Remember Super Generation, Locksmiths and Royal Family?
SNSD Drabbles To Cure Our HeartsObviously The Boys Era Visually.
TY: Remember our times with Super Junior oppas? Good times.
HY: We were such oppa material. Remember our cover for Sorry Sorry?
TY: Oh yeah, that's the lowest note I've ever done.
TF: I can do better.
TY: We all know that, Fany.
SN: Our Seoul collaboration was fun... when are we gonna do another collaboration?
TY: Please, people like ExoShidae. They like us with kids.
HY: You had an affair with Baekhyun, Baeyeon.
TY: Why would people think we're dating in my car? I'm just showing him my car and helping him with Chanyeol. Seriously, he expects me to help when I haven't even made a move.
SN: Wow... must have been awkward for you guys to continue such relationship.
HY: Never mind that. I still remember those embarassing times I spent with Eunhyuk oppa. Like, wow.
TY: You guys suit each other though. I'm serious.
HY: It's EunHae and HyoTae, clear?
SN: Not giving up, I see.
HY: For Baeyeon, I'll do anything.
TF: Including fighting against two Americans?
TY: Two? I thought none since you're with Yuri.
SN: How bout Sica?
TY: Donghae oppa? So.. HyoHyuk and HaeSica. Pretty much concluding Super Generation.
TF: Not Heechul oppa?
TY: Please, I'm much more handsome compared to him. He's just so pretty and if I'm a guy, I'll bang him.
HY: You're not drunk, right?
SN: Hyoyeon, it's 10 in the morning and we're having breakfast. Milk and coffee.
TY: Too far? Seriously, that was a joke.
TF: Thank god Sica has a schedule now. She'll probably flip when she hear this.
TY: What? She doesn't want to be with Donghae oppa and wants Heechul oppa? Sheesh, I'll set it up.
SY: Don't do it, midget. Just don't.
SN: When were you here, lamp post?
SY: Since the Super Generation topic. Good times.
TF: How was the Seoul recording? Fun?
SN: Shindong oppa was cute with his role. The kids were cuter and the weather was cold.
TY: Chasing Siwon oppa with a bike that has training wheels cannot be anymore embarassing. I should win an Oscar for that act during the intro.
TF: You used training wheels?
TY: I know how to ride a bike, Miyoung. That was an act.
TF: Can I have them then?
TY: ......
SN: ......
SY: ......
YR: You don't know how to ride a bike?
TF: Not everyone can master them. The rule of stability is to have four wheels.
HY: Who came up with that?
TF: Me.
TY: You need tutor from Seohyun. I'm calling her here.
TF: Don't you dare!
SN: Before Miyoung murders our eardrum, let's get back to Super Generation.
SY: I was dancing alone and Donghae oppa did the same.
TY: Another reason why Jessica wants to be with Heechul oppa. How could you steal Donghae oppa away from her?
SY: Seriously, stop being matchmaker for Sica. She's still wondering about how she managed to be with Taecyeon.
TY: I did not do that.
SN: Don't question Taeyeonnie. She hates exams.
TY: It was a struggle during the 1 vs 100. I don't wanna go through that again.
HY: You were like a middle school student in there.
TY: Fans love me cause I look young.
SY: You're never gonna find a boyfriend looking like that.
HY: Let's make HyoTae happen.
SN: Seriously Hyo, stop.
YR: Let's make YulTae happen then!!
TF: Yuwree? Why?
YR: You kept playing with Sica and Taeng. How am I not jealous?
TY: Yul, no. Be faithful.
YR: Ouch.
TY: Can't I just be with Lee Teuk oppa?
HY: YOU LIKE HIM?!
SY: He doesn't have melons nor butts. Taeng, you're drunk. Someone must have put alcohol in your coffee.
TY: What? No. I was just saying that I wanna hang out with him once in a while and have some leader talk.
YR: Why not with us? Are we not good enough? Is that it?
TY: It's not that.
TF: Then what? Are you tired of my body? I won't wear too much pink anymore, I promise.
TY: It's not that but do so, I let you.
HY: You want me to play hard to get? I will.
TY: Please don't.
SY: Then say something woman!!
SN: Don't yell at Taeyeon.
TY: We just wanna talk about how hard it is to be a leader. We're bringing Victoria and Onew along, of course.
HY: Oh Baeyeon, just talk to me.. you know I'll listen.
YR: Hyo, stop.
YN: You guys finished the milk!!
SN: Cause you're slow.
YN: I have a schedule and came back at 4 am. What did you expect me to do on my free day?
SY: I'm still not letting go about the hamburger thing.
YN: Ju Hyun forced me!!
