Donghae- FriedFishy

Eunhyuk- SmokingDancer

Hankyung- Hankyung

Siwon- VisualSiwon

Heechul- TheHOTHeeHee

Sungmin- yBunny

Kyuhyun- HandsomeGamer

 

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TheHOTHeeHee is now online
SmokingDancer is now online
yBunny is now online

 

TheHOTHeeHee: ZUUUUP GUYS!!!

yBunny: Hi, Hyung ^-^

SmokingDancer: Guys! Hi!

TheHOTHeeHee: Um…Hyuk?

SmokingDancer: Yeeeees?

TheHOTHeeHee: WHAT THE IS WRONG WITH YOUR USERNAME?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!! OMG *dies from laughter* SO STUPID!!!! HAHAHAHAHHAHA~!!

SmokingDancer: WHAT?! I thought it was clever…

yBunny: Dude, it’s kinda bad…

SmokingDancer: How? I’m a dancer and I’m SMOKING HOT!!! WHAT’S THE PROBLEM???!!!!

TheHOTHeeHee: *still dying from laughter*

SmokingDancer: What about yours Hyung? TheHOTHeeHee????? *confused*

TheHOTHeeHee: What about it? Think before you speak…. I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!!!!!!!

SmokingDancer: …Eh… Minnie help….

yBunny: …you are on your own dude….

TheHOTHeeHee: Well

SmokingDancer: …nothing… but yBunny??? Seriously???

yBunny: WHAAAAT?!?!?!?!?!

TheHOTHeeHee: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ROFL!!!

SmokingDancer: Hehe… *evil grin*

 

FriedFishy is now online

 

FriedFishy: OMG ARE ALL OF YOU HERE!!? YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!

yBunny: Hi Donghae!

TheHOTHeeHee: OMG YOU GUYS ARE SOOOOOOOO FUNNY OMG FRIEDFISHY!?!?!?!?!?!?!

SmokingDancer: It’s worse than Sungmin Hyung…. =_=

FriedFishy: It’s totally AWESOME! WHAT DO YOU MEAN???!!!! O:

TheHOTHeeHee: It’s TOTALLY NOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!! *falls of chair from laughter*

FriedFishy: No fair! I worked hard on it! *cries*

TheHOTHeeHee: How I wish I could share this moment with someone who understands…

 

HandsomeGamer is now online

 

HandsomeGamer: Guys! What are you talking about?! I’m bored and STARCRAFT DOESN’T WOOORK

TheHOTHeeHee: KYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU HELP ME TORTURE THESE SILLY BOYS!

HandsomeGamer: My pleasure! How are we torturing them this time? XD

FriedFishy: I’m still crying here! *sobs loudly!*

yBunny: No one seems to care Donghae…..

TheHOTHeeHee: Hyuk write something

SmokingDancer: What?

TheHOTHeeHee: KYU do you see his username!? OMG *laughing to death again*

HandsomeGamer: CHRIST! Hyung are you trying to make a fool out of yourself or are you just not aware of the fact that you already are?

SmokingDancer: What is that supposed to mean???!!!!

TheHOTHeeHee: HYUK STOP WRITING I CAN’T TAKE IT!!!!!

HandsomeGamer: Simple, you aren’t aware of your stupidity…. I’m sorry for you hyung

SmokingDancer: YA! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOU DISRESPECTFUL MAKNAE!

yBunny: Kyu! That is not how to speak to your elders!

HandsomeGamer: So now you also admit that you are old….. HHAHAHAHAHAHAHA PRICELESS!!!!!!!!

yBunny: KYU!

FriedFishy: I’M STILL CRYING!!! WHY WON’T ANYONE COMFORT ME!

 

VisualSiwon is now online

 

VisualSiwon: Hey guys how are you this lovely evening?

TheHOTHeeHee: OMG STOOOP IT I DIE!!!!!!

yBunny: KYU SAY YOU’RE SORRY!

SmokingDancer: YES KYU!!

