KyuMin<3 – Kyuhyun

KyuMin<3 – Sungmin

AngelLeader – Leeteuk

TheAppa – Kangin

SmokingDancer – Eunhyuk

CookieMuncher – Yesung

Wookie – Ryeowook

AmazingRapper – Shindong

VisualSiwon – Siwon

Donghae – Donghae

EunHee - Heechul

Hankyung – Hankyung

AngelLeader: Who said that?

Hankyung: The text just retired now? Who’s online and who isn’t?

AngelLeader: Who cares? The only important thing is that someone said that they love you! This can lead to drama and hilarity!

Hankyung: …okay… Who said it?

KyuMin<3: Me! I love you Hannie!

Hankyung: And you are? Kyuhyun or Sungmin?

KyuMin<3: Really? Me? Moron… *glares*

HanMin: It was me!

Hankyung: This is pretty damn confusing.

Author: Sorry, but the text has passed away. I’m actually going to his funeral, so I hope you can take care of yourselves for a bit.

Taemin: Who is command then? ME?! IS IT ME?! *jumping up and down*

Author: Actually it’s GD.

Hankyung: Seriously? Don’t you remember what happened last time?

Author: Fine, Mr. Wiseguy, you’re in control. See if you can handle it.

Hankyung: Wait! No! That wasn’t-

Author: Good. *leaves*

Hankyung: Author! Come back!

HanMin: When did everyone become able to see what Author writes? Just something I’ve been wondering about for a while now… And is Author a hirl or a guy?  No, I mean girl… Or did I mean hirl? What is a hirl? *shrugs* It isn’t like we haven’t made up words before…

Taemin: Like Danghoe!

Henry: That’s a name, not a thing…

Taemin: I thought it meant danged hoe…

Henry: What’s danged?

Taemin: That’s what I’m wondering!

AngelLeader: Sungmin! You changed your username to HanMin?!

HanMin: Yepp ^_^

Hankyung: Why?

HanMin: Because I love you Hannie!

Hankyung: Purely platonically, right?

HanMin: No! *sings Love You More*

Hankyung: Grr… I hate that song!

HanMin: *sniff sniff* Oh… *cries*

Donghae: Minnie! Don’t cry!

SmokingDancer: I’ll do anything to make you feel better!

Donghae: I’ll do it more!

SmokingDancer: Come here Minnie, I’ll be your perfect boyfriend!

Donghae: I’ll treat you like a princess!

HanMin: *flattered* Naw, you’re so cute ^_^

GD: Who?

SmokingDancer: ME!

Donghae: Nej! Han menade mig!

GD: What the hell, man?

Donghae: I’m learning Swedish! Hepp, nepp, käpp :D

AmazingRapper: Käpp? Is that a word?

Donghae: Yeah, it means stick that you walk with ^-.¨

EunHee: OMG! Danghoe’s becoming retarted!

Hankyung: Re-tarted? … Sounds like a cake…

Wookie: I’ll make it!

CookieMuncher: I’ll taste it!

CakeMuncher: It was good!

Wookie: I haven’t baked it yet… That’s my leg…

LegMuncher: Oh… It tastes nice… Is it Brazilian waxing?

Wookie: Actually, yes! I’m glad you noticed! But…could you stop eating on my leg now?

AmazingRapper: *ignores* So… Käpp, is that a word?

Donghae: Yes, it’s a stick used for walking.

AmazingRapper: A walking stick?

Donghae: No, a stick used for walking.

Kira: Hey, just wondering but is CookieMuncher, CakeMuncher and LegMuncher the same person?

AngelLeader: Yes, they are :D

Kira: Oh, thank you :D Do carry on ^_^

Hankyung: Does no one think it’s strange that someone named Kira is reading this?

AmazingRapper: *ignores* Käpp? Really?

Hankyung: …Great… I’ll just go back to banging my head against the wall…

HanMin: NO! Hannie! Don’t hurt yourself! *puts pillow in front of Hankyung*

Hankyung: -.-‘

Donghae: Hankyung! How dare you ignore Minnie when he’s being nice to you?!

SmokingDancer: You should be flattered that he cares about you!

HanMin: Care about him? I love him!

