I Smell Burger Date Here

Messeji

Gud murrrnnnnniiiiiiiinnnngg~

How was last nite?

;-)

9 Dec. 2012 10:01

From: Channie

 

I saw u both on table 5

So dnt pretend like u didn’t witness everything u prick

9 Dec. 2012 10:05

To: Channie

 

Aww~

But we need 2 make sure everythng’s alrght

U looked like mc hammer btw

9 Dec. 2012 10:10

From: Channie

 

U both r so lame

The menus couldn’t cover ur n Nam’s blond hair  

N my pants r just fine

Not planning 2 seduce any1

Unlike some retards on table 5

9 Dec. 2012 10:15

To: Channie

 

Ur such a meanie T_T

But Nam told me smthng

9 Dec. 2012 10:16

From: Channie

 

I don’t even want 2 know

9 Dec. 2012 10:18

To: Channie

 

Guk was squealing all nite long

N grinding d wall

Probably imagining ur

9 Dec. 2012 10:20

From: Channie

 

N u want me to believe that

Nam=total dumber

Oppa dumbNam style~

9 Dec. 2012 10:21

To: Channie

 

LOL

Anw I was exaggerating

But the squealing part is true

9 Dec. 2012 10:22

From: Channie

 

Yeah

N im CEO of Maybeline

9 Dec. 2012 10:25

To: Channie

 

It’s true >_<

9 Dec. 2012 10:27

From: Channie

 

Chan

His voice as baritone as Nam

How was that squealing

Maybe U mean grunting

9 Dec. 2012 10:28

To: Channie

 

But u liked it

#isawsomeonekeptflusteringontable20

9 Dec. 2012 10:30

From: Channie

 

I wasn’t

Maybe ur drunk

Or maybe u crotch-talking 2much with other retard on table 5

9 Dec. 2012 10:36

To: Channie

 

Y suddenly its bout crotch?

9 Dec. 2012 10:37

From: Channie

 

Bcz ur idiot

period

9 Dec. 2012 10:40

To: Channie

 

Daehyunnie is being meanie~

Channie dun like it

9 Dec. 2012 10:41

From: Channie

 

Daehyunnie dun care

Channie sounds disgusting

9 Dec. 2012 10:41

To: Channie

 

Anw

What did u talk wit him

9 Dec. 2012 10:45

From: Channie

 

Y u want 2 know

9 Dec. 2012 10:46

To: Channie

 

Bcz I have to make sure u lose ur ity this month

9 Dec. 2012 10:47

From: Channie

 

Y is it always bout crotch n when it comes 2 me n Guk

9 Dec. 2012 10:48

To: Channie

 

“Guk” ?

9 Dec. 2012 10:49

From: Channie

 

I mean Yongguk-ssi

typo

9 Dec. 2012 10:50

To: Channie

 

Aww~

Using pet names already I see

;-)

9 Dec. 2012 10:51

From: Channie

 

It’s a typo

9 Dec. 2012 10:52

To: Channie

 

So whats ur pet name?

What did he call u

9 Dec. 2012 10:53

From: Channie

 

It’s ty to the po okay

9 Dec. 2012 10:54

To: Channie

 

Did u exchange numbers

9 Dec. 2012 11:00

From: Channie

 

MUOB

9 Dec. 2012 11:01

To: Channie

 

MUOB=Men Under Orange Botox ?

9 Dec. 2012 11:02

From: Channie

 

MUOB=Mind Ur Own Business idiot

9 Dec. 2012 11:03

To: Channie

 

LOL

That was lame

9 Dec. 2012 11:04

From: Channie

 

At least im not a retard stalking someone else’s date

9 Dec. 2012 11:05

To: Channie

 

“Date” ?