FriedFishy: OMG I AM CRYYYYYYING!!!!! NOTICE MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! *jumps up and down*

VisualSiwon: What on earth is going on here? Why is Donghae hyung sad? And why are you all screaming?

FriedFishy: From the beginning because they said my username was bad but now it’s because THEY ARE IGNORING ME!!!

HandsomeGamer: VisualSiwon?

VisualSiwon: Yes?

HandsomeGamer: WTF is with your username!?!?!?!?!?!

TheHOTHeeHee: I CAN’T TAKE THIS HAHAHAHHAHAHA

VisualSiwon: I am the visual in Super Junior and my name is Siwon…?

yBunny: That makes sense…

SmokingDancer: It actually does! O.o

HandsomeGamer: Oh, it does… well then it wasn’t funny at all… stop laughing Heechul

TheHOTHeeHee: Ahem yeah sure *scratching back of the head*

FriedFishy: Isn’t any of you going to comfort me? U-U

yBunny: What are we gonna talk about now?

FriedFishy: HEY!

SmokingDancer: I donno

VisualSiwon: No clue

HandsomeGamer: We can play a game!

yBunny: Sounds fun! ^-^

VisualSiwon: Sure

SmokingDancer: YAY!

FriedFishy: Still no one? U-U

TheHOTHeeHee: What kind of game?

HandsomeGamer: About how hot we are in compairson with each other!

TheHOTHeeHee: Sounds great! Since I, of course, will win! *evil smirk*

yBunny: How are we gonna play?

HandsomeGamer: One of us says a statement and then the others reply on that statement. For example: I am a gamer. Agree, disagree?

yBunny: We all agree on that one!

SmokingDancer: *nods*

TheHOTHeeHee: LAME! I’LL ASK! FriedFishy is the lamest most HORRIBLE username EVEEEEEER!

HandsomeGamer: Agree.

yBunny: Sorry, Donghae… Agree

FriedFishy: What the ?!!!

SmokingDancer: Agree

FriedFishy: HYUK!!

SmokingDancer: Sorry, Hae it is…

FriedFishy: OMG I HATE MY LIFE!!!

 

FriedFishy cries himself offline

 

TheHOTHeeHee: Now that the crybaby is gone… LET THE REAL GROWN UPS PLAY!

yBunny: Hyung isn’t that a little mean?

SmokingDancer: Yeah. What if he actually got sad?

TheHOTHeeHee: Well then go and comfort him, s!

HandsomeGamer: Bunny your turn

yBunny: okay… I am cute?

TheHOTHeeHee: WTF

HandsomeGamer: LAAAAAAAME~

VisualSiwon: Sorry was in the bathroom what has happened?

SmokingDancer: Donghae got sad and left and Sungmin hyung just asked a dumb question =.=

VisualSiwon: I see. Will anyone go and see if Donghae hyung is okay?

HandsomeGamer: disagree

TheHOTHeeHee: disagree

yBunny: WHAT THE HELL?!

VisualSiwon: Okay, I’ll go myself then

 

VisualSiwon is now offline

 

SmokingDancer: Agree

HandsomeGamer: Hyuk! What the hell!

yBunny: Thanks Hyuk *hugs tight*

TheHOTHeeHee: DAMMIT TAKE THAT BACK OR YOU SHALL FACE MY WRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATH!!!!!

SmokingDancer: Gulp! Disagree, sorry hyung!

yBunny: Noooooooooo! *hits you*

SmokingDancer: OUCH why did you do that?!

yBunny: This is stupid…

 

yBunny is now offline

Hankyung is online

 

Hankyung: Hey guys!

TheHOTHeeHee: HANKYUNG!

SmokingDancer: Hi~ ^-^

HandsomeGamer: Why is your name just Hankyung? O.o

SmokingDancer: yeah… would be nice with something more creative *-*

Hankyung: I’m not stupid

TheHOTHeeHee: ARE YOU SAYING I’M STUPID!!!!

Hankyung: Why don’t you have your own names?