Hankyung: That’s nice, Minnie… But my heart belongs to someone else.

HanMin: WHAT?! *cries dramatically*

Donghae: How can you love anyone but Minnie? He’s the most beautiful-

SmokingDancer: …talented-

Donghae: …amazing-

SmokingDancer: Wait! I thought you were in love with me!

Donghae: Jealous?

SmokingDancer: …maybe…

Donghae: Ha-ha! *points*

HanMin: So… You’re not fighting over me…I…me? What’s wrong with this computer!... anymore?

Donghae: I still love you, Minnie!

HanMin: Good, but you’re not the one I want!

Hankyung: …that was mean…

HanMin: Hankyung! You’re the one I want!

Hankyung: That’s…also mean…

AmazingRapper: What? How?

Kira: I don’t get it either…

Hankyung: Yes… It’s because I’m…in love…with… *thinking* S…Siwon? Yes! I’m in love with Siwon.

VisualSiwon: o.o what=what?

Henry: Good thinking, hyung.

VisualSiwon: Sarcastic brat…

Henry: :D

GD: I smell drama! And cake…

Wookie: Yupp ^_^ It’s chocolate!

Hankyung: CHOCOLATE?!

Kyuhyun: You know, hyung, Siwon has chocolate abs… Don’t you want to taste?

Hankyung: Well… I do love chocolate… *walks towards bathroom*

VisualSiwon: O.O Stay away from me! Incubus!

CookieMuncher: What? Incu-whaaa?

Wookie: *googles* o.OThat…oh…eh… I’m going to chug some bleach.

((You may use Google, at your own risk.))

Hankyung: So, the text is back?

Taemin: I use Bing!

All: you!

Taemin: *cries in corner* Mommy!

Key: Not now, I’m having with Junho’s racist sun flower.

Henry: How the does that work?

GD: I think it’s like what we did with the pineapple…

Henry: Oh… *nods in understanding*

AngelLeader: You did what with the pineapple?

GD: Well-

Hankyung: NO!

Kyuhyun: You’re just jealous you can’t do that with Siwon…

Hankyung: You know I don’t like him, I just said that to get Minnie off my back.

HanMin: WHAT?!

Donghae and SmokingDancer: This seems familiar…

All: =.=

VisualSiwon: I want to be with Hannie, but I can’t! Oh the pain! *in despair*

Hankyung: …I just told everyone that I don’t like you…

Once upon a time, long after the death of the danged hoe, there was a guy named Siwon. He lived under the impression that he would be the god of the new world. But he didn’t know that I –The great Kim Heechul, master of ever-

Hankyung: No.

Henry: I liked that story!

VisualSiwon: …To be or not to be…in love…with a man…

Hankyung: I told you I don’t like you that way… Truthfully, I don’t like you at all…

VisualSiwon: *takes off shirt* But how can you resist this?!

Hankyung: You make a valid point… But still! I’m not gay.

Donghae: Neither am I!

AmazingRapper: You’re not fooling anyone…

SmokingDancer: Please love me.

HanMin: I think I love Siwon… *stares in awe*

VisualSiwon: o.o *covers self* Only for Hankyung! Go away!

Hankyung: I’m flattered, but no.

VisualSiwon: Pretty please with sugar on top?

GD: Sugar on top of what exactly? ;D

Kai: Bai-bo! If it’s abs then I’m in! :D

AmazingRapper: …that’s so wrong in so many ways…

SmokingDancer: So…Donghae…Did you buy the whipped cream for later?

Donghae: No…

SmokingDancer: Oh… You should buy the whipped cream for later.

Donghae: Though I’m very tempted to that cream off of you… No, I don’t like you that way anymore. I never did, actually.

AmazingRapper: Dongahu, you’re not fooling anyone…

Kira: Stop changing Donghae’s name! He’s called Donghae, not Dongahu, Donghoe, Danghoe, Danged hoe, Dumb hoe-

EunHee: Dumb hoe! *laughs* That’s awome.

Choir: AAaaaa-oooooo-mmm!

Text: I’m back!

Kira: OMG! This is confusing!

Floor: Lol XD

Door: Mlaw!

Closet: I’m out!

Anji: Okay, that’s GD…

GD: Damn! How did you know?

