Park Chanyeol > Wu Yifan: Ayo Waddup Krees?

Kim Jongin likes this.

Wu Yifan: No.

Park Chanyeol: Oh, come on!

Wu Yifan: I’m not doing it.

Park Chanyeol: I’ll try this again one more time.

 

Park Chanyeol > Wu Yifan: Ayo Waddup Krees?!

Byun Baekhyun and Kim Jongin likes this.

Wu Yifan: No matter how many times you post this; I will never reply.

Park Chanyeol: Awh! Come on; please????!

Wu Yifan: No; I’m just going to ignore you now.

Park Chanyeol: -__-

 

Park Chanyeol > Wu Yifan: Ayo Waddup Krees?!

Kim Jongin: Ayo Wassuuuuuuup?!

Park Chanyeol: It’s just not the same :/

Kim Jongin: I tried.

 

Byun Baekhyun: Why is every single SM artist now adding me?

Do Kyungsoo likes this.

Do Kyungsoo: I’m still sorry about that.

Kim Jongin: Don’t be babe! I like how everyone is now jealous of our relationship.

Byun Baekhyun: You might not have a problem with it, but I do.

Kim Jongin: Then don’t accept them then.

Kim Heechul: He already did ^O^.

Kim Kibum: Yup; besides, you guys are REALLY interesting on this.

Do Kyungsoo: You just want the attention.

Byun Baekhyun: Shut the up D.O.

Kim Jongin: DON’T TALK TO MY BABY LIKE THAT.

Kim Junsu: You guys are really weird, you know that?

Park Chanyeol: You’re weird.

Byun Baekhyun: Everyone. OFF MY STATUS!

Park Chanyeol: )’: You shouted at me! *runs away*

Kim Jongin: You’re a MONSTER!

Park Jungsoo: You guys are hilarious… (Unlike my band).

Kim Heechul: Come on now… no need for that leader.

Do Kyungsoo: But it’s a true statement.

Lee Hyukjae: Oi! That’s offensive.

Kim Jongin: Well done Eunhyuk: You’ve ruined the status.

 

Kim Joonmyun: Had my first date with my baby today ^O^!!!

Zhang Yixing and Huang Zitao likes this.

Huang Zitao: Aww!!! Where did yous go?!

Zhang Yixing: To the movies, then he took me out for a fancy dinner.

Huang Zitao: That sounds so nice ^^!

Kim Joonmyun: Well; I do try…

Lee Taemin: You guys are super cute!

Zhang Yixing: Honestly Suho? You added them?

Kim Joonmyun: No…

Kim Kibum: He so did. Every. Single. One of us.

Kim Jaejoong: You know; I didn’t believe the relationship rumours; but you guys are really into spreading it about huh?

Zhang Yixing: Right, just so you guys know, I prefer to keep my Facebook within Exo.

Kim Joonmyun: Oh, are you mad at me Lay? Cause I’ll delete them if you want me to.

Zhang Yixing: Yes please.

Lee Taemin: Well, that’s nasty.

Kim Jaejoong: Definitely, can’t believe you’re nasty to your hyungs.

Zhang Yixing: Whatever.

Kim Joonmyun: Done!

 

Lu Han > Oh Sehun: So Like… You have to come and meet my parents.

Kim Jongin, Kim Heechul and Lee Hyukjae likes this.

Oh Sehun: But I don’t wanna!

Lu Han: Come on! They’ve been dying to meet you!

Oh Sehun: How’d they take it when you told them that I’m not even legal to drink?

Lu Han: Perfectly fine. Makes you less of a nuisance in their eyes.

Oh Sehun: Oh, so I was a nuisance before they knew my age?

Lu Han: You know that’s not what I meant.

Kim Minseok: Don’t go Sehun. Don’t fall into the trap.

Lu Han: Oi! What trap?!

Oh Sehun: Yeah, what trap?

Kim Minseok: Do NOT go to the parents. It’ll be the iest day of your life. Trust me.

Oh Sehun: Was meeting Chen’s parents really that bad?

Kim Minseok: Worst day of my life. Do you know, that when Chen told his parents he had a partner, he “forgot” to mention it was another man? Do you know how awkward it was walking in when they were fully expecting a pretty lady?!

Lu Han: Oh dear…

Oh Sehun: And then what happened?

Kim Minseok: His father just stared at me. His mother couldn’t speak. And Chen there had a pretty little smile on his face like it was the funniest thing ever.

