You Got 1 New Text Message

Messeji

A/n: the format is text message on my phone lol

 

Hey bb, u up yet?

8 Dec. 2012 09:54

From: Channie

 

 

U

8 Dec. 2012 09:55

To: Channie

 

 

What

8 Dec. 2012 10:00

From: Channie

 

 

U didn’t tell me yongnam has twin

8 Dec. 2012 10:01

To: Channie

 

 

LOL

But u mingled well with him tho

#Last nite ;-)

8 Dec. 2012 10:01

From: Channie

 

 

I ing jumped onto his lap

Mingled my

8 Dec. 2012 10:02

To: Channie

 

 

U liked it

Yep, ur mingled with him

8 Dec. 2012 10:03

From: Channie

 

 

I didn’t know it wasn’t Nam

N I was drunk

8 Dec. 2012 10:05

To: Channie

 

 

Yea

U totally didn’t know

Cz u busy grinding on him

Until ur passed out~

Totally wasted~

8 Dec. 2012 10:08

From: Channie

 

 

u

Told u I was drunk

N u didn’t stop me

N what happened then

8 Dec. 2012 10:10

To: Channie

 

 

It was funny

Nam rolled around on d floor

Anw still dizzy?

8 Dec. 2012 10:11

From: Channie

 

 

So u n Nam knew

8 Dec. 2012 10:12

To: Channie

 

 

Still dizzy?

8 Dec. 2012 10:15

From: Channie

 

 

U watched n enjoy me in humiliation

Im gonna kill Nam rn

8 Dec. 2012 10:18

To: Channie

 

 

Come on

Ur such drama queen

Yongguk didn’t mind it that much

8 Dec. 2012 10:18

From: Channie

 

 

Im not

N who’s yongguk?

What do u mean didn’t mind?

8 Dec. 2012 10:19

To: Channie

 

 

Wait what did u guys do after I passed out

8 Dec. 2012 10:20

To: Channie

 

 

Yongguk=Nam’s dongsaeng

U passed out on d floor after grinding on him n he told u he’s not Nam

LOL

N Guk took u home, aww so sweet~

8 Dec. 2012 10:22

From: Channie

 

 

FML

Im dead

8 Dec. 2012 10:23

To: Channie

 

 

U exaggerated

Told u Yongguk didn’t mind it much

8 Dec. 2012 10:23

From: Channie

 

 

Yah

U still there?

8 Dec. 2012 10:30

From: Channie

 

 

What should I do chan

8 Dec. 2012 10:35

To: Channie

 

 

Ask Nam 4 his number

Talk

N get laid lol

8 Dec. 2012 10:36

From: Channie

 

 

Dafuq im being serious rn

8 Dec. 2012 10:38

To: Channie

 

 

Himchan

8 Dec. 2012 10:40

To: Channie

 

 

Yah Kim Himchan

8 Dec. 2012 10:45

To: Channie

 

 

Himchan

Don’t do anything stupid

8 Dec. 2012 10:46

To: Channie

 

 

Hi baby

Can my brother get a lapful of luscious of urs 2nite?

8 Dec. 2012 10:55

From: Namnamnam

 

 

Himchan texted u didn’t he

8 Dec. 2012 10:56

To: Namnamnam

 

 

I don’t need chan to know u need me

Cz I need u n u want me

8 Dec. 2012 11:16

From: Namnamnam

 

 

u Nam

8 Dec. 2012 11:17

To: Namnamnam

 

 

I can’t baby, but

Can u my brother instead? He needs 2 get laid

8 Dec. 2012 11:18

From: Namnamnam

 

 

U planned this didn’t u

8 Dec. 2012 11:19

To: Namnamnam

 

 

But u need this anw

U’ve been 4 toooo loooooonnnnggggg

8 Dec. 2012 11:21

From: Namnamnam

 

 

Wtf

I just want 2 apologize

8 Dec. 2012 11:22

To: Namnamnam

 

 

Apologize 4 not grinding ur deeper into his crotch?

8 Dec. 2012 11:23

From: Namnamnam

 

 

I WAS DRUNK KAY

NOW GET ME HIS NUMBER CZ MY IDIOT FRIENDS THINK ITS FUNNY 2 LET ME VOMIT ON A STRANGER

8 Dec. 2012 11:24

To: Namnamnam

 

 

U didn’t vomit, dae

U grind on him

LMAO

8 Dec. 2012 11:25

From: Namnamnam

 

 

But hey u wanna know smthing

8 Dec. 2012 11:26

From: Namnamnam

 

 

off bang yongnam

8 Dec. 2012 11:27

To: Namnamnam

 

 

My brother rly likes u

So u gonna loose ur ity tonite

Channie said ‘get ur booty oooonnnnn’

lololol

8 Dec. 2012 11:28

From: Namnamnam

 

