Dress Code?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6fLVXbP7X8

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That night, the boys closed the shop early and came home to get ready for the club. By 8 p.m., they were all ready to go.

“Where’s Yeojin?” Yongguk asked.

“Did she fall in the washing machine?” Youngjae chuckled.

“I heard that!” You shouted from above. Jongup laughed.

“Come down! We have to go!” Yongguk hollered.

“I’m coming!” They heard you moving towards the stairs.

Himchan straightened up. If he had a tail, it would be wagging furiously at this point. “I can’t wait to see my innocent baby doll all sexied out-“ His jaw dropped.

Daehyun raised an eyebrow.

Yongguk’s eyebrow arched up, “You’ve got to be kidding me.”

Zelo and Jongup just blinked at you.

Youngjae cracked up first. “PUHAHAHA!”

You defensively crossed your arms, “What now Youngjae oppa?”

“You really asking me that? Look at yourself! HAHAHAHAHAHA! OHMYGOD! I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU WANT TO WEAR THAT TO A CLUB! HAHAHA!” Youngjae grabbed his stomach. The only thing he wasn’t doing was rolling on the ground.

You pouted, “What’s wrong with my outfit?”

“YOU’RE A NUN!” Youngjae laughed hard.

“What?” You gave him a confused and looked down at yourself.

Himchan and Yongguk exchanged glances. Yongguk chuckled and walked towards you. “Look, honeybunny. I know I told you this isn’t a strip club or a nightclub but it’s still a club. You can’t…you can’t wear this.” He lightly pinched your outfit.

You defensively whacked his hand, “There’s nothing wrong with my outfit! I wear things like this every day!”

“Exactly.” Himchan said. “Huh?” You were growing more confused by the second.

Yongguk affectionately rubbed your head, “You’re so cute, you know that?” You pouted. He pinched your cheek. “Long skirts, long shirt, and leggings are not exactly ‘club dress code’, honey. I’m sorry.”

“Then what exactly is ‘club dress code’?” You asked.

Himchan expertly said, “It’s easy. Just take off your leggings, rip your skirt in half, and cut off the top bottom of your shirt.”

Appalled, you wrapped your arms around yourself. Daehyun kicked Himchan from behind. “Ow!” He yelped.

“Let me show you.” Yongguk walked you to your bedroom. “If you’re going to undress her, let me help!” Himchan followed him upstairs. Daehyun panicked and followed but they had shut the door and locked it.

Youngjae clapped loudly, “That was the best. I have a new nickname for her. Nun!” He burst into laughter again.

“OPPA! NO! STOP! AHH!” Daehyun heard your cries. He banged on the door with wide, panicky eyes. *What the hell are they doing to her?! Don’t violate her, you bastards!*

Abruptly the door opened. Daehyun almost punched the older boys in the face.

“Viola~ showing you our new Yeojin.” Yongguk smiled and held his arm out.

You stepped out and Daehyun’s eyes popped out of its sockets. Youngjae’s jaw fell open and he couldn’t stop staring. Jongup started to stare at you also.

Zelo spoke up, “Noona! You’re sexy!”

You flushed, “I don’t like this at all…” You glanced down at yourself. Yongguk had made you wear a see through tank top with a pink cropped bra-like top that Himchan had given you for Christmas. Himchan had viciously torn your jeans so that they became short shorts.

You uneasily toyed with the black necklaces, “I can’t do this. This isn’t me!”

You went to change but Yongguk held you back. “What are you talking about? This is you.”

“Oppa.” You whimpered.

“You look perfect.” Yongguk softly kissed your forehead and smiled. “I bet all the boys will be all over you tonight.” Daehyun scowled. He didn’t like that idea.

Himchan stepped out with a loud whoop, “SHE’S READY TO PARTYYY!” The boys started howling like wolves with him. You turned red in embarrassment but laughed.

“Let’s go have fun!” Yongguk ran down. You sighed *I guess. This can be my once in a lifetime crazy event.* You followed the boys to the van.

You were squeezed between Jongup and Daehyun. “Where’d you get this van? Did you rent it for tonight?” You asked.

“Rent. Yeah, right.” Himchan chuckled.

“Not exactly, no.” Yongguk started the engine.

You narrowed your eyes at him, “Oppa…” “It’s a customer’s.” He confessed.

Your eyes widened, “OPPA, HOW DARE YOU!”

“Relax. It’s all good. I’m a good driver.” Yongguk sped off too suddenly, which made everyone in the back seat crash into their seats.

“HYUNG!” “OPPA!”

“Oops, my bad.” Yongguk chuckled and blasted the radio, “ENJOY THE RIDE, KIDS!”

You smacked your hand over face *Remind me why I agreed to this in the first place? I’m so stupid. I know I’ll regret this.*