s just the lotion”

“You should share it with Chanie, then!! Gosh, your cheek felt like a baby~ Me likey~”

“….uhh, thank you? But I think—”

“You and me forever as we are~”

“…uhm….”

“If you weren’t such a ert I would like to date you, you know that? I like how you smelled today~”

“…….well I think I like your voice”

“By the way Nam….”

“…It’s Yongguk, Daehyun”

“What? So you are also me, now?”

“…No, you’re Daehyun, I’m Yongguk”

“Who’s Yongguk?”

“That’s me”

“So you’re not Nam?”

“No”

“Do you have something better to come up with?”

“Uhh…..nice to meet you..?”

“Nuuuu!!! Do some pick-up lines, Nam! Like in the..the movie!”

“I at pick up lines..”

“Oh you always at everything by the way”

“….Okay..?”

“By the way..oh hey Nam, why are you multiplying all of sudden? Are you secretly a ninja or something?”

“….No, I’m just Yongguk, Nam’s brother”

“Nam…is it earthquake now? Why the room is shaking…?”

“….I think you’re swaying and terribly pale right now”

“Well, Nam….. I think I’m gonna die….tell Channie Maybeline is going bankroupt, and screw Shiseido Mac, I love revlon forever”

 

1 new message

From: JeppGukkie

7 Dec.2012 18:05

 

Nam

Where u at

7 Dec. 2012 20:00

From: JeppGukkie

 

Somewhere

LOL

7 Dec. 2012 20:00

To: JeppGukkie

 

I think Ur friend Daehyun’s with me

He out

What should I do

7 Dec. 2012 20:00

From: JeppGukkie

 

LOL

I saw that

XD

7 Dec. 2012 20:01

To: JeppGukkie

 

What do u mean

Hurry up idiot

He looked so pale I think he gonna vomit soon

7 Dec. 2012 20:02

From: JeppGukkie

 

Aww

My baby bro is being gentleman

Kay gonna be there soon~

Told u it will b fun

#Mission accomplished#

7 Dec. 2012 20:03

To: JeppGukkie

 

 

It would be a lie if Yongguk said he doesn’t think Jung Daehyun is cute. Despite his drunken state, Jung Daehyun really has that kind of innocent face that Yongguk really like; fluffy cheeks, smiley eyes and honey voice (although it sounds scary when he said he’s going to castrate Yongnam). But Yongguk wasn’t that kind of man who takes advantage of innocent drunk people so he didn’t do anything even when the treat came onto him itself in a really golden unexpected situation. No, no, no, Yongguk likes to play it soft, square and fair. He would like to know Daehyun deeper first, because he’s also that kind of man who considered personality as a really matter. So, as an initial step, he gladly offered himself to carry the drunk boy on his back (y back, Yongnam quotes, courtesy of Bang family genes) and took him home (along with Yongnam, Himchan and Sungyeol who trailed not far behind) because yeah right, he’s a moral man like that. The road is seemed empty luckily, maybe because it’s too cold and snow already fallen softly and it was good because he couldn’t imagine if people gave them nasty looks (5 people walked together, three of them really loud, one of them has goofy dino-smile and one of them looks really drunken on the dino-smile’s back).

 

Well, all in all, he could say tonight was indeed fun

 

“Oh yeah just remember now, hey Nam, what do you mean ‘mission accomplished’?”

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