Oh Sehun: Continue…

Kim Minseok: It got even worse at dinner. NONE OF THEM talked to me. Chen was the only one doing the talking. And when I was about to leave, they finally talked. His father said something around the lines of ‘Not what I was expecting’ and his mother told me ‘You’re just as pretty as a girlfriend – so I’ll let it slide’. Safe to say, I am NEVER going back there again.

Oh Sehun: Damn. So basically, she said she’s fine with you because you look like a girl?

Lu Han: Just to make it clear, my parents know you’re a boy. They know I’m gay. So now, will you please come?

Oh Sehun: No.

Lu Han: Please!

Oh Sehun: No.

Lu Han: Please?

Oh Sehun: No.

Lu Han: I’ll let you top.

Oh Sehun: When and where baby?!

Lu Han: Tomorrow, we leave at 2 (:.

Kim Minseok: You guys are gross.

 

Huang Zitao: I am literally, a sad panda right now.

Kim Jongin, Kim Jongdae and Lee Taemin likes this.

Wu Yifan: What’s wrong?!

Kim Jongin: Maybe he finally found out about your other boyfriend.

Huang Zitao: >.<

Kim Jongdae: Kai! He doesn’t know about that yet.

Wu Yifan: Guys, shut the up.

Kim Jongin: Not denying it.

Kim Jongdae: He didn’t at all.

Huang Zitao: >……..<

Wu Yifan: Tao, come into my room, we’ll talk.

Huang Zitao: *sigh* Okay…

Kim Jongin: So, they’re gone now?

Kim Jongdae: Looks like it.

Kim Jongin: What do you think was up?

Kim Jongdae: Had nothing to do with me.

Kim Jongin: Nor me.

Zhang Yixing: Could have… possibly something to do with me.

Kim Jongin: What did you do?

Zhang Yixing: I wanted to a little, so I sent him the link to a page full of Krislay photos.

Kim Jongdae: You bastard >:D.

Kim Jongin: Brilliant!

Kim Jongdae: Evil.

Zhang Yixing: Whatever. Must’ve upset him more than I thought. Oh well. Kris will sort it out.

Kim Jongdae: Yeah, then come for you.

Kim Jongin: In your sleep.

Lee Taemin: Is this the base of what you guys do on Facebook? Hate on each other?

Kim Jongin: Of course not! We love each other too!

Kim Jongdae: Um… Kai? Shut up.

Kim Jongin: Why?! We do love each other ^O^!

Kim Jongdae: When you say it… I feel like I’m about to have an with all of Exo in your head.

Kim Heechul: Now, now boys. When you’re older you can use that word. Not now.

Lee Taemin: Gross.

Lee Sungmin: *sigh* Exo is so gay.

Byun Baekhyun: Well no, you DON’T SAY!

 

Huang Zitao is now single.

Kim Jongin likes this.

Park Chanyeol: Kai, do you always need to be so ing inconsiderate?

Kim Jongin: O_O.

Byun Baekhyun: Can I ask what happened Panda?

Huang Zitao: Kris is an . End of story.

 

Kim Jongdae > Kim Minseok: I cannot believe you told HunHan about my parents.

Lu Han and Oh Sehun likes this.

Kim Minseok: Why shouldn’t I tell people? I got utterly humiliated that day.

Kim Jongdae: And I apologised about that!

Kim Minseok: So what? Still lingers in my heart you know.

Kim Jongdae: Whatever Xiumin. Please let it go?

Kim Minseok: No.

Kim Jongdae: Please!

Kim Minseok: No.

Kim Jongdae: Please?

Kim Minseok: No.

Kim Jongdae: I’ll let you top.

Kim Minseok: No.

Kim Jongdae: DAMMIT!                                        

 

Kim Heechul > Kim Jongin: Out of complete curiosity, how the hell did you all get together?

Lee Hyukjae, Kim Jongdae and Kim Junsu likes this.

Kim Jongin: Oh-ho. Liking someone from your band eh? ;)

Kim Heechul: God no! Just generally curious.

Kim Jongin: Well, most of it was because of Luhan.

Kim Heechul: What did he do?

Kim Jongin: Played cupid.

Kim Heechul: And that worked?

Kim Jongin: Obviously.

Kim Heechul: Hmm…

Kim Jongin: Someone’s totally hooked on one of their bandmates.

Kim Heechul: I am not!

Kim Jongin: Oh, I KNOW! Is it Siwon?

Kim Heechul: Kai, back away.

Kim Jongin: Oh-ho. Getting defensive? Since you told everyone my secret… ‘Guess what I’m spreading around?’

Kim Heechul: -__-

 

Oh Sehun: Should have listened to Baozi. Should have listened to Baozi.

