JS: I'M HER HUSBAND?!

TF: Why are you so loud this early in the morning?

JS: Hwang, I'm your husband. Literally.

TF: Jessica, no. My husband material is Yul.

JS:I'm not kidding, look at the IGAB live footage. Everyone's shipping us!!

TF: Like how everyone ships you with Taeyeon?

JS: Tiff, I love you but Taeyeon's my husband since 2008. You were Yul's anyway.

TF: Well, I love you too, Jessi. I love you so much!! You were shipped with Yul more than TaeTae though. Come here, let your bestfriend kiss the daylights out of you!!

JS: Tiff!! Stop kissing me already!! I'm still Taengoo's.

Tf: Oh please, she loves Sunmi more than us now. Maybe Seolhyun too...

JS: La la la, can't hear ya!!

TF: You know, Jessi...

JS: What?

TF: Your 's are really soft.

JS: What?! Tiff!! Stop squishing them.. Y-YAH!!

TY: You know... there's a room, yours and Tiff's, for love making, right?

TF: Tae Tae!! You're okay with us? I thought she's yours!!

JS:*whines* Taengoo!! 

YR: What's with Jessica using high note?

TY: Love making with Fany in public.

YR: How bout you call Sunmi and I'll pick Juran up? To our usual cafe.

TY: Sure, girls make sure you don't... you know. Oh yeah, if you want to spice things up, get the paper bag under my bed and have fun.

JS: Taengoo!! 

TF: Yuwree, we're just joking around!!

YR: By groping Sica's s in front of me... really, Miyoung?

SN: What's the noise about?

TY: JeTi love making. Wanna go out for coffee?

SN: Who you bringing?

YR: The usual.

SN: I'm in.

TF: Wait... what are you even talking about?

SN: Fany... it's just us hanging out at a cafe.

YR:Then play around...

SN: Go to a bar and..

YR: GET WASTED!!

JS: I should have never mentioned about that music video.

SN: What music video?

TF: Our IGAB live but just me doing improvisation and Jessica tagging along.

SN: You nearly made all of us pick our noses. Thank god Yoona didn't continue...

TF: It was to make the concert livelier!!

TY: Thank god I was at the far end. That would be hella embarassing. 

YR: Taeng, have I told you that one of those has Jessica doing a wave?

TY: WHERE'S THE LAPTOP!! I NEED TO SEE THIS!!

JS: She loves me!! Taengoo loves me!!

TY: That must be hella embarassing if only those two did it.

JS: KIM ING TAEYEON.

TY: If you wanna , you could have asked for it rather than make out with Tiffany.

JS: She was harassing me, Taengoo.

YR: She's whipped, alright...

SN: Please, how long have she's been pining her?

TF: Longer than my relationship with Yuri.

YR: Oh, come on!!

SN: When you're gonna leave, call me. I need peace from all this romance.

[Sunny's back in her room]

TY: But seriously though, I never thought that you're husband material.

JS: Why?

TY: One, you're too cute. Two, JeTi is pretty much versatile and lastly, weren't you my wife since 2008?

JS: TAENGOO REMEMBERED!!

TY: And I also remembered that you stopped calling me Taengoo around 2010 and 2011.

YR: Taeng, you're harsh.

TY: Thank you and hey!! This one has Sooyeon's abs!! Like, holy!!

YR: Where?!

TY: Here.. wait... There!!

JS: How did I fall for this ert?

TF: Jessi, your body is to die for.

JS: Thanks, Tiff....

TY: Sica, nice body shape.

TY: Thank you, Taengoo!!

YR: I swear your girl is whipped.

TY: Yeah, yeah...

SN: Are we gonna go coffee later or not?

Author's Note

It was actually just JeTi talking about IGAB but somehow... this happened so yeah. Sunny, I'll have coffee with you.