HandsomeGamer – Kyuhyun

Hankyung – Hankyung

TheHOTHeeHee – Heechul

yBunny – Sungmin

SmokingDancer – Eunhyuk

FriedFishy – Donghae

BackFromTheArmy – Kangin

AngelLeader – Leeteuk

VisualSiwon – Siwon

Wookie – Ryeowook

CookieMuncher – Yesung

AmazingRapper – Shindong

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VisualSiwon: Sorry, I was in the bathroom. Did I miss anything?

 

*30 seconds of silence*

 

VisualSiwon: Hello? Guys?!

 

VisualSiwon is now going to church offline.
(Siwon has a very short attention span.)

 

Wookie: Hello everyone ^-^

yBunny: Wookie!

Wookie: How was your day, Minnie~?

yBunny: It was good ^^ How are you doing, Wookie?

Wookie: Well… I’m good, I guess.

yBunny: You guess?! What’s wrong?!

Wookie: I’m kinda depressed…

 

Hankyung is now online.

 

Hankyung: I see the on- offline text is working again! : )

BackFromTheArmy: No… No it isn’t…

Hankyung: Oh.

 

*five minutes of silence*

 

BackFromTheArmy: So, how are you guys doing?

Hankyung: I’m fine, thank you for asking.

yBunny: I’m totally fine and okay and happy and the world is just a wonderful place full of rainbows! :D OMG A FLYING PINK ELEPHANT!

Wookie: I’m depressed!

yBunny: And how are you Appa-poo? :)

BackFromTheArmy: Don’t call me poo… I’m good. Now tell Appa why you’re depressed, Wookie.

Wookie: I can’t help but feel that GD’s death is all my fault! *wails, like when you sing*

AngelLeader: Sweetheart! That’s wrong, we’re all to blame for the tragic death of THE G-Dragon.

BackFromTheArmy: Isn’t it Donghae’s fault though? He’s the one who killed him.

AngelLeader: As the leader, Umma and the wisest; I say it was everyone’s fault!

TheHOTHeeHee: Who said you were the wisest?

Hankyung: I have to agree with Heechul.

AngelLeader: *ignores both* Every.Body’s.Fault.

Wookie: *gasp* But I don’t want to go to jail!

yBunny: Don’t worry, Wookie, you’re no-

BackFromTheArmy: You’ll be alright, as long as you don’t drop the soap. Never.Drop.The.Soap.

Wookie: But I dropped the soap when I was showering this morning!

AngelLeader: *panics* OMG! KANGIN! HELP OUR POOR CHILD!

HandsomeGamer: The hell man… He just dropped the soap.

AngelLeader: *ignores* Get over there and teach him how NOT to drop the soap!

HandsomeGamer: Now you’re ignoring me too?! You do know you’re ignoring thre- two people!

Hankyung: *clears throat*

HandsomeGamer: Two people and a hankyung!

BackFromTheArmy: I’ll be right over!

Wookie: But I don’t want to take another shower! And I really don’t want you two to watch me shower!

AngelLeader: I’m your Umma! I’m supposed to watch that kind of things!

BackFromTheArmy: I’m your Appa! I’m supposed to help Teukkie. With everything…

HandsomeGamer: And that includes watching your “children” shower?

CookieMuncher: I’m your brother, I should also be there.

BackFromTheArmy: No…

CookieMuncher: And I’m bringing a camera! :D

AmazingRapper: You’re not going to put it on YouTube, are you?

CookieMuncher: No! This is just for me :D And InstaGram, and Twitter… And maybe Facebook.

HandsomeGamer: Creeeeeeepy~

CookieMuncher: *ignores*

HandsomeGamer: ARGH! Don’t you get that you’re ignoring two very y and important people?!

Hankyung: Hurm-hurm.

HandsomeGamer: And a hankyung!

TheHOTHeeHee: I dunno, Hankyung can be pretty y when he wants too.

HandsomeGamer: ONE very y and important person, a hankyung and a heechul!

TheHOTHeeHee: ARE YOU CALLING ME OUT????!!!!!

