HandsomeGamer – Kyuhyun
Hankyung –Hankyung
TheHOTHeeHee – Heechul
yBunny – Sungmin
SmokingDancer – Eunhyuk
FriedFishy – Donghae
BackFromTheArmy – Kangin
AngelLeader – Leeteuk
VisualSiwon – Siwon
Wookie – Ryeowook
CookieMuncher – Yesung
AmazingRapper – Shindong

Everyone, except FriedFishy, is online.

HandsomeGamer: Anyone else feel that the text is getting kind of lazy?

Hankyung: *shrugs* Earlier it just ignored announcing when someone went online…

AngelLeader: Everyone! Pay attention and remember the plan, Dang- I mean Donghae could log on any second now!

CookieMuncher: What plan?

AmazingRapper: CookieMuncher?!

TheHOTHeeHee: OMG! Your usernames are just SOOOOO FUNNY!!!!!111!!!One!!!

SmokingDancer: =.= This again?

TheHOTHeeHee: HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!! *dying of laughter*

AmazingRapper: YOU STOLE MY COOKIES?! I was saving them for tonight! T.T

CookieMuncher: Not those cookies, Ryeowookie made me some earlier ^^

AngelLeader: Hurm, hurm…

BackFromTheArmy: Listen to Teukie now, kids.

AngelLeader: Thank you. Now, do you all remember the plan?

Wookie: What plan?

AngelLeader: The one where we convince Donghae to join the band again.

CookieMuncher: What are you talking about?

AngelLeader: The plan.

CookieMuncher: What plan?

AngelLeader: *facepalm*

HandsomeGamer: Now you’re just being rude…

AngelLeader: -.- Hyukkie, do you know your lines?

SmokingDancer: “I’m sorry?”

BackFromTheArmy: No, no! You have to tell him you love him and need him back!

SmokingDancer: Fine, fine.

AmazingRapper: Why are you so dead-set on getting him back anyway? This band has survived losing members from time to time.

yBunny: Yeah, like Kibum, Heechul and Kangin went to the army, and Hankyung.

AngelLeader: Yes, but this is Donghae! He has fans! FANS I TELL YOU! FANS!!!!

Hankyung: You’re saying I don’t?

HandsomeGamer: Did anyone hear something?

SmokingDancer: Sounded like the wind.

Hankyung: %&¤#””!!!!¤&()=)==)&%¤#¤(!!!!!

yBunny: Shut up, Taemin.

Taemin: I HAVE FANS :D

AngelLeader: I know, sweetie. We’re all proud of you.

Taemin: Thank you, Umma ^^

Key: GRRRrrrrr…

BackFromTheArmy: Everyone not in SuJu, OUT!

Taemin is now being scolded offline.
Key is now scolding offline.
Hankyung is now grumbling offline.

AngelLeader: NOT YOU HANKYUNG!

Hankyung: You just said I was never of importance to the band. *pout*

AngelLeader: Yes, but I didn’t mean it. Now-

FriedFishy is now bubbling online.

Hankyung: Now even the on- offline text is interrupting people?! AND HOW THE #)(/&%!”##¤! DID YOU WRITE TO ME WHEN I WAS OFFLINE?!

FriedFishy: *ignoring members*

AngelLeader: *clears throat* DANG- I mean DONGHAE! How have you been? We miss you back at the dorms.

FriedFishy: *ignores*

AngelLeader: Hyukkie has something he’d like to tell you~

FriedFishy: *might be listening*

FriedFishy: Well? It’s been like ten minutes…

BackFromTheArmy: HYUKKIE! GET YOUR “%/()&%¤#¤ OVER HERE AND SAY YOUR DAMN LI- I MEAN TELL DONGHAE HOW YOU FEEL!

FriedFishy: Your words are vaguely suspicious, but I’m way too distracted by the thought of Hyukkie to notice.

All: *sighs with relief*

SmokingDancer: Danghoe-

FriedFishy: *twitch*

SmokingDancer: Donghae! I’m sorry for what I said about our… relationship. I was just upset because of stress with the new album and all… Can you ever forgive me? I just…can’t go on without you.