HandsomeGamer: Cuz I know I’m handsome and everyone else should know that too…?

TheHOTHeeHee: CUZ I’M HOOOOOOOT YOU STUPID CHINA MAAAAN!!

Hankyung: I’m handsome too but I don’t need to have a username to prove that… that’s retarded =____=

TheHOTHeeHee: IT’S SOOOO NOOOOOOOOT!

Hankyung: Kinda…

SmokingDancer: But it’s fun!

Hankyung: Okay just saying

TheHOTHeeHee: STOP SAYING STUFF THEN!

Hankyung: *shrug*

TheHOTHeeHee: DID YOU JUST SHRUG ME??!?!?!?!?

Hankyung: *shrug* …

TheHOTHeeHee: HE SHRUGGED ME

HandsomeGamer: Oh, stop it hyung. Anyhow Eunhyuk your turn

SmokingDancer: Alrighto! Um…

TheHOTHeeHee: DON’T YOU DARE TAKE ALL DAY!

SmokingDancer: OKAY GEEEZ Heechul hyung screams too much

Hankyung: Agree

TheHOTHeeHee: WHAT THE IMMA KICK ALL YA ES’ ASSES BACK TO THE 80’S

HandsomeGamer: Why the 80’s? O.o

TheHOTHeeHee: JUST NA”%”¤&)=)=#%”#)%”?`=?`!(?)#/?)¤)?)#%)!/#)¤&(!%#&”

HandsomeGamer: Yeah, but the 80’s?

TheHOTHeeHee: ¤”%&/%!!)=#/=%##())&//”&)&)=”&GHJG/VE%#%#(%)”%)”(%

Hankyung: Dramaqueen much?

TheHOTHeeHee: I AM NO SUCH THING!

HandsomeGamer: Totally not, hyung… *rolls eyes*

TheHOTHeeHee: DID YOU JUST ROLL YOUR EYES AT ME?!!! YOU ”&¤/&%(#/&!!

HandsomeGamer: *shrug*

TheHOTHeeHee: YOU DID NOT JUST SHRUG AT MWWE!!!

HandsomeGamer: And now hyung can’t spell… getting bad eye sight?

TheHOTHeeHee: WHAT THE HELL KYU!!! IT WAS A ING TYPO!

GD: OH SNAP! HE’S CALLING YOU OUT DAWG!

GD, you do remember to stay with the script, right?

TheHOTHeeHee: OH HELL NO!

GD: Are you going to let him get away with this?

Hankyung: How the did you log on without actually LOGGING ON?!

GD: You’re missing the point.

yBunny: What’s the point?

Hankyung: *repeating earlier question with added exclamation marks*

HandsomeGamer: EVERYONE SHUT UP! I’m calling Heechul out!

TheHOTHeeHee: DID YOU JUST DISRESPECT ME?!!!!! ¤&/&%¤&/()OYT!

HandsomeGamer: Perhaps. *shrug*

TheHOTHeeHee: O.O YOU DID NOT JUST-

GD: YOU’RE ALL MISSING THE POINT!

GD! I told you it was VERY important that you stuck to th-

yBunny: Which is…?

GD: Precisly.

HandsomeGamer: I’m afraid the point is forever lost. And since we don’t have a priest, we can’t resurrect it… D’:

SmokingDancer: We have Siwon…

HandsomeGamer: I said preist, not religious moron.

SmokingDancer: Oh… I must’ve misheard you.

Hankyung: How do you mishear over CHAT?!

HandsomeGamer: Shut up, Hankyung. You’re useless, just like a Lore-Master that won’t heal in game characters!

FriedFishy: What the hell is a Lore-Master?

Hankyung: Would everyone just shut up about it?

yBunny: What’s ‘it’?

TheHOTHeeHee: Hankyung! Not in front of the children!

FriedFishy: I dun get it…

HandsomeGamer: That’s cuz you’re a good boy.

GD: Sorry baby, I’m a bad boy and you’re a good girl *continues to sing ‘Bad Boy’*

FriedFishy: I’m not a girl -.-

GD: You’re my lay-lay-lay-laaady ;)

GD!