HandsomeGamer: *ignores*

TheHOTHeeHee: OMG! I’m being ignored by the ignored!!!

Hankyung: I’m not-

TheHOTHeeHee: Shut up, Taemin.

Taemin: *ignores*

TheHOTHeeHee: I’m down… On the lowest of low scales on the ladder of ignor-

Wookie: So, I’m not to blame?

BackFromTheArmy: Now you dropped the soap! Ignorant child! Pick it up and start over. *pointing demandingly at soap*

HandsomeGamer: …Is no one going to point out that he’d pointing east?

AngelLeader: *ignores* You know you can’t talk and hold a soap at the same time!

Hankyung: Don’t you mean write instead of talk?

AngelLeader: *ignores* Even I have problem holding soap and wri- talking at the same time. *drops soap* See? It’s VERY difficult!

CookieMuncher: Hey! Wookie, smile to the camera and dance to Sorry Sorry!

Wookie: *obediently dances* Sorry, sor- *drops soap* NOOOOOOOO~! Not again T.T

BackFromTheArmy: Ignorant child! When holding soap you may only dance to Mr. Simple!

Wookie: Bwara, Mr. Simpl- *soap flies away* TT^TT

VisualSiwon: OUCH! Who the threw a soap at me?!

AngelLeader: SIWON! What are you doing in the bathroom?!

VisualSiwon: I’m always here… Haven’t you noticed?

BackFromTheArmy: IGNORANT CHILD! You’re supposed to hold the soap in your other hand! *scolds* And you, Siwon! While on the toilet you have to dance Don’t Don!

VisualSiwon: How on earth do you dance whilst pooping?

Wookie: ARGH! My innocent eyes! And ears! And other…body parts?

Junho: You can’t really call yourself innocent when five people have seen you , and put it on Twitter…

Wookie: FIVE?! I thought there were only four…

Junho: … *leaves bathroom*

AngelLeader: Siwon, dear sweet child, why are you always in the bathroom?

VisualSiwon: I practically live in here…

Wookie: Oh, so that’s why the tent was here… *grilling marshmallows with right hand over open fire*

BackFromTheArmy: Ignorant child! You may only grill marshmallows with your left hand whilst dancing Mr. Simple when you hold the soap!

AngelLeader: You shouldn’t be so hard on him, you know how hard it is to listen and hold the soap at the same time.

Hankyung: Don’t you mean read?

AngelLeader: *ignores* And Siwon, why are you living in the bathroom?

VisualSiwon: It’s because of my disagreement with Dang- I mean Donghae.

AngelLeader: I thought you agreed with Dong- I mean Danghoe.

VisualSiwon: I meant my disagreement with you for disagreeing with Danghoe!

FriedFishy (who is now online): *twitch*

HandsomeGamer: I get what the hankyung means with the text being annoying now…

Wookie: *ignores* Umma! Is Da- I mean Donghae responsible for GD’s death?

FriedFishy: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!

SmokingDancer: Well, you kind of killed h- AAAAAWAAAAAOOOOOUUUUUAAAAÜÜÜÜ!! ÅÅÅ GROST IN MY FIIIR!! THERE’S A GROST IN MY FIIR! A GROST IN THE FIIR!!!

HandsomeGamer: Excuse me?

SmokingDancer: *ignores* A GROST!

AngelLeader: …What?

BackFromTheArmy: Are you speaking German? We’re in Korea, you’re supposed to speak English. But only when you hold the soap by your left ear. I mean, left… Right, finger. Ear.

SmokingDancer: GHOST! THERE’S A GHOST IN MY DOOR!

All: Oh!

SmokingDancer: I think you’re taking this too lightly, THERE’S A GHOST IN MY DOOR!

Hankyung: In your door? How? Is the upper half inside your room and the lower part outside? Or is it on top of your door? Maybe in the doorway? Did you let the ghost in or is it still outside?

SmokingDancer: *ignores* A GHOST I- AAAAAAAUUUUUOOOOPPPPPPPAAAAAÖ! Hello guys :D

AngelLeader: Hyukkie? You there?