FriedFishy: *teary eyed* Aw! Hyukkie! *hugs*

SmokingDancer: You know you’re the only one for me, Ho- Hae.

GD: What about me??!!!

yBunny: AND THE POINT?!

GD: …

SmokingDancer: GD SHUT UP! You mean nothing to me.

GD: That’s not what you said last night ;)

TheHOTHeeHee: The ?! ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME YOU)##¤/(((%¤¤%&/(I!!!????!

FriedFishy is now crying offline.

AngelLeader: ! Now look what you did! Naughty child *beating Hyukkie with ruler*

SmokingDancer: OW! Hyuuuuung~ That hurts : (

GD: Didn’t know you liked it rough, babe.

SmokingDancer: =.= I don’t, you ert.

TheHOTHeeHee: BABE?!!!

AngelLeader: Why are YOU upset?

SmokingDancer: Yeah, it’s clear that GD only has eyes for me!

TheHOTHeeHee and AngelLeader: BUT HE SAID-!!!

Wookie: Umma? I thought you were in love with Kangin-Appa!

BackFromTheArmy: So did I…

AngelLeader: I can’t help it! He seduced me… I mean, just look at him!

Junho: He sure is pretty.

GD: Damn straight.

CookieMuncher: Junho? The hell are you doing here?

Junho: I just wanted an excuse to get away from the racist sunflower in my garden.

HandsomeGamer: The racist sunflower?

TheHOTHeeHee: In your garden?

Junho: That’s what I said.

All: …

VisualSiwon: Hey, I was in the bathroom. Did I miss anything important?

AmazingRapper: Besides Donghae getting upset, Eunhyuk sleeping with GD and Junho’s racist sunflower? No, you didn’t.

VisualSiwon: GD’s cheating on-

TheHOTHeeHee: Heechul!

AngelLeader: Leeteuk!

Taemin: Taemin!

Key: WHAT?! My innocent baby! T.T

Taemin: What? I thought we were just shouting our names at random *pout*

Key is now teaching Taemin a lesson offline.
Taemin is now learning you shouldn’t shout your name at random times offline.

VisualSiwon: …Danhoe! His transvestite, e girlfriend who is also his son?! I can’t believe he would do that!

HandsomeGamer: Not that I like upsetting you, hyung, but-

yBunny: Upsetting Siwon will bring down the Lord’s vengeance and furious anger on you!

HandsomeGamer: As I was saying…you just called Donghae Dan Hoe…

Once upon a time there was a beautiful singer called Dan Hoe-

Hankyung: SHUT UP!

yBunny: TAEMIN!

Key: He’s out at the moment, can I take a message?

Hankyung: I’m getting really fed up with this…

GD: Damn straight.

HandsomeGamer: You’re about as straight as a circle.

Wookie: Circles are ROUND, Kyuhyunnie, not straight.

HandsomeGamer: Thank you Ryeowook, for explaining that to us.

yBunny: Kyuhyunnie?

TheHOTHeeHee: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

FriedFishy is now online.

AngelLeader: DA- DONGHAE! YOU CAME BACK TO US!

FriedFishy: No, I just came here to show you how to hit someone with a ruler.

SmokingDancer: Leeteuk already did that…

FriedFishy: Then I’ll do it with a mace.

yBunny: What’s a mace?

HandsomeGamer: Something very, very (I can’t exaggerate this enough), VERY! painful.

GD: Just like last night with Hyukkie! :D

SmokingDancer: Wh-?! You can’t just say stuff like that! *blush*

FriedFishy: =.=’’’

AngelLeader: Donghae! You have to listen to me, Hyukkie loves you very much. The two of you will live happily ever after if you just come back to the dorms. I promise!!! <3

FriedFishy: He doesn’t! Not the way I want him to love me! *crying rivers* 3

AngelLeader: OF COURSE HE DOES! He’s just bad at showing it…

HandsomeGamer: So he had with someone else?

AngelLeader: Yes… I mean no! It was… He never… It was… Eum… GD was…

GD: It wasn’t ! He came to me! ;D

FriedFishy: HE WENT TO YOU?!!!!!!!! He WENT?! to YOU?!

AngelLeader: I’m sure it’s just-

FriedFishy: HE WENT TO YOU?!!

