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Park Chanyeol > Wu Yifan: Ayo Waddup Krees?
Kim Jongin likes this.
Wu Yifan: No.
Park Chanyeol: Oh, come on!
Wu Yifan: I’m not doing it.
Park Chanyeol: I’ll try this again one more time.
Park Chanyeol > Wu Yifan: Ayo Waddup Krees?!
Byun Baekhyun and Kim Jongin likes this.
Wu Yifan: No matter how many times you post this; I will never reply.
Park Chanyeol: Awh! Come on; please????!
Wu Yifan: No; I’m just going to ignore you now.
Park Chanyeol: -__-
Park Chanyeol > Wu Yifan: Ayo Waddup Krees?!
Kim Jongin: Ayo Wassuuuuuuup?!
Park Chanyeol: It’s just not the same :/
Kim Jongin: I tried.
Byun Baekhyun: Why is every single SM artist now adding me?
Do Kyungsoo likes this.
Do Kyungsoo: I’m still sorry about that.
Kim Jongin: Don’t be babe! I like how everyone is now jealous of our relationship.
Byun Baekhyun: You might not have a problem with it, but I do.
Kim Jongin: Then don’t accept them then.
Kim Heechul: He already did ^O^.
Kim Kibum: Yup; besides, you guys are REALLY interesting on this.
Do Kyungsoo: You just want the attention.
Byun Baekhyun: Shut the up D.O.
Kim Jongin: DON’T TALK TO MY BABY LIKE THAT.
Kim Junsu: You guys are really weird, you know that?
Park Chanyeol: You’re weird.
Byun Baekhyun: Everyone. OFF MY STATUS!
Park Chanyeol: )’: You shouted at me! *runs away*
Kim Jongin: You’re a MONSTER!
Park Jungsoo: You guys are hilarious… (Unlike my band).
Kim Heechul: Come on now… no need for that leader.
Do Kyungsoo: But it’s a true statement.
Lee Hyukjae: Oi! That’s offensive.
Kim Jongin: Well done Eunhyuk: You’ve ruined the status.
Kim Joonmyun: Had my first date with my baby today ^O^!!!
Zhang Yixing and Huang Zitao likes this.
Huang Zitao: Aww!!! Where did yous go?!
Zhang Yixing: To the movies, then he took me out for a fancy dinner.
Huang Zitao: That sounds so nice ^^!
Kim Joonmyun: Well; I do try…
Lee Taemin: You guys are super cute!
Zhang Yixing: Honestly Suho? You added them?
Kim Joonmyun: No…
Kim Kibum: He so did. Every. Single. One of us.
Kim Jaejoong: You know; I didn’t believe the relationship rumours; but you guys are really into spreading it about huh?
Zhang Yixing: Right, just so you guys know, I prefer to keep my Facebook within Exo.
Kim Joonmyun: Oh, are you mad at me Lay? Cause I’ll delete them if you want me to.
Zhang Yixing: Yes please.
Lee Taemin: Well, that’s nasty.
Kim Jaejoong: Definitely, can’t believe you’re nasty to your hyungs.
Zhang Yixing: Whatever.
Kim Joonmyun: Done!
Lu Han > Oh Sehun: So Like… You have to come and meet my parents.
Kim Jongin, Kim Heechul and Lee Hyukjae likes this.
Oh Sehun: But I don’t wanna!
Lu Han: Come on! They’ve been dying to meet you!
Oh Sehun: How’d they take it when you told them that I’m not even legal to drink?
Lu Han: Perfectly fine. Makes you less of a nuisance in their eyes.
Oh Sehun: Oh, so I was a nuisance before they knew my age?
Lu Han: You know that’s not what I meant.
Kim Minseok: Don’t go Sehun. Don’t fall into the trap.
Lu Han: Oi! What trap?!
Oh Sehun: Yeah, what trap?
Kim Minseok: Do NOT go to the parents. It’ll be the iest day of your life. Trust me.
Oh Sehun: Was meeting Chen’s parents really that bad?
Kim Minseok: Worst day of my life. Do you know, that when Chen told his parents he had a partner, he “forgot” to mention it was another man? Do you know how awkward it was walking in when they were fully expecting a pretty lady?!
Lu Han: Oh dear…
Oh Sehun: And then what happened?
Kim Minseok: His father just stared at me. His mother couldn’t speak. And Chen there had a pretty little smile on his face like it was the funniest thing ever.