9 Dec. 2012 11:06

From: Channie

 

I mean Meeting

typo

9 Dec. 2012 11:07

To: Channie

 

Right, meeting

N u discussed bout Korean currency

9 Dec. 2012 11:08

From: Channie

 

No

We talked about assassination of Kim Dumbchan

9 Dec. 2012 11:09

To: Channie

 

“We” ?

9 Dec. 2012 11:10

From: Channie

 

U know what Chan

off

9 Dec. 2012 11:11

To: Channie

 

Y don’t u admit u liked him already

Me n Nam will handle it

Leave it to Daddies~

9 Dec. 2012 11:12

From: Channie

 

Bcz I’m not

Leave it to Daddies my I don’t wanna grind on random stranger again

9 Dec. 2012 11:13

To: Channie

 

But he’s not a stranger

U talked with him right

9 Dec. 2012 11:14

From: Channie

 

It’s like talking with Nam

Only he’s sweeter

N Nam is dumber

N Nam still pissed me off

9 Dec. 2012 11:15

To: Channie

 

LOL

So u like him

9 Dec. 2012 11:16

From: Channie

 

N Guk’s not a retard like u btw

9 Dec. 2012 11:16

To: Channie

 

So u used pet names

9 Dec. 2012 11:17

From: Channie

 

i.did.not.

its typo alright

I mean Yongguk-ssi

9 Dec. 2012 11:18

To: Channie

 

So when is ur next ‘meeting’

9 Dec. 2012 11:19

From: Channie

 

MUOB

9 Dec. 2012 11:20

To: Channie

 

DHY

9 Dec. 2012 11:21

From: Channie

 

wtf

9 Dec. 2012 11:22

To: Channie

 

DHY=Daehyun Hearts Yongguk

9 Dec. 2012 11:24

From: Channie

 

N u said im lame

9 Dec. 2012 11:25

To: Channie

 

U are lame, bby

N in denial

9 Dec. 2012 11:26

To: Channie

 

Hey Daehyun

Whats up

9 Dec. 2012 11:26

From: Bang Yongguk

 

Gtg now

See u

9 Dec. 2012 11:27

To: Channie

 

LOL

Y so sudden

9 Dec. 2012 11:28

From: Channie

 

Doing nothing as usual

Hbu?

^^

9 Dec. 2012 11:29

To: Bang Yongguk

 

Same here

Btw I have Burger King’s vouchers

Lunch?

9 Dec. 2012 11:30

From: Bang Yongguk

 

I smelled burger date here~

9 Dec. 2012 11:30

From: Namnamnam

 

off Bang Yongnam

Do smthng productive

Aside from tracking ur brothers phone

9 Dec. 2012 11:31

To: Namnamnam

 

I would love to if it’s not a bother 4 u

^^

9 Dec. 2012 11:31

To: Bang Yongguk

 

How come u talked 2 my brother sweetly and being a meanie to me

9 Dec. 2012 11:32

From: Namnamnam

 

Cool

How bout I pick u up at 12?

9 Dec. 2012 11:33

From: Bang Yongguk

 

Bcz Yongguk is SWEET and CUTE unlike some retard on table 5 last nite

9 Dec. 2012 11:34

To: Bang Yongguk

 

LOL

Whadaya mean

Thnks anw

I think ur cute too

^^

9 Dec. 2012 11:35

From: Bang Yongguk

 

LOOK WHAT U’VE DONE BANG YONGNAM

Y IS IT ALWAYS LIKE THIS WHEN IT COMES TO U N HIMCHAN

9 Dec. 2012 11:35

To: Namnamnam

 

What

I didn’t do anything

Btw do u know y my brother is smiling lke that rn

9 Dec. 2012 11:36

From: Namnamnam

 

Whoops turn out that

Someone is confessiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnggggg~

Kyaaaahhhh~

9 Dec. 2012 11:37

From: Namnamnam

 

I MEANT TO SEND IT 2 U

9 Dec. 2012 11:38

To: Namnamnam

 

“Bcz Yongguk is SWEET and CUTE unlike some retard on table 5 last nite”

Awww~

I knew it

9 Dec. 2012 11:39

From: Channie

 

“Bcz Yongguk is SWEET and CUTE unlike some retard on table 5 last nite”

Dae, do u know y suddenly Nam sent this 2 me?