SmokingDancer: No, I never went to him!

GD: Yes, you did. You can’t deny the chemistry between us, honey ;)

FriedFishy: YOU WENT TO HIM?!!!!!!!!??!!!

TheHOTHeeHee: AND YOU LET HIM IN?!!!!!!!?!!!

GD: Yes, I was desperate! *dramatic pose* No, wait what am I saying? I wasn’t desperate…

TheHOTHeeHee: Then WHY GD?!!!! WHY?!!!!!

GD: Weeeeeell~ He’s good-looking and… quite flexible? I don’t know dawg. I really don’t.

SmokingDancer: WAIT?! You mean sleeping with me was a mistake?!

GD: No, no. You were-

yBunny: FANTASTIC BABY!

All: …

GD: Yes, quite so. *in a British accent*

AmazingRapper is now facepalming offline.

Wookie: WAIT! Who was that?

AngelLeader: That was Shindong, sweetheart. Anything else you’re wondering?

Wookie: Well actually… What’s ?

All: o.o *sweat drop*

GD: Come over here and I’ll show you ;)

AngelLeader: NO! YOU WILL DO NO SUCH THING TO MY BABIES!!!

GD: Soooo~ Doing it to you is perfectly fine?

AngelLeader: Yes. I mean no! I mean…

Hankyung: Why do you write yes if you mean no? Just erase the yes and write no instead…

yBunny: I’m curious about this -thing too… GD will you tell me if I come over next week? ^^

GD: I can show you ;)

TheHOTHeeHee: WHY DO YOU FLIRT WITH EVERYONE BUT ME?!!!! I’M FLAWLESS!

GD: I don’t flirt with everyone! I haven’t flirted with Kangin, or Junho (yet), or Key, or Taemin-

Hankyung: We get it…

GD: …or Yesung, or Shindong. Not to forget Danghoe. I would never him/her.

FriedFishy: And why not?

GD: For some reason I have a feeling you’ll kill me if you ever meet me in person…

FriedFishy: I would.

GD: Ya… I’m not into that.

VisualSiwon: I thought s/he was your girlfriend…

GD: No, no! You’ve got it all wrong! My girlfriend is-

TheHOTHeeHee: ME?!

GD: …No… That was a one time thing.

AngelLeader: ME?!

BackFromTheArmy: WTF?!

AngelLeader: I mean-

GD: No need to explain yourself, darling, it’s not you.

VisualSiwon: Then who? The suspense is killing me.

Taemin: ME?! I TELL YOU! IT’S MEEEEEE! I’M THE ONE!! MEEE!!

Key: -.-‘’ No, you’re not the one.

Taemin: I’m NOT?! TTATT

GD: I thought he was to-No, I’m not a e. Anyway, my girlfriend is…Hankyung!

Taemin is now getting scolded (again) for shouting things at random offline.
Key is now nagging offline.

Hankyung: WHAT THE ?! You always ignore me and leave me out of the conversation and now you decide to drag me into it like this?!

GD: Ya, I needed an escape. Having so many people wanting you is quite exhausting *flipping gorgeous blonde hair*

VisualSiwon: I hear ya.

All: -.- Uh-Huh.

yBunny: I’m just curious… Which girlfriend did you like the best? ^^

GD: Well… Leeteuk was quite nice… Heechul… Oh gawd, he screamed a lot.

TheHOTHeeHee: WHAT?!!!!!!

GD: Thank you, baby, for proving my point. Anyway, who did I- Oh right! Hyukkie! He was the best! Always taking care of me, and cooking and giving massages! AND he was quiet!

HandsomeGamer: Quiet? You mean in bed? *wiggles eyebrows*

GD: Yes, and it was-

SmokingDancer: Naw *blush* thank you~

FriedFishy: *rage* YOU! HE!!”¤%& IT!”#&Y AAAAAARRRRGHH!

SmokingDancer: YOU’RE ONLINE?!!! OMG! I’M SOOOOOO SORRY! IGNORE EVERYTHING! I NEVER MEANT IT! IT WAS...

HandsomeGamer: The drugs?