Oh Sehun: Continue…
Kim Minseok: It got even worse at dinner. NONE OF THEM talked to me. Chen was the only one doing the talking. And when I was about to leave, they finally talked. His father said something around the lines of ‘Not what I was expecting’ and his mother told me ‘You’re just as pretty as a girlfriend – so I’ll let it slide’. Safe to say, I am NEVER going back there again.
Oh Sehun: Damn. So basically, she said she’s fine with you because you look like a girl?
Lu Han: Just to make it clear, my parents know you’re a boy. They know I’m gay. So now, will you please come?
Oh Sehun: No.
Lu Han: Please!
Oh Sehun: No.
Lu Han: Please?
Oh Sehun: No.
Lu Han: I’ll let you top.
Oh Sehun: When and where baby?!
Lu Han: Tomorrow, we leave at 2 (:.
Kim Minseok: You guys are gross.
Huang Zitao: I am literally, a sad panda right now.
Kim Jongin, Kim Jongdae and Lee Taemin likes this.
Wu Yifan: What’s wrong?!
Kim Jongin: Maybe he finally found out about your other boyfriend.
Huang Zitao: >.<
Kim Jongdae: Kai! He doesn’t know about that yet.
Wu Yifan: Guys, shut the up.
Kim Jongin: Not denying it.
Kim Jongdae: He didn’t at all.
Huang Zitao: >……..<
Wu Yifan: Tao, come into my room, we’ll talk.
Huang Zitao: *sigh* Okay…
Kim Jongin: So, they’re gone now?
Kim Jongdae: Looks like it.
Kim Jongin: What do you think was up?
Kim Jongdae: Had nothing to do with me.
Kim Jongin: Nor me.
Zhang Yixing: Could have… possibly something to do with me.
Kim Jongin: What did you do?
Zhang Yixing: I wanted to a little, so I sent him the link to a page full of Krislay photos.
Kim Jongdae: You bastard >:D.
Kim Jongin: Brilliant!
Kim Jongdae: Evil.
Zhang Yixing: Whatever. Must’ve upset him more than I thought. Oh well. Kris will sort it out.
Kim Jongdae: Yeah, then come for you.
Kim Jongin: In your sleep.
Lee Taemin: Is this the base of what you guys do on Facebook? Hate on each other?
Kim Jongin: Of course not! We love each other too!
Kim Jongdae: Um… Kai? Shut up.
Kim Jongin: Why?! We do love each other ^O^!
Kim Jongdae: When you say it… I feel like I’m about to have an with all of Exo in your head.
Kim Heechul: Now, now boys. When you’re older you can use that word. Not now.
Lee Taemin: Gross.
Lee Sungmin: *sigh* Exo is so gay.
Byun Baekhyun: Well no, you DON’T SAY!
Huang Zitao is now single.
Kim Jongin likes this.
Park Chanyeol: Kai, do you always need to be so ing inconsiderate?
Kim Jongin: O_O.
Byun Baekhyun: Can I ask what happened Panda?
Huang Zitao: Kris is an . End of story.
Kim Jongdae > Kim Minseok: I cannot believe you told HunHan about my parents.
Lu Han and Oh Sehun likes this.
Kim Minseok: Why shouldn’t I tell people? I got utterly humiliated that day.
Kim Jongdae: And I apologised about that!
Kim Minseok: So what? Still lingers in my heart you know.
Kim Jongdae: Whatever Xiumin. Please let it go?
Kim Minseok: No.
Kim Jongdae: Please!
Kim Minseok: No.
Kim Jongdae: Please?
Kim Minseok: No.
Kim Jongdae: I’ll let you top.
Kim Minseok: No.
Kim Jongdae: DAMMIT!
Kim Heechul > Kim Jongin: Out of complete curiosity, how the hell did you all get together?
Lee Hyukjae, Kim Jongdae and Kim Junsu likes this.
Kim Jongin: Oh-ho. Liking someone from your band eh? ;)
Kim Heechul: God no! Just generally curious.
Kim Jongin: Well, most of it was because of Luhan.
Kim Heechul: What did he do?
Kim Jongin: Played cupid.
Kim Heechul: And that worked?
Kim Jongin: Obviously.
Kim Heechul: Hmm…
Kim Jongin: Someone’s totally hooked on one of their bandmates.
Kim Heechul: I am not!
Kim Jongin: Oh, I KNOW! Is it Siwon?
Kim Heechul: Kai, back away.
Kim Jongin: Oh-ho. Getting defensive? Since you told everyone my secret… ‘Guess what I’m spreading around?’
Kim Heechul: -__-
Oh Sehun: Should have listened to Baozi. Should have listened to Baozi.