 

UR WITH HIMCHAN ARENT U

IF U PLAN SOMETHING MORE IDIOTIC IM GONNA KILL U

8 Dec. 2012 11:50

To: Namnamnam

 

 

Come and get daddy then

8 Dec. 2012 11:51

From: Namnamnam

 

 

Im wrong, it should go like;

Come and get daddy Guk~

;-)

8 Dec. 2012 11:51

From: Namnamnam

 

 

I hope sum1 will castrate u rn

N ur sorry fat will get chopped off

I swear im gonna kill u

8 Dec. 2012 11:52

To: Namnamnam

 

 

No bby, not my

u should see Guk’s

its fuller

8 Dec. 2012 11:53

From: Namnamnam

 

 

Wtf Nam

Im not himchan

8 Dec. 2012 11:54

To: Namnamnam

 

 

Yeah

U don’t love as much as chan

N u grinded on my brother’s last nite

8 Dec. 2012 11:54

From: Namnamnam

 

 

ANYWAY

NUMBERS

8 Dec. 2012 11:55

To: Namnamnam

 

 

Told u~

Come n get daddy here

8 Dec. 2012 11:56

From: Namnamnam

 

 

Nam

R u planning 2 humiliate me furthermore

8 Dec. 2012 11:56

To: Namnamnam

 

 

No im planning 2 grind ur into Guk’s crotch furthermore

8 Dec. 2012 12:00

From: Namnamnam

 

 

WILL U STOP THIS CROTCH TALKING

NUMBERS NAO

8 Dec. 2012 12:03

To: Namnamnam

 

 

Not until u say yes

8 Dec. 2012 12:05

From: Namnamnam

 

 

YES WHAT???

8 Dec. 2012 12:05

To: Namnamnam

 

 

Coffee at Dine’s, gonna pick u up at 9pm

Be ready I bring Guk

Himchan said wear sumthing tight

#u both r

8 Dec. 2012 12:10

From: Namnamnam

 

 

Dafuq nam

Watter u doing

8 Dec. 2012 12:11

To: Namnamnam

 

 

Yah

8 Dec. 2012 12:11

To: Namnamnam

 

 

BANG YONGNAM

8 Dec. 2012 12:18

To: Namnamnam

 

 

BANG YONGNAM

U ER REPLY 2 ME

8 Dec. 2012 12:30

To: Namnamnam

 

 

Hey daehyun

It’s yongguk (maybe u didn’t remember tho)

Nam said ur sick rn

So if theres sumthing I can do u have this number

(Im worried considering u last nite)

Take care J

Btw c u 2nite ;-)

8 Dec. 2012 12:35

From:

 

 

BANG YONGNAM

I SWEAR IM GONNA KILL U!

U JUST WAIT U ER

8 Dec. 2012 12:36

To: Namnamnam

 

 

shake that booty gurrrlllll~

8 Dec. 2012 12:40

From: Channie

 

 

Just don’t do it in my bed kay

n use protection

;-)

8 Dec. 2012 12:40

From: Channie

 

A/n: didn't mark this complete because this would be compilation of random drabble or anything about bangdae whenver i feel dying in boredom

thank you for reading

see yaaaa

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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bangdaebak #1
Chapter 4: Omfg this is probably the cutest text fic of bangdae I have ever read or the cutest text fic I have ever read at all omo. I like the idea of Yongnam and Daehyun being good friends then Dae falling for his twin omfg so cute

HOW DARE YOU BE SLIPPING LINDSAY BETWEEN MARCUS AND JOSEPH


That was probably the funniest line in this chapter, I snorted my off. This is A class I love it.

Thank you so much for writing xx
J-hopearmy #2
Chapter 4: God, please... That yongnam should be hit by truck.. He's unbelievable ^^..
Hahahahha i just found it and wow laugh so hard. I mean why i just found it? It's three years ago... Hehehehe.. Good job ><
daehyundarklight #3
Chapter 4: this is so hilarious... nam & chan so amazing... wkwkwk...
bdz357998 #4
Chapter 4: LOL yongnam is hilarious
minakwon38 #5
Chapter 3: Yongnam u hilarious...spread the BangDae oh god I lolled so hard.
RSparda
#6
Chapter 4: Your fics make me happy <3
RSparda
#7
Chapter 3: I'M CRYING SO HARD OMG I'M JEALOUS OF YOUR IMAGINATION BANGDAE SHOULD BE SPREAD /comments spamm SRY/
RSparda
#8
Chapter 2: Idk... maybe best humor fic ever? haha
RSparda
#9
Chapter 1: I'm gonna reading all of your BangDae and I'm laughing hard here. YOUR AMAZING!
RulerOfCats
#10
Chapter 4: I love Yonggnam in this one. And Himchan. They are hilarious. :D