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Facebook Time With Exo! [EDITING]
Huang Zitao: I GOT A FREAKING NEW CAR. LIKE. A BRAND NEW CAR. OMG. IT’S BEAUTIFUL.
Park Chanyeol, Byun Baekhyun and 13 others like this.
Park Chanyeol: No way.
Byun Baekhyun: You know, you got it just in time.
Huang Zitao: For what?
Byun Baekhyun: I have to go somewhere tomorrow… and I was looking for a ride.
Kim Jongin: Already taking advantage of him Baek?
Do Kyungsoo: Already? .
Huang Zitao: Sorry, I’ve got something to do tomorrow.
Park Chanyeol: Wait… how the hell did you afford a new car?
Kim Joonmyun: And why didn’t I know about this?
Lu Han: New car? Awesome! ^O^
Oh Sehun: The question is… who bought it for him. Cause Panda can’t save money.
Huang Zitao: Give me a second; and let me guys show you.
Byun Baekhyun: What does that mean?
Kim Jongin: Hmm…
Huang Zitao is now in a relationship with Wu Yifan.
Oh Sehun, Lu Han and 10 others like this.
Oh Sehun: Ohh! I totally get it.
Park Chanyeol: You guys are back together? I don’t get it!
Lu Han: I see… smooth Kris.
Wu Yifan: Shut it Lu Han.
Huang Zitao: Understand now Channie?
Byun Baekhyun: Thanks for the tip Kris!
Park Chanyeol: No >.<”
Kim Jongin: *Explaining* Hey Kyungsoo; if we ever break up, will you get ME a car so that we MAKE UP?
Do Kyungsoo: No.
Kim Jongin: Awh! Why the hell not?!
Park Chanyeol: Oh! So Kris bought Tao’s love back?!
Kim Joonmyun: Haha. Yeah Chanyeol, I guess he did.
Huang Zitao: To be honest; I thought I was going to die without him soon, and I was going to make up with him tomorrow… But then he bought me a car today and it sped up the progress!!!~
Wu Yifan: WHAT?!
Kim Minseok: Aha. That’s some funny .
Do Kyungsoo: Aw, Tao, we all love you ^O^
Park Chanyeol > Wu Yifan: Are you happy now?
Huang Zitao likes this.
Wu Yifan: Completely, I got my life partner back (:
Park Chanyeol: Good… Good…
Wu Yifan: …Why?
Park Chanyeol > Wu Yifan: Ayo Waddup Krees?!
Kim Jongin and Kim Minseok likes this.
Wu Yifan: Ayo Wassuuuuuuup?!
Park Chanyeol: OMFG! YOU DID IT! LIFE = COMPLETE!
Kim Jongin: So, if I watch a o… is it considered cheating?
Oh Sehun, Kim Jongdae and Zhang Yixing likes this.
Kim Jongdae: Aha… did you watch a o Kai?
Huang Zitao: I don’t think it’s considered cheating per se…
Kim Minseok: It depends on what your boyfriend thinks about this.
Lu Han: You dirty boy >:D
Oh Sehun: Definitely not. Of course it doesn’t.
Wu Yifan: Hey Lu Han, why do you think your boyfriend is sticking up so much for Kai? >:D
Lu Han: I don’t know.
Lu Han: Wait.
Lu Han: Sehun… YOU WATCHED A VIDEO WITHOUT ME?!
Oh Sehun: I’m sorry!
Huang Zitao: Have you ever watched a o while dating me Kris?
Wu Yifan: Why would I need to; when I have something much better beside me ;)
Zhang Yixing: Gross.
Kim Joonmyun: How can you stand my cheesiness – but not theirs?
Zhang Yixing: That’s private.
Do Kyungsoo: Oh, cheating huh?
Kim Jongin: I don’t think that’s cheating hunni.
Do Kyungsoo: Good, cause I’ve watched too many o’s while dating you.
Kim Jongin: Am I not satisfying enough?!
Do Kyungsoo: Of course you are babe!
Kim Jongin: Pfft. Don’t just tell me. SHOW ME.
Do Kyungsoo: *Runs to Kai*
Huang Zitao: So cute ^O^
Wu Yifan: …’Cute’?
Oh Sehun: You think that’s cute?!
Zhang Yixing: *sigh*
Huang Zitao: Yeah! In my point of view anyway – I admire their relationship.