SmokingDancer: He’s not a girl…

HandsomeGamer: So you admit that he’s your man?

SmokingDancer: WTF?! NO!!

FriedFishy: *gasp* What are you talking about?! I thought we had something special!

SmokingDancer: Dafuq… I’ve already explained, several times, that it’s JUST FANSERVICE!

FriedFishy: H-how c-could you?! Is our whole relationship based on lies?!

SmokingDancer: I-

FriedFishy: IS IT?!

Hankyung: How do you interrupt each other in CHAT?!

SmokingDancer: Listen, Danghoe-

FriedFishy: NOW YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW MY NAME?!

SmokingDancer: IT WAS A ING TYPO! CALM THE DOWN!

HandsomeGamer: Not that I enjoy upsetting you… Or actually, that was a lie… However, that’s not the point-

GD: MY BELOVED POINT!

yBunny: WHICH IS…?!!!!!

HandsomeGamer: HOWEVER! You do realize that you just called Donghae a danged hoe… Whatever ‘danged’ means…

VisualSiwon: Who’s Danghoe?

TheHOTHeeHee: Apparently, it’s GD’s girlfriend.

GD: I thought you were my girlfriend ;)

TheHOTHeeHee: No, you left me for Danghoe.

SmokingDancer: IT WAS A TYPO!

FriedFishy: But I love you Hyukkie… *sob*

GD: Hoe, is that how you felt the entire time?!

FriedFishy: I’m NOT your girlfriend!

VisualSiwon: So, let me get this straight; Donghae’s a transvestite e?

FriedFishy: NO!

TheHOTHeeHee: YES!

All: …

FriedFishy: And I still love you, Hyukkie!

SmokingDancer: Dang- I mean Donghae, you know I’m dating a dancestudio.

TheHOTHeeHee: WHAT?!

yBunny: *dreamy sigh* How I wish I was that dancestudio…

HandsomeGamer: NO MORE FANSERVICE!

yBunny: Oh, sorry. Got a bit carried away there… could’ve gone ba-

Hankyung: Why didn’t you just tell him you’re not gay?

yBunny: Ignored… *sigh*

SmokingDancer: Because I’m not sure… But that’s besides the point.

GD: THE P-

All: NO!

GD: Geeez, no need to yell =.=

FriedFishy: But why date a dancestudio when you can have me?!

SmokingDancer: Tell him, Kyu.

HandsomeGamer: Because girls are smelly.

SmokingDancer: *nods* He’s right, they are.

FriedFishy: Oh yeah? Well I think dancestudios are smelly!

SmokingDancer: Get out.

FriedFishy: But I-

SmokingDancer: GET! OUT!

 

FriedFishy got out.

 

Once upon a time there was a beautiful transvestite called DangHoe. And s/he wa-

Hankyung: Where the is that text coming from?!

TheHOTHeeHee: I’m writing it, silly :D

As I was about to say: Danghoe lived a happy life with his/her pimp, the monkey, but little did s/he know that-

yBunny: Shut up, Taemin!

Taemin: Huh? Oh, hey hyungs! ^^

Hankyung: Oh my God! How did you get here?! Why do people keep logging in without logging in?!

 

FriedFishy is now crying online.

 

VisualSiwon: Don’t saith the Lord’s name in vain, o thou weak of spirit.

yBunny: What Lord?

GD: Kira?

SmokingDancer: Darth Vader?

FriedFishy: Voldemort?

Taemin: KEY?! :D

Key: Yes?

Hankyung: You’ve got to be ing kidding me!

But little did Hankyung know that-

Hankyung: Little did Heechul know that if he does not stop this foolishness at once, the Lord will strike down upon him with vengeance and furious anger!

Little did- Waaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

 

TheHOTHeeHee is struck offline.

 

VisualSiwon: YES! Finally! A proof of our Lord almighty.

Taemin: Key? :D

Key: YES?! What is it?