He said u know bout this

9 Dec. 2012 11:40

From: Sunggyu-hyung

 

“Bcz Yongguk is SWEET and CUTE unlike some retard on table 5 last nite”

LOLOLOL

Somehow I know this is related wit u

9 Dec. 2012 11:41

From: Sungyeolie

 

Daehyunnie

Nam-goon sent something to my phone

But I don’t understand it

9 Dec. 2012 11:42

From: Umma<3

 

Daehyunnie are u dating Mr.Bang’s son?

9 Dec. 2012 11:43

From: Appa<3

 

WHAT THE NAM

9 Dec. 2012 11:45

To: Namnamnam

 

Im spreading Bangdae love~

BANG DAEhyun, haha get it?

Don’t worry I told my brother u gonna b ready at 12

9 Dec. 2012 11:46

From: Namnamnam

 

I WILL BANG UR HEAD TO A CHEVY TRUCK SOON

9 Dec. 2012 11:47

To: Namnamnam

 

But u have a date in 13 minutes

Wear something pretty

No MC Hammer plz

9 Dec. 2012 11:47

From: Namnamnam

 

Dae

Nam said u ok wit 12

See u at 12 then ^^

9 Dec. 2012 11:48

From: Bang Yongguk

 

Jung Daehyun and Bang Yongguk in Burger King

K-I-S-S-I-N-G

9 Dec. 2012 11:49

From: Channie

 

Dae, do u know what is bangdae?

Nam said I should spread it

9 Dec. 2012 11:50

From: Sunggyu-hyung

 

BANGDAE<3

BANGDAE<3

BANGDAE<3

9 Dec. 2012 11:51

From: Sungyeolie

 

Daehyunnie

Umma wants a burger too~

Bring me one okay?

Tell Yongguk I said hi

9 Dec. 2012 11:51

From: Umma<3

 

So u really date Mr. Bang’s son

9 Dec. 2012 11:51

From: Appa<3

 

U NAM

U

9 Dec. 2012 11:54

To: Namnamnam

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bangdaebak #1
Chapter 4: Omfg this is probably the cutest text fic of bangdae I have ever read or the cutest text fic I have ever read at all omo. I like the idea of Yongnam and Daehyun being good friends then Dae falling for his twin omfg so cute

HOW DARE YOU BE SLIPPING LINDSAY BETWEEN MARCUS AND JOSEPH


That was probably the funniest line in this chapter, I snorted my off. This is A class I love it.

Thank you so much for writing xx
J-hopearmy #2
Chapter 4: God, please... That yongnam should be hit by truck.. He's unbelievable ^^..
Hahahahha i just found it and wow laugh so hard. I mean why i just found it? It's three years ago... Hehehehe.. Good job ><
daehyundarklight #3
Chapter 4: this is so hilarious... nam & chan so amazing... wkwkwk...
bdz357998 #4
Chapter 4: LOL yongnam is hilarious
minakwon38 #5
Chapter 3: Yongnam u hilarious...spread the BangDae oh god I lolled so hard.
RSparda
#6
Chapter 4: Your fics make me happy <3
RSparda
#7
Chapter 3: I'M CRYING SO HARD OMG I'M JEALOUS OF YOUR IMAGINATION BANGDAE SHOULD BE SPREAD /comments spamm SRY/
RSparda
#8
Chapter 2: Idk... maybe best humor fic ever? haha
RSparda
#9
Chapter 1: I'm gonna reading all of your BangDae and I'm laughing hard here. YOUR AMAZING!
RulerOfCats
#10
Chapter 4: I love Yonggnam in this one. And Himchan. They are hilarious. :D