Wu Yifan: Why? What about our relationship?
Huang Zitao: Ours is great! It’s just…
Kim Minseok: Haha, already in a crisis Taoris?
Kim Jongdae: Leave them alone!-… Nah, it’s hilarious :P
Wu Yifan: ‘Just…’ what?
Huang Zitao: We’ve just… not ‘done it’ in a long time, you know?
Wu Yifan: …Is this about ?
Huang Zitao: Yes, okay! It’s been ages!
Zhang Yixing: A crisis?
Kim Jongdae: I always thought that you guys were monsters.
Kim Joonmyun: Same here.
Kim Minseok: Yeah, thought yous banged each other every night?
Wu Yifan: Tao baby~ I’m sorry.
Huang Zitao: You guys thought we were animals?
Kim Jongdae: Yup!
Oh Sehun: Aren’t yous?
Wu Yifan: Zitao… Just get in my bed already.
Huang Zitao: Now?
Wu Yifan: ING NOW.
Huang Zitao: *blushes and runs*
Kim Jongdae: Hey, Baozi, since everyone else is having , do you want to?
Lu Han: What a pick up line Chen ;)
Kim Minseok: Thought you’d never ask babe.
Zhang Yixing: Tell me that didn’t work. Please.
Kim Joonmyun: That didn’t work.
Oh Sehun: It obviously did.
Zhang Yixing: Thanks for trying Suho. you maknae.
Kim Joonmyun: So Lay, my bed or yours?
Lu Han: Oh please…
Zhang Yixing: Mine ;)
Park Chanyeol: Damn! You guys should’ve invited us into this conversation sooner!
Oh Sehun: Why?
Byun Baekhyun: Because then we could’ve wrote a cheesy pick up line to get the other in bed. But we just had , so there’s no point.
Lu Han: You guys…
Park Chanyeol: Hey, Baekkie baby? ~
Byun Baekhyun: Yes Channie?
Park Chanyeol: Come to my room.
Byun Baekhyun: Why? I just left.
Oh Sehun: Here we go.
Park Chanyeol: I’m hard again, and I want you to fix it.
Byun Baekhyun: You’re certainly become blunt. Why should I help you?
Park Chanyeol: Because I’ll help you back. In any way you’d like.
Byun Baekhyun: Wow, you sold yourself nicely >:3
Lu Han: We’re~ All alone~! There’s no one hereeeeeee! Beside us!!!
Oh Sehun: Just think, every single other person are ing right now.
Lu Han: Oh my god.
Oh Sehun: What?
Lu Han: We are the outsiders!
Oh Sehun: If I read that correctly… That was a invitation wasn’t it?
Lu Han: Yes it was.
Oh Sehun: I’m there.
Kim Heechul: I’m so sending this chat to their manager >:D
Kim Jongin: If there are any long conversations on any more of my posts like the last one, I’ll kill you all.
Do Kyungsoo and Wu Yifan likes this.
Park Chanyeol: Why?
Kim Jongin: All the goddamn notifications.
Lee Sunghwan: I know all of Exo can see this. You are all in deep ing trouble.
Kim Joonmyun: Why?!
Wu Yifan: What did we do?!
Lee Sunghwan: I got sent a certain screenshot. One were all of you basically said you had gone to each other?
Kim Jongin: Oh… .
Do Kyungsoo: Can I just say – it’s all Kai’s fault.
Oh Sehun: I completely agree with that ^
Lu Han: Me too!
Huang Zitao: Me three!
Kim Jongin: HEY!
Lee Sunghwan: It’s all of your faults. Honestly, I’m disgusted with all of you.
Kim Jongdae: Once again – Kai’s fault.
Park Chanyeol: Definitely his fault.
Byun Baekhyun: Kai, how could you?!
Zhang Yixing: He’s a horrible person: forcing us to do that :O
Lee Sunghwan: Stop blaming it on only him – all of you said you were going to do it with each other.
Kim Minseok: I suggest you drop this matter, manager, unless you want everyone to find out about your play-partner.
Kim Jongin: WHAT?!
Kim Joonmyun: Aha! Just tell us anyway!
Lee Sunghwan: …
Kim Minseok: No? Okay then.
Kim Minseok: EVERYONE! MANAGERS GOT A BOY-TOY!