Taemin: Umma?

Leeteuk: Yes?

Hankyung: *banging head against wall*

yBunny: I think he meant Key…

Leeteuk: Oh… Bye then :D

 

Leeteuk is now putting Ryewook to bed offline.

 

HandsomeGamer: It’s nine pm… =___=

Taemin: Actually, I meant Leeteuk.

Key: WHAT?!

Taemin: …

Key: I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DANCE BATTLE! IMMEDIATLEY!

 

Key is now dancing offline.
Taemin is now winning offline.

 

Little did the text that explains who’s on- and offline (though it’s missed a few times *glares pointedly*) know, that-

Hankyung: THE HELL HEECHUL?!

TheHOTHeeHee: The Lord’s vengeance and furious anger isn’t as bad as one might suspect.

VisualSiwon: O.O NOOOOOOO~! STAND BACK FOUL DEMON!

yBunny: What’s a demon?

SmokingDancer: A creature of the night.

TheHOTHeeHee: Sooooo… Danghoe? :D

FriedFishy: I’m not a hoe!

HandsomeGamer: Calm, kitty.

GD, please get to the point alre-

GD: THE POINT!

yBunny: What point?

You are ignoring me now aren’t you?

GD: Naturally.

FriedFishy: …Still, not a kitty!

HandsomeGamer: Shut up, fluffy.

yBunny: Yeah, shut up Taemin.

Taemin: Guys! I’m doing a dance-off! Can’t talk!

 

Taemin has samba’d offline.

 

FriedFishy: You mean Fluffy from Harry Potter? Cause I’m not a dog. Or a hoe. Or a cat. Or a . Or a . Or a monkey. Or a . Or a piece of lint. Not even a fish, and not a midget.

HandsomeGamer: You have to admit though, you’re short.

SmokingDancer: …Dude, we haven’t even called you any of those besides the first four…

FriedFishy: I know, I just wanted to make myself clear.

All: Ahh…

yBunny: So that’s the point!

GD: No, it just passed us, running in that generrall direction. *pointing south*

Little did the point know, that-

SmokingDancer: That’s east, you moron!

Hankyung: How the do you know where he’s pointing?!

GD: Oh, sorry… *pointing east*

HandsomeGamer: How did you know where he was pointing?

Hankyung: I JUST ASKED THAT!!!

SmokingDancer: He’s standing right next to me.

Hankyung: ¤/(=)(/&!”#¤%&/()=```&%¤##”!!

FriedFishy: ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME?!

SmokingDancer: -.- We were NEVER TOGETHER!

TheHOTHeeHee: *GASP!*

All: …

TheHOTHeeHee: What?! Can’t a man gasp in peace?

GD: Not without a license!

TheHOTHeeHee: Damn… Mine just went out…

Hankyung: Are you going insane? Is that’s what happening?

yBunny: You can borrow mine, hyung!

HandsomeGamer: Isn’t that illegal?

All (except Hankyung): *gasp*

Hankyung: Wh- How- Wha- … *banging head against table*

All: …

HandsomeGamer: Who’s ‘All’ anyway?

yBunny: I think it’s Hankyung.

Hankyung: I just wrote something… When I write, it says Hankyung… You moron….

VisualSiwon: DO NOT DISRESPECT ZHE FÜHRER! OR WE SHALL BE FORCED ZO SHOOT YOU IN ZHE KNEECAPS!

HandsomeGamer: Ouch…

SmokingDancer: Siwon, did you press CapsLock without thinking about it again? Or should I say, zinking about it?

All: Hahahahahah!

yBunny: Good one!

Hankyung: =.= You’re all morons… And stop acting like offensive stereotypes. And stop speaking German!

yBunny: What’s a stereotype?

TheHOTHeeHee: Shut up, mommy and daddy are talking.

yBunny: Are you my mother?!

Leeteuk: Yes?

GD: Luke, I am your father!

*dumbstruck*

Luke: I thought Anakin was my father…

GD: No, that was all a lie.