SmokingDancer: NO! It’s GD XD I’m back, baby!

CookieMuncher: I thought you were dead!

SmokingDancer: No, no! I’m very much alive.

FriedFishy: Why would you think he was dead?

SmokingDancer: Hmnhmnhmnhhh!

FriedFishy: Huh? GD?

SmokingDancer: Na, that was Huykkie!

AngelLeader: Could somebody please translate?

Taemin: I CAN!

AngelLeader: Any other takers? *trying desperately*

Kai: I can! :D

Wookie: Who are you?

Kai: Kai!

yBunny: Kai-Bai-Bo!

Kai: From the band EXO!

yBunny: OMFG! THAT RHYMES!

HandsomeGamer: …neat…

Wookie: WAIT! I’m still holding the soap! I wasn’t prepared!

AngelLeader: Go for it then! :D

Kai: He said “Careless, careless, shoot anonymous, anonymous.”

 

*five minutes of silence*

 

Kai: No wait, that’s the lyrics to our new song Mama, by ours I mean EXO’s!

AmazingRapper: DON’T WATCH IT!

AngelLeader: No advertisement!

Kai: Fine, he said “I’m tied to a chair and I think GD’s gonna me.”

AngelLeader: Oh, that makes sense. Just remind him to keep a close eye on the soap.

 

*five minutes of silence*

 

AngelLeander: WAIT! DID YOU SAY HE WAS TIED UP?!

Kai: Yes.

AngelLeader: Alright, just making sure.

SmokingDancer: Hmnhmnhmnhmnh!

Kai: “Heartless, mindless. No one. Who care about me~!”*wails, still as in singing*

HandsomeGamer: Whaaaa? But you weren’t here the first time someone wailed, as in singing! How can you ‘still’ do it when you weren’t here the first time?!

Kai: *ignores* Ops.. Still lyrics…

AngelLeader: I SAID NO ADVERTISMENT! If it happens again we’ll have to fire you and hire Minho.

Kai: Yes, I meant to say “Help me! I’m being dragged to his truck!”

FriedFishy: Hyukkie! Where is he taking you?!

SmokingDancer: Hmnhmnhm- None of your *hic* business! And Hyukkie! No texting in the phone!

AngelLeader: Are you drunk?

SmokingDancer: I MEAN THE CAR!

 

*just silence*

 

SmokingDancer: Maybe a bit tipsy… *grin*

BackFromTheArmy: AND YOU’RE DRIVING?! With which car, I mean hand, are you holding the soap?

SmokingDancer: Hmnhmnhmnhmn!

AngelLeader: KAI!

Kai: Bai-Bo! :D

AmazingRapper: THAT’S ADVERTISEMENT!

Wookie: I’m still holding the soap! Give me a few minutes!

Kai: Naw, I’m just kidding. He said “It’s in the soap-holder!”

Kai: B-

AmazingRapper: That’s it! OUT! *throws Kai (Bai-BO! :D) out*

SmokingDancer: Hmnhmn- Give me that, babe, I said no texting in the phone!

AngelLeader: Minho! Come here and translate!

Hankyung: How the hell is he supposed to hear or see that?!

Minho: Yes, Umma?

Key: Grrrrr…

FriedFishy: Hey Minho! :D

AngelLeader: Now help us translate Hyukkie’s mumbling!

Minho: Donghae, I love you!

FriedFishy: He said that?! *overjoyed* I knew I’d win his affection someday!

CookieMuncher: I thought you weren’t in love with him…

FriedFishy: I changed my mind!

CookieMuncher: …

SmokingDancer: Hmnhmnhmnhmn!

Minho: Donghae, please be mine!

CookieMuncher: Why is Hyukkie talking about this when being kidnapped by GD?

FriedFishy: OF COURSE! I love you with all my heart! <3333

Minho: Yes! I knew you felt the same <3 ^^

AngelLeader: But he didn’t say anything… Are you really translating?

Minho: Huh? Translating what?