Kim Minseok likes this.
Kim Minseok: Damn right you should have. How did it go?
Oh Sehun: Don’t want to talk about it.
Kim Minseok: I told you my horrible experience! Return the gift.
Oh Sehun: FINE! Well… his parents were perfectly fine about me being a boy and all.
Kim Minseok: That’s good. Go on…
Oh Sehun: And dinner was pretty good too. That is, until one of Lu Han’s cousins came down the stairs.
Kim Minseok: That’s not so bad.
Oh Sehun: Oh, my bad. Did I forget to mention homophobic cousin?
Kim Minseok: Yikes!
Oh Sehun: That’s not the worst part of it. Other than the glaring and utter disgust everytime me and Lu Han were close to each other – the cousin insulted me!
Kim Minseok: What did he say?
Oh Sehun: He said, and I quote, ‘Shouldn’t people like you be in a mental hospital or something? You do know it’s completely wrong and disgusting. Besides, I don’t think Lu Han should be banging a 18 year old’.
Kim Minseok: .
Oh Sehun: Uh-hu. And Lu Han and his parents HEARD that!
Kim Minseok: What did they do?!
Oh Sehun: Want to know what they did?!
Kim Minseok: Uh-hu.
Oh Sehun: Absolutely nothing. Nothing at all. They let the comment ‘slide’. . Never should have went.
Kim Minseok: Hey, let’s go out for dinner and discuss how we hate our boyfriend’s families!
Oh Sehun: Sounds like a freaking great idea.
Park Chanyeol > Wu Yifan: Ayo Waddup Krees?!
Byun Baekhyun: Babe, don’t.
Park Chanyeol: Why?
Byun Baekhyun: Because he won’t respond.
Kim Joonmyun: What happened to Kris?!
Zhang Yixing: Is he dead?
Kim Kibum: Buried alive?
Lee Sungmin: Trapped in a closet?
Byun Baekhyun: No, no and no. Cause he’s in his room sulking indefinitely.
Kim Joonmyun: What happened?
Park Chanyeol: Oh right… I forgot. Did you ever find out the reason?
Byun Baekhyun: No, not yet. I’m still trying to get Tao to talk to me. Once I know; I’ll tell you.
Kim Joonmyun: Hope this passes soon.
Zhang Yixing: It feels good not to have any other SM artists stalk my Facebook ^^.
Kim Joonmyun likes this.
Kim Joonmyun: Hey babe, I know the feeling ;).
Park Chanyeol: I find it endearing.
Zhang Yixing: Wow Channie, who told you that big word?
Kim Jongdae: Me, of course.
Park Chanyeol: Haha, you wish. And I am smart you know.
Kim Joonmyun: Where is everyone else?
Kim Jongin: I’m here!
Do Kyungsoo: Me too.
Zhang Yixing: Don’t know about the rest.
Park Chanyeol: Kris is sulking, Tao is crying, Baekhyun is comforting, Sehun and Xiumin are away for dinner. And I have no idea where Lu Han is.
Kim Jongdae: Without me?!
Kim Jongin: Of course.
Lu Han: I’m here.
Byun Baekhyun > Park Chanyeol: I found out why Tao dumped Kris.
Kim Jongin, Kim Joonmyun and 7 others like this.
Park Chanyeol: Why?
Kim Joonmyun: Yeah, please tell me.
Byun Baekhyun: Kris forgot something.
Kim Jongin: What?
Byun Baekhyun: Their anniversary.
Kim Joonmyun: .
Park Chanyeol: What anniversary? Like a… 2 month one?
Byun Baekhyun: No, their first year.
Kim Jongin: Ouch!
Kim Jongdae: Seriously?!
Kim Minseok: That’s .
Oh Sehun: Damn.
Lu Han: That’s horrible!
Byun Baekhyun: Yeah, apparently Tao had presents and a sort of dinner thing planned and…
Kim Jongin: Go on.
Byun Baekhyun: Kris phoned at eight saying he was going out with some buddies for the rest of the night.
Oh Sehun: Kris never saw Tao that whole day?
Byun Baekhyun: Nope.
Kim Joonmyun: So he broke up with him?
Byun Baekhyun: They had a huge fight; things got said; and it got out of hand. Tao broke up with him.
Lu Han: Oh my baby Tao~!
Byun Baekhyun: But guys, I think we should stay out of this. Let them handle it.
Oh Sehun: Okay.
Kim Joonmyun: Let’s hope they do.
A/N: I'm just going to keep this open; and i promise i'll post a lot more on this. Hope you enjoy it!
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