Luke: OMG! Is this how Donghae felt?!

FriedFishy: YES! Finally someone who understands!

Luke: I’ve always been there for you.

FriedFishy: But why?

Luke: Because I am… I am your brother! *reaches out dramatically*

Little did the viewers know that the thrilling conclusion could be seen as soon as next-

Hankyung: SHUT THE UP YOU FUZZBAG!

TheHOTHeeHee: You couldn’t just let me finish this one sentence, could you? Huh?

VisualSiwon: So, GD’s new transvestite, e girlfriend is actually his son?

yBunny: I’m not quite buying this whole Luke being Danghoe’s brother thing…

Hankyung: Not buying it?! NOT BUYING IT?! But that GD is Luke’s father makes perfect sense to you?!

yBunny: Yes, it’s much more believable.

Hankyung: *banging head against the crimson soaked wall*

HandsomeGamer: Ouch…

Luke: Then when is the family reunion?

GD: Shut up, mommy and daddy are talking.

Hankyung: I’m not anyone’s daddy!

HandsomeGamer: Of course not, silly, you’re the mommy! :D

Hankyung: I AM NO SUCH THING!

Luke: But… then who’s my mother?!

GD: That will forever be a mystery, son.

SmokingDancer: Really? You’re THAT much of a ?

GD: …

yBunny: I FINALLY FIGURED IT OUT!

TheHOTHeeHee: Let’s hear it then! :D

yBunny: It’s simple really. Danghoe and Donghae are two different people and-

SmokingDancer: IT WAS A TYPO YOU LOONY!

yBunny: SHUT UP TAEMIN!

Taemin: GUYS! I’m kind of in the middle of something here!

 

Taemin has tango’d offline.

 

But little did Taemin know that this wasn’t the Argentine tango and-

yBunny: STOP INTERRUPTING ME!

TheHOTHeeHee: Now you see how annoying it is to never be able to complete a sentence!

yBunny: You’re right, hyung… I’m deeply sorry if I have ever offended you by doing something as disrespectful. *bowes*

TheHOTHeeHee: Don’t worry, Minnie, I know you would never do something like that. Hankyung on the other h-

Hankyung: SHUT UP!

TheHOTHeeHee: SEE?! SEE!!! He did it again!

HandsomeGamer: Ouch…

GD: Not that I’m complaining, but can you say anything other than ‘Ouch’?

HandsomeGamer: I will if you shut up.

GD: …

HandsomeGamer: Well-

GD: BOMSHAKALAKA!

HandsomeGamer: That didn’t last long…

Luke: The two of you quarrel just like a real couple! Kyuhyun! Mother!

Leeteuk: Yes?

Key: I’m the Umma around here!

Taemin: Hyung! You can’t just walk out on our dance-off!

Key: HOW DARE YOU CALL YOUR UMMA HYUNG!

Leeteuk: Kids these days, no manners.

 

Leeteuk and Key is now discussing naughty children offline.

 

Taemin: Then… Who’s the Umma?

GD: Taemin! I am your father!

*facepalm*

Taemin: Daddy! I finally found you~! *hugs tightly*

GD: Wait… Who the are you?

Taemin: …But…I’m your child!

GD: That doesn’t say much…

Taemin: What do you mean?! Daddy!

GD: Well… You see, I have quite a lot of kids…

SmokingDancer: Like…?

GD: T.O.P, Yesung, KangIn, SungMin, HeeChul, LeeTeuk, Hankyung (my favourite)

Hankyung: I’m not your son -.-

GD: That’s right, you’re adopted!

All: *gasp!*

Luke: Taemin! I am your brother!

yBunny: Still doesn’t sound right…

Taemin: But that must mean that GD is my father! Happy day!

GD: No. It means that Kyuhyun is your mother.

SCRIPT!

HandsomeGamer: I am no one’s mother.

SCRIPT!

GD: I’M DON’T CARE ABOUT YOUR SCRIPT! IT WAS BAD!

YOU DIDN’T EVEN READ IT!

GD: YES I DID!