FriedFishy: You mean Hyukkie said none of that?! *sniff sniff*

Minho: Hyukkie?! I thought you loved me?! T.T

AmazingRapper: THAT’S ADVERTISEMENT! *throws out*

AngelLeader: …yeah… *sigh* I hoped it wouldn’t have to come to this… Taemin?

Taemin: YES! Hyukkie said “GD’s taking me to the airport” and then “We’re going to Sweden.”

FriedFishy: *crying to himself*

BackFromTheArmy: What the hell is a sweden? Some kind of animal? Or chair? OR SOAP?!

Hankyung: Why would you fly to a kind of soap? Tell me that Kangin…

yBunny: It’s a country where polar bears and , blonde women roam the streets.

SmokingDancer: BLONDE POLAR BEARS AND WOMEN?!

yBunny: That’s not what I said…

SmokingDancer: POLAR BEARS AND NOSY LADIES?! That sounds wonderful! Pilot! Drive faster!

Pilot: Ja, herrn.

yBunny: Huh? Sure… Hyukkie, how are you doing?

SmokingDancer: Hmnhmnhmnhmn!

AngelLeader: Well? Taemin?

Taemin: I can’t translate this!

AngelLeader: Why not? He’s saying the exact same thing as all the other times when you could translate!

Taemin: This time he said it with a strange accent! Probably Swedish…

AngelLeader: How do you ‘hmnhmnhmn’ in Swedish?

Taemin: You put in an ergh-kind of sound!

BackFromTheArmy: How in the name of soap do you know that?

Taemin: I’m right next to him ^^

CookieMuncher: What are you doing on a plane?

Taemin: Going to Japan :D

AngelLeader: It’s a plane to Sweden though…

Taemin: Ops…

Key: My baby is going to a country full of women?!

SmokingDancer: POLAR BEARS! :D

CookieMuncher: You do realize how creepy you sound right now?

yBunny: BUUURRRGHH!

Taemin: No, no, it’s ergh!

CookieMuncher: Swedes are strange…

Taemin: Ergh, is like the French Ҫa va.

BackFromTheArmy: A question and an answer?

Taemin: Yes.

yBunny: Ergh?

Wookie: Ergh ^^ *drops soap*

BackFromTheArmy: Ignorant child! You can’t answer questions whilst holding soap!

Taemin: Very good :D You’re fast learners.

SmokingDancer: Speaking of fast… DRIVE FASTER!

Pilot: Jag kan inte…

SmokingDancer: Hmnhmnhmn!

Taemin: That I understood! :D

AngelLeader: Let’s hear it then!

Taemin: “Please don’t let him drag me into the airplane toilet!”

 

*five minutes of ignorance (that wasn’t a typo, they’re all stupid…)*

 

HandsomeGamer: What?! That text is really getting on my nerves…

 

*ignores*

 

HandsomeGamer: T.T

TheHOTHeeHee: Naw, it’ll be okay Kyu-

HandsomeGamer: *ignores*

TheHOTHeeHee: *gasp* I was just being nice!

All: *mind blown*

AngelLeader: Kyu! How dare you ignore him when he’s nice?! It only happens once every ten years.

HandsomeGamer: Then you won’t live to see it again!

Nelson: Ha-ha! *points*

AngelLeader: I’m not that old… T.T

TheHOTHeeHee: Ha-ha! ^-^

AngelLeader: Alright, now you can ignore him again.

TheHOTHeeHee: TTATT

AngelLeader: And I’m not old…

BackFromTheArmy: We know, you’re just… not that young…

AngelLeader: You’re so sleeping on the couch tonight…

Wookie: So, the two of you are a couple?

AngelLeader: Yeah…

CookieMuncher: I thought hyung was in love with GD…

HandsomeGamer: Which hyung?

AngelLeader: *ignores* Well, yeah, but since he’s dead I took the next best thing.

SmokingDancer and BackFromTheArmy: HEY!

SmokingDancer: I’m not dead!

yBunny: *ignores* When Kangin’s away can I sleep with you, Umma? ^^

SmokingDancer: You mean as in-

AngelLeader: NO! GD! NO!

