This is going to be a rollercoaster of laughter, ovary explosions, squabbling and tears.

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Characters:

Kris Wu A.K.A spawn of the devil, -face, idiot, etc

Choi Minhee A.K.A me, ramen lover, hardcore EXOtic, skilled at tripping myself over flat surfaces

Exo-M A.K.A Kris's friends, fellow troublemakers, idiots but my friends all the same

Seo Eunji A.K.A the evil best friend, prankster, rebel and sleepy-head

Hyomin, Jiyeon, Boram, Eunjung A.K.A the "Barbies", public enemy No.1

Teaser:

“Hee-hee,” He cooed softly.

I ignored him, focusing harder on the algebraic equations spread out in front of me, pencil furiously scratching answers down into the sheet.

“Hee-hee,” he whined as he enveloped me in a warm hug, pressing my back against his toned chest. I was spitting out answers as fast as I could onto the sheet so I could get the hell out of there.

“Hee-hee,” he cried, faking a sob as he nuzzled his cheek against my ear.

“What?!” I snapped, irritated. The look of innocence vaporised within a second and his lips curled into a smirk.

“You’re gay,” he howled, flopping onto my bed in laughter.

“Very creative,” I appraised dryly, setting my home-work down and advancing towards his vulnerable self that was sprawled over my sheets. With one powerful swipe, I jabbed the blunt end of my pencil into his crown jewels.

“Holy, freaking rainbows!” he gasped, doubling over in pain as I tossed the murder weapon into the trashcan. “You just killed fifty billion of my babies!”

“Wouldn’t that be lovely,” I purred, a sweet smile plastered onto my face. “That the dumb would never be able to breed.”

“Hey!” he yelled, now nursing his private area. “I’m not dumb! I’m an honour-roll student-”

“Go die in a hole, Kris,” I muttered, sharpening a new pencil. “I need to finish my home-work.”

“Love you too, Hee,” he groaned, his face still scrunched up in pain. 

Disclaimer: None of these gifs, edits or icons are ours, credits to their owners. All events and characters are purely fictional and any resemblance to real life people or events is purely coincidental. Um yeah and sadly, we don't own Exo-M.....

I DID NOT PLAGIARISE ANY STORYLINES, I KNOW THERE'S A STORY VERY SIMILAR TO MINE BUT I SWEAR I DO NOT EVER STOOP THAT LOW.

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I've honestly had the idea for quite some time and I'm even subscribed to My Next Door Idiot: Kris and I think it's an awesome story. I'd like to apologise for causing any inconveniences. 

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