What becomes of a broken heart when you just happen to have a robot boyfriend?
Should your love life finally get better? Or would there come drastic changes and a turn for the worst?

a remake of the popular manga by Yuu Watase

▌Title: Absolute Boyfriend

▌Author: Helen (HellKeyBum @ AFF)

▌Genre: Romance, Comedy, Drama, Sci-Fi/Fantasy

▌Rating: PG-13

▌Warnings: Mild violence, suggestive material, coarse language here-and-there...

▌A/N: So I had this idea in my head for some time now. A few years ago, I read the manga and it was the first to make me cry so effing much. If this remake manages to make you cry a river, I guarantee that the original will make you tear up an ocean. I seriously recommend it to both girls and guys, and for those who’ve already read it, this adaptation will not entirely be the same because all members of EXO will appear throughout, so expect something new~! ... And then a few days ago, I came across a oneshot called “Absolute Chanyeol” on LiveJournal; and might I say that it made me bawl like a baby—so you can say it inspired me to come up with my own remake of Absolute Boyfriend. I totally recommend that oneshot as well.
I know a lot of my stories are on hiatus atm, but tbh, I’ve seriously given up on them, having lost inspiration. My writing style then was.. y.. and I felt pressurised from having to follow the structure of typical Fanfics on here. Now I am confident about writing, so I am definite that Absolute Boyfriend will go on. But let me make it clear that I refuse to use typical AFF-structure; I will not use multiple “____’s POV”s ‘cause it simply annoys me and the story will read on like a twitching sixteen-year-old bimbo with a brain of an eight-year-old. I hope you enjoy. RLABOFL. There will be fluff cuz I love that crack but the angst which follows.. well, you'll just have to read on to find out~
This story is dedicated to my best friend @OnShafsz.

▌Characters

You are Aileen Jang (Riiko Izawa in the manga).
A petite 16-year-old schoolgirl with a small babyface and an even smaller chest, she complains. She is almost always seen to be cheerful, but the happy mask hides a broken heart from the rejection of a childhood crush, a true side shown only to her closest friends. Graduating in 2 years, Aileen longs for a companion... or is it love?

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 Chanyeol (Night Tenjo in the manga).
Your ideal type--literally--ordered straight from the internet. At first, he's almost too human and seems almost too perfect to the eye, but time makes you realise that his perfect flaws are anything but human. Chanyeol claims that he loves Aileen dearly, but can he even feel any emotion at all? Will you throw him away out of (self) disgust or eventually learn to love him?

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"Kris" Wu Fan (Soushi Asamoto in the manga).
The next door neighbour who has to put up with your everyday tantrums. The guy Aileen (you)'s had feelings for since forever. Kris takes care of Aileen, loves her unconditionally, and sometimes a little overprotective, but he won't admit to his feelings, hence painfully rejects her open arms all because he refuses to see her as anything more than a little sister. He is in his senior year.

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Suho (Gaku Namikiri in the manga).
A mysterious salesman you mistake for a cosplayer--but who wouldn't when he's wearing unconventional, kinda freaky and futuristic costumes and then there's that weirdness about him? After "saving his life"--not really--he offers you... a boyfriend?

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& MORE EXO MEMBERS and KPOP IDOLS to appear~

▌Summary:

What becomes of a broken heart when you just happen to have a robot boyfriend? Should your love life finally get better? Or would there come drastic changes and a turn for the worst?

Life isn’t easy for an A-cup. She’s pretty cute and, well, pretty popular—even with the boys. Many have called her beautiful: friends; juniors; seniors; strangers; erts; yet they had all judged her for what stood on the outside! She wanted to be called beautiful for what she has on the inside. And even though she was popular with the boys too, none had even tried to approach her and that she blames it on her small chest. A girl like her hates to feel like she has been insulted; the reason why she vows never to date again, ever. She needs someone who will love her unconditionally and admire her for who she is. She wants perfection. She wants an absolute boyfriend to adore every little bit of her.

So life isn’t easy for an A-cup. But when a huge package arrives through the front door, a woman’s life will change forever. For better or for worse.