SN: Who did people ship Yoona with in SJ?
TY: Don't know. I just know HeeSica, HaeSica and HyoHyuk.
HY: Baeyeon!!
TY: Just saying some ships...
SN: People crave for those now.
SY: Like how people crave for TaengSic.
TF: Soo, how could you?! I thought you were loyal to us Locksmiths. You're the TaeNy president.
YR: Wait, does that include YulSic?
YN: No. YulSic's my parents.
SN: You can't be with Krystal then. She's your aunt.
YN: Not my aunt. My younger sister.
YR: I'm not allowing in the family.
YN: But I love her.
TY: How did Super Generation become a talk about the Royal Family?
HY: You wanna talk about our future?
TY: If that has nothing to do with their drama, I'm cool with it.
HY: YES!! One for me.
TY: So... how was your singles? Going great?
HY: ....
TY: Wait, too much? Okay, I'll take it slow. Did you like our comeback?
HY: Aren't you gonna ask about how I'm doing?
TY: You're happy now so I think it's even that I'm asking about our group.
HY: Not personal issues?
TY: As a group leader, I'm here listening to you as you are my member. I mean, your well being does affect our future.
HY: Our future?
TY: SNSD's future.
SN: HYO GOT BURN!!
SY: Now's not the best time to shove it on her face.
TY: I'll treat you to a meal later, how's that Hyo?
HY: Just us? Like, the two of us?
TY: Yeah sure, if that's what you want.
HY: I'm keeping your promise, Kim.
TY: You're a Kim too...
YN: Taeyeon unnie treating us to a meal?
HY: Just me, choding. Just me and her.
TY: I'll treat you next time, okay?
JS: I'm home!!
SH: I am not waiting for Jessica unnie's schedule to end ever again.
JS: But you were talking to Krystal while waiting for me anyway. You guys had fun.
YN: You were with Krystal? Seohyun, how could you?!
SH: I just did, unnie. I just did.
JS: Any food left for me?
SN: None I guess. Tiff and Yul shoved them all in Sooyoung.
JS: Why?
TF: She's not loyal to locksmiths!!
YR: And I want her to shut up about not shipping Yulsic.
SH: My parents are weird.
YN: Wait... so Seohyun is Yulti's child. Whose child am I then?
SN: Taeyeon's.
TY: That does not make any logical sense.
SN: You two are childish, full stop.
YN: Uh huh...
TY: Continue explaining to Yoona, I'm making something for Sooyeon.
JS: Yay!! Whaccha cooking?
TY: Whatever the pantry's offering.
JS: Kay~ I'm gonna go change my clothes, kay?
TY: Sure sure.
[Jessica went to her room, obviously shared with Tiffany]
TF: ....
YR: ....
SY: Crunch...
TY: What?
TF: You're cooking brunch for Jessi?
TY: Umm, yeah. I can't rely on you guys to cook.
YR: Why?
TY: You're gonna add cucumbers in them.
SY: Fair point.
YN: Can't I be an adopted child, Taeng unnie?
TY: Huh?
YN: I wanna be with Soojung.
TY: Then be with her.
YN: But I'm your child.
TY: And Krystal's obviously not related to me.
SN: HOLY ING , KIM TAEYEON YOUR WIFE IS JESSICA!!
TY: Huh?!
HY: The president agrees.
SH: We can swith parents if you want to, unnie. I don't want to be related to a pink monster and a swimmer who's a total player.
YR: SEO JU HYUN, I AM NOT A PLAYER.
SH: Unnie, you said I love you too Juran unnie two weeks ago.
TF: She what?!
YR: Mushroom, I swear I can explain.
SY: This is why I'm the rich uncle.
YN: Sooyoung unnie, adopt me.
JS: I'm Taengoo's wife?! God, you answered my prayers.
TY: Uh... here's your brunch??
JS: Thank you, hubby.
TY: How did Super Generation become this?
SN: Since you were kind enough to cook her brunch.
TY: Uh huh, Sooyeon are you free later?
JS: Yeah, why?
TY: Nothing, just stay free. I have something planned. Enjoy your food.
HY: Where you going?
TY: Calling someone?
YN: Who?
TY: Heechul oppa. I'll be outside if you need me.
HY: ....
SN: You gotta be kidding me.
SY: Is she....
JS: Can you guys talk in full sentences? I don't get it.
TF: She's calling Heechul oppa to set you two on a date.
JS: SHE WHAT?!
YN: Wait, does that mean I'm not Sica unnie's child? Great!!
AUTHOR'S NOTE
I tried, I really did. Was watching Super Girl by Suju and then Suju's parody of Gee and this came up.
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