Kira: STOP THIS MADNESS! Ryuk! Kill them all!

AmazingRapper: Who’s Ryuk?

VisualSiwon: It’s Japanese …

All: Ah! *nods*

GD: Why not Korean ? *looks at Donghae and Hyukkie*

Henry: Because Japan has tentacle …

SmokingDancer: …Donghae… Let’s go to Japan. Now.

Donghae: Okay.

CookieMuncher: Wookie? ;)

AngelLeader: No. Don’t even think that.

CookieMuncher: I did! O.o What will happen to me?!

TheAppa: You will die… Painfully. In seven days.

AmazingRapper: Have you been watching tHe Ring again?

VisualSiwon: You mea The Ring?

Hankyung: Mean…

VisualSiwon: No! I’m not!

AmazingRapper: Well have you?

VisualSiwon: …no…

TheAppa: I did watch tHe Ring…

AngelLeader: I told you,youneed to stop quoting that, you’ll scare the kids.

AmazingRapper: What kids?

AngelLeader: Ryeowook.

Wookie: I’m not a kid! I’m a grown man!

All: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *points*

Henry: Does that make Yesung a e?

TheHOTHeeHee: NO HONORIFICS?! BRAT!

Henry: Sorry! I mean, does that make Yesung-hyung HYUNG HYUNGHYUNGHYUNG! a e?

Everyone: Yes.

Hankyung: What’s the difference between All and Everyone?

AngelLeader: They’re different people…

Hankyung: What?

TheAppa: Like you and me…

Naruto: You and I!

AngelLeader: ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME?! *rage*

Naruto: No! I would never!

TheAppa: Grrr… *yglare*

Gambit: Oh~

SmokingDancer: For your information, me and Donghae are now on a plane to Japan.

Naruto: Donghae and I!

AngelLeader: I thought you weren’t cheating on me!

Naruto: I’m not! That thing with Sakura was just a one-time thing!

AngelLeader: *gasp* It’s like I don’t even know you anymore! *y glare*

Gambit: Oh~

Wookie: What are you doing here?

Gambit: Minnie ‘ired me to blow up de wall between his an’ ‘annie’s rooms :D *thick French accent*

Hankyung: *glare* What?

HanMin: Eh… I thought I told you to be quiet about that!

Gambit: Oh… De Gambit is sorry… *sad face*

GD: There's never not no nothing.

Hankyung: ? What?

GD: I'm telling you there's never not a nothing man!

Hankyung: ...okay...

Wookie: Hey everyone! How is it going with the presents for Danghoe? ^^

GD: I'm trying! But it's hard to keep the paper down while I'm it!

Henry: You mean wrapping?

GD: ...sure...

SmokingDancer: paper sure is difficult, does that make scenes?

Hankyung: What the hell is wrong with your spelling?

HanMin: Who wants to go a good time with me? ^^

GrammarNazi: *dies*

Donghae: Oh you guys! I'm here!!! I can hear you!!!!!!!

Taemin: OMG!!!! UMMA HIDE THE PRESENTS!!!

Hankyung: Still... hear... over... chat... no...

AmazingRapper: DANGHOE! Stop pushing my bottoms!

GD: DANG! Things just got series!

Hankyung: ...

Taemin: OOOOOOH!!! I LOVE SERIES!!!

Key: as long as you don't read adult series child ^^

Taemin: What counts as that? Cuz GD showed me some...

All: NOOOOO!

Donghae: So... my presents?

TheHOTHeeHee: NOT NOW! WE ARE RAGING AT GD FOR LEAVING ME!!!

All: ...?

TheHOTHeeHee: you guys! >:C

CookieMuncher: Tch... What a faggtot...

Wookie: Really retarted.

...: Retarted?

Wookie: Yeah, the evolution from one sort of cake to another sort of cake ^^ re-tarted!

TheAppa: who the hell is "..."???

...: I'm ...!

*Censored*

...: Why?! It's a name!

*...*

Henry: Why isn't all the curses and the censored?

AngelLeader: Good question..

*...shut up...*

Author: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?! YOU'RE ALL SUPPOSED TO FIGHT OVER EACH OTHER! THAT WAS THE PLOT OF THIS!!

GD: POINT!

