My Ships Are Sailing

Description

I ship Sehun and Yixing. I don’t care if I end up dying just because of shipping them.

There are even times that I wonder if they ever hug each other in the room shirtless.

And thinking of that makes me drown in my feels. And the two of them can dance.

Maybe they even do s, pole dances and s when they are alone. I hope they get married and make babies.

Foreword

As the president of the HunHan's Fans Club, Park Chanyeol will do everything just to save his favorite OTP. So when Yifan admits that HunHan is not his favorite pair, he will fight no matter what.

 

He will fight no matter what, even if that involves plucking Yifan’s angry bird eyebrows one by one. He will make sure that Yifan will look like an alien without those damn eyebrows.

 

He will fight no matter what, even if that involves punching Yifan’s face like a punching bag. He will make sure that Yifan will look ugly with all the cuts and bruises so that no more girls will fan girl over him.

 

He will fight no matter what, even if that involves adopting Yifan’s alpaca. He will make sure that Ace will choose him over Yifan because he knows that Yifan will die that way.

 

He will fight no matter what, even if that involves letting Yifan top tonight.

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Demitria_Teague #1
Chapter 1: O.0. Lol... 'Iz all I got. Love otp fics. Love Exo crack otp fics.
Japanda #2
Chapter 1: its a funny one shot, are you gonna write a ing based chaptered fanfic?
ChoKyute
#3
Chapter 1: sadly enough, I can imagine kris doing that >.>
Jishubunny
#4
Chapter 1: Omigosh~ I never thought of ing XD!!!!!!! This was so funny XD
kpopvyshi
#5
Chapter 1: LOL "ING" XD Actually, about the Kris-fangirl-thing... neither can I. XD
Nari-shi #6
Chapter 1: Author-nim... That was...
RIDICULOUSLY ADORKABLE!!! LOVE IT! ^_^
Chanyeol... omo... why are you so precious? Declaring yourself as president of Hunhan fanclub and also the president of the anti-'ing' club?
LMAO! Good one, author-nim! ^_^
suatmm
#7
Chapter 1: LOLOLOLOL HOW BOUT BAEKYEOL CHANYEOL DEAR ~Wiggles eyebrows~ Dun denie Kyungsoo its true :3