HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

 

 

What the h3ll! When will this guy stop laughing at my expense, can’t he see that I’m about to kill him?!ggggggggggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

 

 I can’t really blame him for laughing his off, I don’t even have the guts to look at myself right now and this is their entire fault (my three princes) 

 

 

Yesterday night was picture perfect, the four of us ate dinner and enjoys talking to each other not until they decided to play a game, and whoever the loser is should follow the three winners and the lucky me, LOSE, so they gag up on me and decided to be my fairy godmothers.

 

 

Hyunjoong-oppa  become my make-up artist while Jaejoong-oppa is my hair stylist and to complete the makeover Top-sshi decided to let me wear my

ajumma clothes again. And the result is EPIC…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

EPIC FAILURE 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Seriously, I look like a desperate ajumma wanting for a man’s attention. huuhuhuhuhu

 

 

 

 

 

 

What a way to start my morning…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ding dong!

 

 

 

 

 

Who the h3ll would go to his house at this hour? It’s still so early in the morning.

 

 

 

 

“Top-sshi can you please open the door?” 

 

“Why? You do it yourself!” he said while still laughing, gosh, when will he stop?

 

 

“But can’t you see? There’s no way I would open that door with this look” I manage to say to him

“No! You open it up, you’re my help remember?”

 

Gosh, I really have no choice now since his right, I just hope that the person behind the door is just one of the newspaper boy or something.

 

 

 

 

 

Ding Dong!

 

 

 

 

Wow, very patient huh!  COMING, I shouted though I’m not sure if s/he could hear me.

 

 

 

 

 

Ding Dong! Ding Dong! Ding Dong!

 

 

 

 

“Can’t you wait, why you have to …?” I yelled when I open the door and I stop at the same time I realize who the person… I mean persons in front of me are ...I blink a couple of times just to make sure that I am not hallucinating… I close my eyes and open it and they are still in front of me and finally when I realize that they are really real… then I did what every normal people will do when they are shock and surprise…SHOUT

 

 

 

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

I know I look crazy but can you blame me? The freaking bigbang is in top-sshi’s villa and they freaking see my horrible state….huhuhuhu….I so wanna die right now… this is so embarrassing 

 

 

 

 

I continued my shouting frenzy until I felt that the world is shaking… is there an earthquake?

 

 

 

 

When I stop shouting, I realize that it’s not an earthquake but its top-sshi shaking me unceremoniously to get my attention.

 

 

 

“Ajumma are you okay?” he ask me

 

 

“Am I okay? Am. I. okay? You’re asking me if I’m okay. DO I LOOK LIKE I’M OKAY? HAVENT YOU REALIZE THAT YOUR GROUPMATES SAW ME? BIGBANG SAW ME IN MY MOST MISERABLE STATE? WHO WOULD BE OKAY WITH THAT?” I answered him without a break…no, I actually shouted at his face…

 

 

“Oh!”

 

 

 

Oh! That is all he has to say? Gosh, I really wanna die right now and I will make it sure that I’ll bring him with me …

 

 

 

But before I could kill top… I hear someone from our visitor says…

 

 

 

“Top- hyung will just go back later.” Oh it’s the maknae (hmmm. He’s better looking in person; I don’t think camera gives justice to his looks)

 

 

“No, you don’t have to worry its fine, the four of you come in” top said

 

 

 

“Are you sure hyung? I mean…” Kwon leader said (he really is a fashionista, even though his just wearing a simple tee and a denim pants he still look every inch a celebrity that he is and I must add that he is Hot…really Hot….waaaahhhhh)

 

 

 

“Really its fine, this ajumma is just overreacting sometimes” he said to them… OVERREACTING… can he hear himself? Normal people would react the way I did…aaaiiissshhht…top is really annoying…

 

 

 

The four of them went to the living room while top and I followed them.

 

 

 

“Hmmmm…Hyung who is she?” Youngbae ask (wow… his eye smile is to die for…hehehehehehe)

 

 

 

“She is my friend” top answered….huh? As far as I remember I am his help… I look at him with a question on my face… he just smiled at me.

 

 

“Friend? Oh did she sleep here?” Daesung ask (awww...he is so cute…I wanna pinch his cheek…)

 

 

“Neh... actually she is living here together with me” top answered coolly

 

 

“What?” They shouted all together…Is it really wrong for me to stay here with top?

 

 

“You don’t have to worry, Yg hyung won’t know not unless you tell him. You’re not going to tell him right?” top eyed them waiting for their answer

 

 

“Is she your girlfriend?” Jiyong ask top while looking at me

 

 

“No” top answered

 

 

“I thought so too.. She’s rrrrreally far from your ideal girl” he said while chuckling…hello…can’t he see I’m still here… and what’s wrong with me?

 

 

 

“Yah! I’m still here you know, and excuse me I am top’s ideal girl” I said while facing him...who the hell does he think he….excuse me I am pretty...it’s just that I am not in my prettiest state right now..

 

 

“Are you crazy? Look at yourself ajumma!” he retorted…gosh… I take back what I said earlier about him being Hot…he is a meanie… I was about to answer him back when top beat me to it…

 

 

 

“Enough! Jiyong that’s not the way to speak to my friend” 

 

 

 

Bleh! I stuck out my tongue to Jiyong…take that…

 

 

 

“And you dara go to your room now and change, looking at you I really can’t blame Jiyong” he said to me while smiling playfully…and I saw Jiyong stuck his tongue to me too…does he think he looks cute? Of course not… 

 

 

 

 

 

Aissshtt.. I have no choice but to go to my room and change, but before that I left that jerk guy with my must deathly glare...hmmpp… and while looking at him I saw the other members looking at us- amused, they look adorable except for that jiyong jerk…

 

 

 

 

 

 

Inside my room , I began to think that I got a new celebrity friends in the name of Youngbae, Daesung and Seungri because they seem nice and I got my first celebrity enemy in the name of Jiyong Jerk.