[Kris POV]

I quickly took my hands off his legs and straightened myself out.

LuHan covered his chest and said “I didn’t know you thought of me like that” jokingly.

I smacked the back of his head. “You know I didn’t mean it that way.”

“How could I ever be sure now?” he shivered and teased. 

I smacked him again. “Stop.”

“I’m only joking.” He said rubbing the back of his head. He handed me a plate with lots of food on it. “Eat up.”

I put the food on the ground, where I had been sleeping and searched my pockets.

“Where’s my phone?!” I asked in a panic.

“Oh, I put it on the table. You started DROOLING on it.”

I ran to go get it. She probably updated already, even replied to me.

I quickly logged in and saw it right on the side. “New messages” and under that “New Story Updates”

LuHan looked over my shoulder so I hid the phone screen. “What do you want?”

He smirked “Ohhh who is it? A girl?!”

“No, it’s not.” It was. But I wasn’t going to tell him that.

“Then why won’t you show me?”

“It’s… It’s a text from my mom.” I lied.

It was a good excuse, I'd use that from now on. She's just my mom.

“I would love to see that mother-son love” LuHan said, still smirking. Then he sat down and started eating my food.

Looks like he was staying.

Please leave.

“But-” I started then Luhan got up and patted my head.

“Just kidding, I have too many things to do.” He said and skipped away.

Thank goodness.

I saw her reply.

“Okay, you’re not. Happy?”

Hmm… “Yes.” I simply said. I shouldn’t be talking to her in the first place.

But wait. Why not?

It was harmless.

I went to go read her chapter update, I was going to send another message but by then she had replied to me already.

“Hey, Mr.Kris-fan-that’s-totally-not-gay-and-claims-to-not-be-a-girl What do you think would be a sure sign that Kris loved a girl.”

I thought about it, when would I know if I loved a girl or not? Hmm…

If she was pretty? Nah, that was kind of shallow.

If…

“If one day I thought she was more important to me then EXO.”

Send.

Then I realized, I’d accidentally replied with personal pronouns.