Mom: What the are you doing on this computer all day?

I:

Mom: Come on! Answer your mother.

I: Nothing mom! Just reading fanfics and posting pictures on Tumblr!

Mom: What pictures?

I: There are pictures of Korean singers and Japanese bands that I like.

Mom: I don’t know what you see on them! They’ re only gays with small eyes.

I: !

So I kill my mom and dad sent me to rehab. After leaving there, I burn all my body, I recover from burns, pick up a knife, cut the corners of my mouth, then I burn my eyelids to my eyes never close, I think I’m wonderful and turn Jack the Ripper. LOLOL JKJKJKJK