Do Kyungsoo: No ing way!
Byun Baekhyun: And you’re at us for doing things like that?!
Kim Jongdae: That’s actually priceless.
Park Chanyeol: I wonder who!
Lee Sunghwan: …So… how are you all today?
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Kim Minseok: HE DELETED THE FREAKING POST!
Kim Jongin, Kim Jongdae and Oh Sehun likes this.
Kim Jongin: Don’t worry, we’ve got the beef on him now. He won’t bother us again.
Park Chanyeol: It’s a shame he deleted it.
Kim Jongdae: I TOOK A SCREEN SHOT!
Byun Baekhyun: Did I ever tell you I loved you?
Park Chanyeol: You better not. .
Huang Zitao: Ah. Dominance in a relationship rocks. Especially by the seme.
Byun Baekhyun: …
Byun Baekhyun: …
Byun Baekhyun: …
Byun Baekhyun: I'm the uke?! WHAT THE !?
Park Chanyeol: Damn straight.
Zhang Yixing > Huang Zitao: Lemme be the first to say; your car is freaking awesome!
Wu Yifan and Huang Zitao likes this.
Huang Zitao: Tell me about it! I love it!
Zhang Yixing: Really though, let’s go out in it again sometime!
Huang Zitao: Of course! Let’s do it!
Zhang Yixing: We should go on a road trip (:
Huang Zitao: Sounds fun.
Zhang Yixing: I’ll pay for the food, you for the petrol.
Huang Zitao: Sounds… fair? :P
Wu Yifan: You are both welcome!
Zhang Yixing: You’re not invited.
Byun Baekhyun: Guys. We need to kill Heechul.
Kim Jongdae, Park Chanyeol and 9 others like this.
Park Chanyeol: Kim Heechul?
Kim Heechul: What did I do now?
Kim Jongdae: I thought all the other SM Artist disappeared.
Kim KiBum: Nah, we’re still here. Just can’t be bothered with you guys anymore.
Lee Taemin: Back to the situation at hand.
Kim Jongin: >_> What did he do Baek?
Byun Baekhyun: He’s the one that sent the screen shot of our conversation to our manager. I just saw his comment on Kai’ status.
Zhang Yixing: TRAITOR.
Kim Heechul: …He blackmailed me?
Park Chanyeol: Liar.
Lee Taemin: I thought you said you just wanted to cause some trouble Heechul hyung?
Byun Baekhyun: Go on, Heechul.
Kim Heechul: DAMN! I’ve got a TV show performance, gotta go!
Park Chanyeol: We’ll get him.
Zhang Yixing: Yup.
Kim Jongdae: ‘I just had ! And it felt, so good!’
Kim Jongin likes this.
Kim Minseok: That’s gross. I have to kill you now.
Kim Jongdae: Don’t matter! Had .
Kim Jongin: I freaking love you right now.
Oh Sehun: Haha.
Lu Han > Oh Sehun: I love you.
Oh Sehun likes this.
Oh Sehun: Oh baby, I love you too.
Lu Han: Can I stay with you forever?
Oh Sehun: Of course you can.
Lu Han: YAY!
Oh Sehun: So what’s with the sudden affection?
Lu Han: No reason :D!
Oh Sehun: Okay (:
Lu Han: *myparentsarecomingovertothedormtomorrowandyouneedtobetherewithme*
Oh Sehun: OH! Sadly; I’ve scheduled a heart attack for tomorrow.
Lu Han: Baby!
Oh Sehun: There’s also that meeting with my psychologist tomorrow too.
Lu Han: You don’t have a psychologist.
Oh Sehun: I will do if I see them again.
Lu Han: That’s just mean.
Oh Sehun: So? And, I’ve got a feeling my hearing is fading tomorrow too.
Lu Han: Why are you being so mean?!
Oh Sehun: Why do you want to make me suffer?!
Lu Han: They are coming tomorrow, you will be there with me, and that’s, That.
Oh Sehun: …No.
Lu Han: That’s it.
Oh Sehun: Time to play with the parent’s in-law tomorrow.
Wu Yifan: What exactly did he do to make you agree.
Oh Sehun: Trust me. You don’t want to know.
Lu Han: *Evil Smirk*
A/N: Still don't think i'm finished with this yet guys ^^ ENJOY!
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