SmokingDancer: Drugs? DRUGS! YES IT WAS THE DRUGS! SEE DONGHAE?! I’M INNOCENT!

GD: Woah, woah, woah! Calm down a second. You CAME to ME willingly. Remember?

FriedFishy: YOU WENT TO HIM?!!!!!

Hankyung: Yes, Donghae, he went to him willingly. And sadly, he’ll probably never come back to you. I’m sorry to tell you this but I think you were right to go back to Mokpo. I understand that this will take time and that your heart will need that time to heal. And therefor being where you were born, the place that is your home and where you feel safe will be the best place for you right now. I fully support you in this decision and you have me to lean on if you’d like. Just remember that we will always be brothers! I love you, okay? When you feel like it I’ll be there to talk to you and hold your hand in a non homoual way. I might not be like Hyukkie but I care about you and wan-

HandsomeGamer: OH SHUT UP NO ONE’S LISTENING ANYWAY! You’re just like someone who won’t write in fellowship chat; ING ANNOYING!

FriedFishy: Just to get things straight; YOU WENT TO HIM?!

GD: Yes, yes he went to me AND he liked it >:D

FriedFishy: OMG! SHUT UP YOU )/¤%&/I!!! I’LL HUNT YOU DOWN AND-

Wookie: Hyung, do you need a cookie? :3

FriedFishy: Yes, Wookie, I really need a cookie right now!!! *sniff sniff*

HandsomeGamer: More like a box of ice cream…

Hankyung: Why doesn’t anyone care about poor Fishy?!!! *hugs*

FriedFishy: EEEEEWWW! GAY!

Hankyung: …huh? What?

FriedFishy: THAT’S JUST WRONG!

Hankyung: But wait… You love skinship…

FriedFishy: I’m a changed man! *proud*

HandsomeGamer: But, you want to be with Hyukkie, right?

FriedFishy: Yes.

Hankyung: And he’s a man?

FriedFishy: Yes, what’s your point?

HandsomeGamer: So, you want to have a relationship with a man, but you’re not gay? Or bi-ual?

FriedFishy: Exactly.

Hankyung: I’m not following.

yBunny: I AM! He wants a brotherly relationship ^^

Wookie: It makes perfect sense :3

FriedFishy: Of course, what did you guys mean?

Wookie: I think they meant boyfriend-girlfriend relationship.

CookieMuncher: Like the one Leeteuk, Heechul, Hyukkie, Junho… Well, everyone except me, Kyuhyun…

HandsomeGamer: Hurm, hurm…

CookieMuncher: Except… Me?! O.O Everyone except me has with GD. I want that too T.T Why won’t you love me?!!! *wails*

GD: …Are you quiet?

Hankyung: You ask that after his rant and wailing?

All: Yes, he is. Very. Really… He like, rarely speaks… At all…

GD: Well then! Come over and-

CookieMuncher is now running offline.

GD: SCORE! *smirk*

FriedFishy: Back to the conversation! You guys really thought I was gay?!

All: *nods*

FriedFishy: WHAT?!! But that’s sinful!

GD: Dawg, everyone in the industry is gay… Bi-ual at least.

FriedFishy: OMG!! THAT’S DISGUSTING!

VisualSiwon: *silently agrees*

HandsomeGamer: Subtle, Siwon, subtle.

FriedFishy: I TAKE THAT AS AN OFFENCE! YOU CAN’T BE SERIOUS! HYUK! IS THIS TRUEEEE?!!!

HandsomeGamer: Are you ignoring me now?

SmokingDancer: *ignores* Yeah… Uh… I thought you knew… I mean, Heechul has kissed all of us… Oh! No, not you! Riiiight, now I understand! Heechul hyung! You missed one.

TheHOTHeeHee: Oh, I knew there was someone left! But we’ll change that, right Dan- Donghae? ;)

FriedFishy: *growls* If you get near me I’ll kill you! You’re all sinful! Even my best brother is a sin!!! Do you know how this feels!!!!!!!!???????! *sob*

HandsomeGamer: No… We don’t.

FriedFishy: THIS IS DISGRACEFUL! A TRUE ABOMINATION IN THE EYES OF MAN AND GOD ALIKE!