SmokingDancer: Not one for , are you?

AngelLeader: No!

SmokingDancer: Oh… You should’ve said that earlier.

AngelLeader: …What?

SmokingDancer: Leeteuk, I am…

 

*five minutes of dramatic silence*
(Music by Mozart)
(No, it’s Beethoven.)
(Oh, I was pretty sure it was Mozart.)
(Might’ve been Brel…)
(It was Picasso! Picasso I tell you! He was the one!)

 

Hankyung: HE WAS A PAINTER!

 

(*ignores*)
(Shut up, Taemin!)

 

Taemin: T.T Why does everyone hate me?

SmokingDancer: …your brother!

AmazingRapper: Whose brother?

SmokingDancer: Leeteuk.

AmazingRapper: What about him?

SmokingDancer: I’m his brother.

CookieMuncher: No, you’re not.

SmokingDancer: Oh… I thought that was what I was about to say…

yBunny: Well, no one really cares anymore.

Wookie: Shut up, Taemin.

Taemin: OMG! Why do you hate me?!

AngelLeader: You’re not doing your job! You’re supposed to translate!

Taemin: But Hyukkie hasn’t said anything!

SmokingDancer: Actually, he’s said quite a lot. He just hasn’t written it down.

BackFromTheArmy: You’re next to him on the plane! You’re supposed to tell us everything he says! About soap.

Taemin: But he’s in the bathroom.

FriedFishy: Grrr…

Taemin: Alone. GD’s next to me, out here.

SmokingDancer: Very close next to him ;)

Key: OMG! MY POOR BABY!

AngelLeader: I thought you weren’t a e.

SmokingDancer: Right… *scoots awat*

BackFromTheArmy: You mean away?

SmokingDancerr: Nope…

BackFromTheArmy: And now you mean Dancer with one r?

 

Nope.

 

Hankyung: This is getting out of-

TheHOTHeeHee: FOOT!

HandsomeGamer: You mean-

SmokingDancer: LEG-WARMERS!

Hankyung: …hand… you moron.

SmokingDancer: *ignores* We’re in Sweden! And they’re all wearing leg-warmers!

yBunny: The women?

SmokingDancer: No! The men, children and polar bears. The women are all …

Taemin: I’m getting frozen just from looking at them!

Key: ARGH! GD I DEMAND THAT YOU COVER MY BABY’S EYES!

SmokingDancer: Oh I could-

Key: ONLY THE EYES!

SmokingDancer: …fine… *covers eyes*

Taemin: That’s not my eyes…

All: O.O

Taemin: Calm down, he’s covering my ears… Although that is…

Key: Yes?

Taemin: I’m not allowed to use such language…

Key: O.O

SmokingDancer: Hmnhmnhmnhmn!

Taemin: “I’m being dragged to a hotel! Hopefully there will be a computer there!”

AngelLeader: …what?

Taemin: *shrugs* He didn’t write the last part, he just shouted it and now all the polar bears are looking at us…

CookieMuncher: How rude…

SmokingDancer: FINALLY! I’m able to write properly!

BackFromTheArmy: Huh? What the hell are you on about, GD?

SmokingDancer: It’s Eunhyuk, GD found his own computer.

GD: WAZZUP?! XD

SmokingDancer: Anyway! I’m finally able to write!

AngelLeader: What are you talking about sweetie, you’ve always been able to write, even when you were kidnapped by GD.

SmokingDancer: I was never kidnapped… Btw.

FriedFishy: YOU WASN’T?!

VisualSiwon: That’s grammatically incorrect…just…saying… *pats shoulder*

SmokingDancer: No, I was so happy when GD came back that we decided to take a trip just the two of us. And this is what I’ve been trying to tell you all along.

FriedFishy: WHY OH WHY CRUEL FATE?! *sobbing*

AngelLeader: Taemin, you’re the worst translator EVER!

Taemin: …

CookieMuncher: But if you weren’t kidnapped then how come you only wrote hmnhmnhmn?

SmokingDancer: Wookie changed the settings on my Iphone to Swedish! Everything I wrote came out as hmnhmnhmn!

yBunny: Then why didn’t you write in hangul?