Author: NOOOO!!! P-L-O-T! PLOT, PLOT, POLT!!!!!!

VisualSiwon: You shouldn't because Jesus.

AngelLeader: Wise words indeed.

TheAppa: I'm not so sure that Siwon actually surfs God wholeheartedly....

Hankyung: What does that even mean?

SmokingDancer: What the hell is Polt?

Author: IT WAS A TYPO!!!

Donghae: It's a metal as strong as my love for Minnie!

All: Oh! *nods*

HanMin: No! It's a metal as strong as my love for Hannie!

All: Aaaah! *nods agreeingly*

Hankyung: No...

All: Oooooh! *shakes head*

**Nods in agreement**

Hankyung: Who the hell are you?!

Henry: Hyung! Don't be so rude!

Hyung: I was not!

Henry: Oh, sorry Hyung! *bows*

Hyung: It's okay ^^

CookieMuncher: How old are you Hyung? ^^

Hyung: Older than you ;)

All: HAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAAAA

Kyuhyun: No.

TheHOTHeeHee: Not. Funny. No.

All: *cries*

AngelLeader: You all need to stop fighting! This is hoursome!

TheAppa: ...eh? what was that honey?

AngelLeader: A typo.... The smurfs are ing up my keyboard...

Key: I know! They are so BLOODY ANNOYING! LIKE DONGSAENG!

Author: Don't. I warn you

GD: Yes... The Author is dangerous. And not at all quiet... *shakes head, highly disappointed*

TheHOTHeeHee: YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME?! AGAIN?!

Henry: GD, what's Heehee talking about? I thought you only had eyes for me!

AngelLeader: This is getting out of-

Kyuhyun: FOOT!

Hankyung: Not this again -.-

GD: Either way! To conflude this!

Hankyung: Conflude?

GD: YES! To CONFLUDE this! I have all cheated on you with THE AUTHOR!

*dramatic music from somewhere... no one really knows who's playing it... quite creepy*

SmokingDancer: *gasp!* But at least we all learned something from this, we have to make little things count; teach midgets math.

Hankyung: How THAT the moral of this?

SmokingDancer: ...

DramaNazi: This is all going to foot...

Kyuhyun: MY POINT EXACTLY!

GD: THE POINT!

Henry: YAAAAAY! ^_^

HanMin: WHICH IS?

Taemin: ME!

Key: No, just no... Taemin! I've talked about this! Never scream things at random! Do you have any idea to boys who looks like you who says that they are the point?!

Junho: Yes... They... They... *breathes heavily*

...: They have to share the bathroom with SIWON!!!!

VisualSiwon: Hannie! Yell something!

Hankyung: YOU ARE ALL ING STUPID!!!!

*Thirty minutes of erasing memories*

...: your sutpid...

GrammarNazi: you...

GD: I like to ... Especially quiet people

HanMin: Like Yesung! ^_^

CookieMuncher: Sooo... No NASA in Obabo's speech =/

Everything: What?

GD: Of course there was no NASA! I ALREADY TOLD YOU THAT THERE NEVER IS A NOTHING!

All: Ooooooo

Hankyung: I thought you said that it never not a nothing...

Theory: Then that would mean that if nothing is the same thing as shuffling then GD is awesome!

GD: EXACTLY!

TheHOTHeeHee: Wait, wait, wait! What Theory said wasn't funny... Throw him out

AmazingRapper: HUh? Did you hear anything?

GD: Not not nothing...

TheHOTHeeHee: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! NOT AGAIN! YOU CANNOT DO THIS TO ME!!!!!!

Donghae: We can. And we will!

Minho: Who would shuffle in the middle of the winter?

Donghae: WE CAN AND WE WILL!

Hankyung: ...it's summer...

GD: Only in your fanta hotstuff! ;)

Hankyung: That... I... *speechless*

HanMin: So am I. HANNIE IS MINE!!!!

Author: …I hate you all…

*Author kills everyone offline together with the evil smurfs who has taken over the world*

VisualSiwon: *thinking in bathroom about whether he is in fact gay, or bi, or a transvestite. You know, like Danghoe was once upon a time. Maybe he wasn’t a siwon at all, he could very well be a hankyung…*

THE END!