VisualSiwon: *teary eyed* I’m so proud of you *.*

FriedFishy: Good! Me too!

yBunny: That’s racist!

Wookie: No, ist!

TheHOTHeeHee: You’re both wrong! He’s a HOMOPHONE!

FriedFishy: NOW YOU GAY PEOPLE ARE CALLING ME A PHONE?!!!!

HandsomeGamer: It was a typo, he meant homophobe.

FriedFishy: HOW DARE YOU CALL ME, A PROUD STRAIGHT AMERICAN, A PHONE???!!! I’VE NEVER BEEN THIS INSULTED IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!!!!!

BackFromTheArmy: Donghae, I’m sorry to break it to you, but you’re not American. You’re Korean.

FriedFishy: THEN EXPLAIN TO ME HOW I CAN SPEAK ENGLISH PERFECTLY!

HandsomeGamer: Can’t argue with that one.

FriedFishy: EXACTLY! I’M RIGHTFULLY AMERICAN AND AS SUCH I DEMAND TO HAVE THE RIGHT TO SPEAK MY RIGHTFUL OPINIONS! IN AMERICA!

Wookie: The food I’m cooking smells delicious, by the way ^^

HandsomeGamer: And you never realized he was gay? Really? It never once crossed your mind?

FriedFishy: I thought it was a phase…

Hankyung: You thought EVERYONE in the industry (but you and me) was going through a phase? For seven years? Seriously?

FriedFishy: WHAT?! I lived in a small town, not my fault I don’t know you’re strange habits.

GD: Just a small town girl~ Living in a lonely wooooooooorld *wailing enthusiastically*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfUYuIVbFg0 DA SONG! :DDD

yBunny: OMG! I TOTALLY LOVE THAT SOOOONG!! *clicks link* ^^

HandsomeGamer: You thought HE was straight?

FriedFishy is VERY disappointed and distressed offline.
VisualSiwon is praying for everyone offline.

AngelLeader: ARGH! THIS IS HORRIBLE! I’VE FAILED AS A MOTHER AND LEADER! *crying* The band will never survive without Donghae! His fans are like 70% of our fanbase! I’ve never been this distressed! Catch me!!! *faints*

BackFromTheArmy: *catches* There, ther-

AngelLeader: NOT YOU! I meant GD!

GD: Oh! I’m flattered, babe ;) But I’m not catching you…

HandsomeGamer: Won’t that mean he’ll-

AngelLeader: *fall to the floor*

HandsomeGamer: Yeah… My point exactly.

GD: Meh, he was dirty anyway.

All: O.O

yBunny: You know? This would never have happened if it wasn’t for GD. If the band splits up, we should totally kill him.

HandsomeGamer: And why is that?

yBunny: Well, he-

GD: WOAH! Don’t blame this on me! I could never do anything wrong! I’m amazing, the best rapper, hot, an amazing singer, y, with a great voice, my lyrics are awesome… *rambles on and on* Did I mention y? And-

SmokingDancer: *shuts GD up with a hot kiss*

GD: Mm~

yBunny: ANYWAY! It’s all GD’s fault.

TheHOTHeeHee: Why?

yBunny: He’s the entire problem!

AngelLeader: You’ll have to be a bit more detailed in your explanation, sweetie.

yBunny: I overheard him writing with the author…

Hankyung: I’m too curious to even bother with that one.

yBunny: And it seems that GD was supposed to say a line to make us stop fighting and go offline. If he’d said that one, correct line, he wouldn’t have improvised and Donghae wouldn’t have gotten mad in the first place leading to this whole charade. So, in a way, if we split up it’s all GD’s fault. That’s my opinion and facts. Therefor………..KILL HIM I SAY! KILL HIM!

HandsomeGamer: He can’t die! He’s too pretty!

GD’s now offline being killed by a furious Donghae.

HandsomeGamer: I stand corrected.

yBunny: He actually died? OMG! I DIDN’T MEAN IT! GD COME BACK!!!!!!!!

AngelLeader: HIDE THE CHILDREN!!!! AND EVIDENCE!!! AND ALL OF THAT STUFF!!!!!!!!! HIDE! I TELL YOU!! HIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone is now hiding offline.

THE END :D