SmokingDancer: When I tried it just said BÅRK BÅRK BÅRK or HÖRDIE BÖRDIE…

Wookie: Bless you ^^

SmokingDancer: I didn’t sneeze… Those are actual Swedish words…

yBunny: …what?

AngelLeader: Silly Hyukkie, that’s not Swedish! That’s pig-Latin!

BackFromTheArmy: Pigs don’t speak Latin! It’s a dead language… Only Siwon speaks those…

VisualSiwon: Actually, I don’t…

AngelLeader: I thought you took courses…

VisualSiwon: I do!

CookieMuncher: Then how come you can’t speak it?

VisualSiwon: It’s not my fault! It’s the fans and the damn teacher-

All: O.O

VisualSiwon: The ? Stop staring at me…

All: YOU SWORE! *points dramatically*

VisualSiwon: So?

All: YOU SWORE BY THE PRECIOUS! YOU SAID YOU’D PROTECT US! SMEEEEEEAAAAAAGOOOOL!

VisualSiwon: …My name’s isn’t Smeeeeeaaaaagooool, it’s Siwon… You bastards… Anyway, my teacher hates me. He is obviously jealous of my good looks and stunning appearance!

All: Oh.

 

*five minutes of swearing*

 

Taemin: YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

All: *glares* What?

Taemin: I meant that GD should stay out of the bathroom while Hyukkie’s there. I just chose to express it in a Lord of the Rings reference. You did it too… Why is it wrong when I do it?! *wails, not as in singing for once*

VisualSiwon: You’re not man enough for it…

Taemin: But I’m not a woman either! What on earth am I?!

GD: Well, you’re one of a kind… Just like me.

Taemin: Then that means I’m your son?!

GD: No, I deny you as my son! I deny your very existence! You’re nothing to me. Nothing, I tell you, nothing!

Taemin: *gasp* Daddy noooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOooooooooOoooooo~ Would you have me as a girl?

GD: No, I’m not into those.

Taemin: NOoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooBÅRK!oooooOOOOoo!

Key: Don’t become Swedish dear! Resist them and their Swedish-ness!

Taemin: But the polar bears are hördie cute ^^

Key: Yes, but the country is damned, an abomination in the eyes of man and god alike!

VisualSiwon: Praise the Lord! Jesus Christ SUPERSTAR!

All: *wails, as in growling* SHUUUUUUT UPPPPPPP!

VisualSiwon: Sorry, I was busy praying to the Lord (in the bathroom), did I miss anything.

AngelLeader: What are you hiding in there?

VisualSiwon: Other than Junho’s racist sunflower? Nothing.

GD: ANYWAY! Hyukkie! When are you coming back from the bathroom?

SmokingDancer: *mumbles* Never…

GD: What are you doing in there?!

SmokingDancer: Sleeping…

GD: What? Then you’re not in the bathroom?

SmokingDancer: *mumbles* Bed…room…bed….ngn…

Hankyung: Le ?! I meant, the…

HandsomeGamer: Now even the hankyung forgot it can erase and rewrite… We’re all going to Hell…

VisualSiwon: Except ME! :D

TheHOTHeeHee: I’m not going to church! EVER! And you can’t make me >:D

VisualSiwon: I’ve stopped trying. And you will go to hell, and I will laugh. LAUGH LOUDLY AS YOU BURN IN THE FLAMES OF LUCIFER!

Taemin: Her whisper is the Lucifer~! Lalalalalalalala

All: …

Taemin: I know, I know… Shut up, Taemin… *sulks in corner*

Key: My baby shut himself up! I’m so proud ^^ Finally he’s growing up and becoming a big-

GD: Mm… ;)

Key: *glares*

GD: Fine, I have Hyukkie…

FriedFishy: NOOOOOOoooOOOBÅ-ooooOOOOOOOO-RKOOOOOooooo!

 

*five minutes of O:ing*

 

GD: That was nice.

AngelLeader: What was?