HandsomeGamer: Clearly, you didn’t.

GD: You don’t even know what I’m talking about!

HandsomeGamer: When you’re talking with yourself I have every right to contradict you!

Taemin: You’re arguing just like a couple! My Umma and Appa ^^

GD: Taemin! I am not your father! And stop touching me, you strange boy!

Taemin: I’m not touching you o.o

GD: Oh… Then stop touching me, Hyukkie! *pointing at Hyukkie*

SmokingDancer: That’s the doorknob, baby…

GD: Oh… You’re right! *pointing at doorknob*

FriedFishy: O.O HYUKKIE! This has to stop! I’m breaking up with you!

HandsomeGamer: About time…

SmokingDancer: WE WERE NEVER TOGETHER!

GD: I-

SCRIPT!

GD: NO!

SmokingDancer: See? Someone agrees with me!

SCRIPT! GD! Stick to THE SCRIPT!!!

GD: NO!

SmokingDancer: WHAT?! But I thought we had something special! *slaps*

HandsomeGamer: Ouch…

yBunny: Déjà-bu…

VisualSiwon: Déjà-V!u…

Hankyung: No wonder you fail at French…

yBunny: Déjà-V!u…

TheHOTHeeHee: It’s –vu, without the ‘!’...!

-.-‘’ S.C.R.I.P.T. What does that spell?

GD: Cake.

SmokingDancer: Yeah, you can’t spell Déjà-vu without cake.

yBunny: Déjà-C!ake-vu?

All: *epic facepalm*

Indeed, indeed.

GD: Author!

Yes?

GD: Get the out! You’re ruining the story!

*le gasp* Without me, no one would read this!

GD: O.O There are people reading this crap?!

I most certainly hope so.

GD: BUT! That’s… It’s… Just… NO!

Hankyung: Who are you talking to?

HandsomeGamer: And where are your children?

GD: You mean-

SCRIPT!

GD: *ignores* OUR children? :D

HandsomeGamer: I told you I’m not the mother.

GD: Did you really use birthcontrol? I never believed you when you said that…

HandsomeGamer: We never had . At least not that I recall.

GD: Oh… That was just my dream then. Go figure.

yBunny: So… My theory is correct? Danghoe is really the mother?

FriedFishy: NO!

This needs to stop!

GD: Indeed, I deem this an atrocity! A sham! An outrage! A phony! A bluff! A scam!

Excuse me?

GD: I demand that you end this story!

Fine, it’s getting out of hand anyway…

yBunny: Who the are you talking to?

Hankyung: Shut up!

yBunny: Yeah, shut up Taemin!

Taemin: Grrrr! This has been the worst day ever! First I don’t have a father, then I do, and then I don’t! AGAIN!

 

Taemin rages offline.

yBunny smiles happily offline.

 

HandsomeGamer: STARCRAFT FINALLY WORKS! Bye es!

 

HandsomeGamer is now on a killing rampage offline.

 

Hankyung: I’m getting tired, bye Heechul.

TheHOTHeeHee: NOOOOO! Don’t leave m-

 

Hankyung is now ignoring Heechul offline.

 

TheHOTHeeHee: YOU ?(=/)&(%/&/=(?/&)%(/¤&/%(&)=/&)%(/¤%!!!!!

 

TheHOTHeeHee is now striken with vengeance and furious anger offline.

 

GD… This would never had happened had you followed the script…

GD: Yeah, yeah…

-.-‘ You only had one line! How could you screw this up?!

GD: I just never found quite the right time to say it.

Evedently… Well, this charade is finally over. Thank you for staying with me until the very end. Have a pleasant evening, bye~

 

Author is now sighing offline.

 

VisualSiwon: Hello? Anybody here? I was in the bathroom…

GD: FYI; Bomshakalaka!

VisualSiwon: Excuse me?

GD: Drop it on me! *peace sign*

 

GD out.

 

VisualSiwon: What the hell, man?! WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. HELL?!?!?!!!!!!!

 

THE END!