Kim Minseok likes this.

Kim Minseok: Damn right you should have. How did it go?

Oh Sehun: Don’t want to talk about it.

Kim Minseok: I told you my horrible experience! Return the gift.

Oh Sehun: FINE! Well… his parents were perfectly fine about me being a boy and all.

Kim Minseok: That’s good. Go on…

Oh Sehun: And dinner was pretty good too. That is, until one of Lu Han’s cousins came down the stairs.

Kim Minseok: That’s not so bad.

Oh Sehun: Oh, my bad. Did I forget to mention homophobic cousin?

Kim Minseok: Yikes!

Oh Sehun: That’s not the worst part of it. Other than the glaring and utter disgust everytime me and Lu Han were close to each other – the cousin insulted me!

Kim Minseok: What did he say?

Oh Sehun: He said, and I quote, ‘Shouldn’t people like you be in a mental hospital or something? You do know it’s completely wrong and disgusting. Besides, I don’t think Lu Han should be banging a 18 year old’.

Kim Minseok: .

Oh Sehun: Uh-hu. And Lu Han and his parents HEARD that!

Kim Minseok: What did they do?!

Oh Sehun: Want to know what they did?!

Kim Minseok: Uh-hu.

Oh Sehun: Absolutely nothing. Nothing at all. They let the comment ‘slide’. . Never should have went.

Kim Minseok: Hey, let’s go out for dinner and discuss how we hate our boyfriend’s families!

Oh Sehun: Sounds like a freaking great idea.

 

Park Chanyeol > Wu Yifan: Ayo Waddup Krees?!

Byun Baekhyun: Babe, don’t.

Park Chanyeol: Why?

Byun Baekhyun: Because he won’t respond.

Kim Joonmyun: What happened to Kris?!

Zhang Yixing: Is he dead?

Kim Kibum: Buried alive?

Lee Sungmin: Trapped in a closet?

Byun Baekhyun: No, no and no. Cause he’s in his room sulking indefinitely.

Kim Joonmyun: What happened?

Park Chanyeol: Oh right… I forgot. Did you ever find out the reason?

Byun Baekhyun: No, not yet. I’m still trying to get Tao to talk to me. Once I know; I’ll tell you.

Kim Joonmyun: Hope this passes soon.

 

Zhang Yixing: It feels good not to have any other SM artists stalk my Facebook ^^.

Kim Joonmyun likes this.

Kim Joonmyun: Hey babe, I know the feeling ;).

Park Chanyeol: I find it endearing.

Zhang Yixing: Wow Channie, who told you that big word?

Kim Jongdae: Me, of course.

Park Chanyeol: Haha, you wish. And I am smart you know.

Kim Joonmyun: Where is everyone else?

Kim Jongin: I’m here!

Do Kyungsoo: Me too.

Zhang Yixing: Don’t know about the rest.

Park Chanyeol: Kris is sulking, Tao is crying, Baekhyun is comforting, Sehun and Xiumin are away for dinner. And I have no idea where Lu Han is.

Kim Jongdae: Without me?!

Kim Jongin: Of course.

Lu Han: I’m here.

 

Byun Baekhyun > Park Chanyeol: I found out why Tao dumped Kris.

Kim Jongin, Kim Joonmyun and 7 others like this.

Park Chanyeol: Why?

Kim Joonmyun: Yeah, please tell me.

Byun Baekhyun: Kris forgot something.

Kim Jongin: What?

Byun Baekhyun: Their anniversary.

Kim Joonmyun: .

Park Chanyeol: What anniversary? Like a… 2 month one?

Byun Baekhyun: No, their first year.

Kim Jongin: Ouch!

Kim Jongdae: Seriously?!

Kim Minseok: That’s .

Oh Sehun: Damn.

Lu Han: That’s horrible!

Byun Baekhyun: Yeah, apparently Tao had presents and a sort of dinner thing planned and…

Kim Jongin: Go on.

Byun Baekhyun: Kris phoned at eight saying he was going out with some buddies for the rest of the night.

Oh Sehun: Kris never saw Tao that whole day?

Byun Baekhyun: Nope.

Kim Joonmyun: So he broke up with him?

Byun Baekhyun: They had a huge fight; things got said; and it got out of hand. Tao broke up with him.

Lu Han: Oh my baby Tao~!

Byun Baekhyun: But guys, I think we should stay out of this. Let them handle it.

Oh Sehun: Okay.

Kim Joonmyun: Let’s hope they do.

 

 

A/N: I'm just going to keep this open; and i promise i'll post a lot more on this. Hope you enjoy it!