GD: :D

SmokingDancer: You had with me while I was sleeping?!

GD: *wails, really high notes too!* SeeeeeeEEEEEeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEex~!

FriedFishy: YOU GD!

GD: Hyukkie just did ;)

SmokingDancer: I WAS ASLEEP! I can’t possibly have-

GD: But you did. And it was strange… And kind of uncomfortable… But I enjoyed it.

AngelLeader: Oh fudge, this is all going to CRAP!

BackFromTheArmy: To…crap? Huh?

VisualSiwon: You meant hell?

AngelLeader: No, crap.

Taemin: Hördie Bördie! Hyung put on some pants!

CookieMuncher: Are you using those Swedish words as curses now? That’s… abominative…abovinative…abomin…ituive…

Taemin: Maybe you should stick to Swedish hyung, you’re English is a bit off…

GD: ed off… I mean off… I mean what the ? What I’m saying is I like to …

All: Yes, we know!

GD: Teukkie~! I miss you!

AngelLeader: Aw! ^///^

GD: In bed! ;D

BackFromTheArmy: *twitch-y* Y! I TELL YOU! Y! SOAP!

SmokingDancer: GD?! YOU MISS LEETEUK?! You mean you just used me to get my attention?!

GD: AND IT WORKED!

HandsomeGamer: Hyukkie… Read what you just wrote aloud… And slowly.

SmokingDancer: TTATT

Key: Now I get where Taemin got the random shouting from…

BackFromTheArmy: SOAP!

Taemin: THE TREES ARE PRETTY ^^

Hankyung: Why aren’t you stopping this, Teukkie?

AngelLeader: I kind of like having them fighting over me ^^

TheHOTHeeHee: They’re not really fighting… And I think Kangin likes soap more than he likes you…

AngelLeader: *IGNORES!* Humph!

Taemin: Lalalalalalalalalalalalananananananananmamamamanananan! ^^

AngelLeader: Silly child…

GD: So… Are you going to come over soon Teukkie~?

AngelLeader: Eh… I don’t know…

GD: But I even told you I miss you!

AngelLeader: As convincing as that argument is… You might eat my soul!

All: 0?0

HandsomeGamer: Dude, you’re not in some kind of Horror-movie dimension…

AngelLeader: Oh… I just thought… with the pink glitter falling from the marmalade sky and all…

Hankyung: Are you on drugs? *suspicious*

PinkiePie: …and I said oatmeal! No way!

Hankyung: Am I going insane? Is that what’s happening?

 

Hankyung is now frightened offline.
HandsomeGamer is now laughing his head off offline.
TheHOTHeeHee is now sulking offline.

 

yBunny: What do you have against oatmeal?!

 

Wookie is now making oatmeal offline.

 

yBunny: Yum ^^

 

yBunny is now eating offline.

 

*Everyone else is unimportant and also offline now, finally!*

 

GD: I’m important! Can I stay online then?

Author: FINALLY I’M ONLINE AT LAST! My computer stopped working so I had to fix it before I could log on…

 

*Everyone that disobeyed me and were online even if I told them to be offline are now offline due to the scary Author to this story. Even I am a bit scared and am going to run away from here! It has been great to be able to tell you who is off- and online this lovely evening and perhaps a few hours… or days… I have no idea how long we even been here but as I said Good night and take care until we meet again! Thank you!*

 

Author: I will never hire him/her again… Seriously he doesn’t do his job and then he STILL expects the readers to be like happy? That’s retarded… GD are you still there?

GD: Yes I am! And I’m lonely… We are on a plan back now… Boring!

Author: Oh? Who made you go back?

GD: Well actually we never were in Sweden for real but I can tell you more about that another day. Now could we have ?

GD: … Author?? Did you-? … Hm. And then we were one… Huh, that did not sound correct… Well… Is there anyone of you readers who would like to have with me? No? Yes? Perhaps? Write in the comments and subscribe if you want me to visit sometime ;) I will be WaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAaaaaaaAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaa~ ting! Don’t I have a great voice? YES I DO! Haha! … No what? … Hm… GD out.