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author's note hello hello my fellow astronauts! welcoming back to a revised version of chapter one! now including two more of the revealed characters! if you have yet to check on the new layout and revised content, please do so! i would advise that you have a thorough read on all the information! i updated everything on this fic! so expect some reading ;) it'll explain some more about the amount of apps i'm accepting and the deadline! pls comment below if you're unclear about thing! a rule of thumb on asking is that if you're unsure/curious, someone else is probably too! so please ask! 
congratulations to both chang and gyerans mum/dad! woots woots! i love the flavour both of your characters add to the hell of a broth titled as headdesk. pls tell me if i did your character dirty! and since i'm reposting this chapter, congrats again to sunwoo and mina! i also edited their parts a bit so pls reread (you might find that something's different!) all in all i'll be revealing more characters in the next chapter! please check the staffbook for your character id!! (pls do) (i'll be sad otherwise!) chapter #001 the show
must go on polished shoes, branded goods, and hair dipped in generous amounts of overpriced wax was a rather routinely morning for the ceo of monster inc. he snatched a set of keys from the blinding bench tops, (probably polished in gold), humming an upbeat tune to the latest pop hits he overheard on typical, americanised radios. 

the doors to his imported, jet-black vehicle opens for him with a single click of a button, showcasing his high-end lifestyle. (what a show off.)

the first thing he does on this rather serene morning was to press on the radio without a single doubt, wincing (and half-screaming his heart out) when the volume turns out to be six times louder than it should have been.

he sighs when he realises that one of his employees had probably taken advantage of his weak heart when they practically begged him for 'one last drive' before they clocked out for the day. 

(why are they getting paid for playing around in the ceo's expensive car is one of the many world mysteries.)

he exhales heavily a second time as he slipped on his non-prescriptions glasses and examines his complexion through the rear mirror.  with a satisfied hum, the ceo begun his day with another timely mornings.  "good morning joonmyeon," chanyeol addressed as the ceo stepped inside the interior of monster inc's architecture.

the male had been dressed rather stylishly with an autumn palette, from burnt oranges to crispy browns.

the sales director stalled for a little, pivoting on his feet as he tapped on the files seated on his right hand, bunched up like fat checks.

"your secretary called in sick today," chanyeol paused, eyes wandering around, searching for a reaction of some sort. "but don't fret, i've gotten you a replacement from my dep."

"oh don't worry princess!" joonmyeon laughs heartily, not quite picking up on the fact that chanyeol was a tad wiggly today. "i'll be fine without one."

chanyeol doesn't quite respond for a bit, nodding off into his swarm of thoughts before he resigned himself.

"i thought it'll be helpful, but anyway i've got to go hand some files over to the finance department."

the taller figure was about a step away when a hand actively pulled him back and his body jerked unexpectedly at the force.

"say hi to eggin for me," joonmyeon glances up with an overbearingly brilliant smile, eyes crinkling into half-moons as he patted chanyeol's shoulder twice in a rhythmical manner, laughing to himself as he headed off to his office. 

chanyeol sighs as he loosens the tie around his neck slightly. 

"i hope they're not going too far this year." joonmyeon's steps were light and airy as he breezed through the corridors, humming a softer tune compared to this morning. (most probably an old ballad from the seventies or something.)

he starts whistling as he hits the elevator and trades a gaze with the relations team leader. 

"sunwoo! my good man!" joonmyeon cheers upon his arrival, adjusting his slightly tipsy glasses with a strategic push of his index finger.

"morning sir," sunwoo nods without another word, stepping out of the metal box in a leisurely manner. 

just as he bypasses the ceo, a fleeting touch bestowed itself onto joonmyeon's back without the latter's notice. going about his day, joonmyeon sends sunwoo off with a basic blonde smile while whining about something along the lines of 'coming to the club meeting' and 'to respond to his messages once in a while'. 

sunwoo snorts apathetically as he saunters off to a corner. 

"hey ty boy!" 

he froze.

ah . joonmyeon doesn't expect too much first thing on a monday morning. of course, it includes fully functioning staff with the ability to perform and complete their designated tasks skillfully and efficiently. 

he doesn't quite know what to do when a ravishing figure sits on top of his secretary's desk, oozing out appeal with a wine shaded crop top and fishnets under her loose ripped jeans.

she noticed his presence in a jiffy, raising a hand up in a form of 'mannerly' greeting.

"sup, bossy ."

"about that rina--"

she shakes her head with clearly audible 'tsk(s)', 

"i knew you had rocks for brains, but joonmyeon, i'm relatively offende
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mucheng #1
Chapter 36: i;m so freaking late but oml ily and this story so much (ty for accepting my idiot of a character tk)
i missed out on so much that i cant rlly comment on anything now XD but omg ilysm
sadist
#2
Chapter 5: I HAVENT EVEN READ WVERYRHING BUT CAN INJSUT SAY SORRY FOR BEING DEAD

ALSO “YO MAMA’S DISAPPOINTMENT” OMG my mom would love to have joonmyun as her $on.
SHRIMPY’S BABYSITTER AND PRICKASS U CAME FOR HIM LIKE THAT, HUH.
also the HIT LIST: DICKLESS MCDICKEN OMG WHY AM I LAUGHING
snackamoto
#3
Chapter 36: "why the is joonmyeon kneeling on the floor like a dog with a goddamn chair stuck onto his gluteus maximus"
I CACKLED I RLY FRCKN CACKLEDSFKSDFJSNF
ok that was so messy but so funny
i like how shiyoon just pushed joon away when baek walked in like AwwWwWwwWw LOL
and her just dragging him into dinner hehehHHEHEHEHE she's SLICK
but uwu i am so uwuwuuwuwu for shihyun i want them together already
TheOnlyAce
#4
Chapter 36: OMG YOU'RE SO FAST!
i was like away for a bit and i got 2 updates already
the whole chapter was a ride! there would be no boring time at the office
i am quite looking forward to shiyoon's and baekhyun's story. it looks very entertaining and interesting
also, mina is like the y girl i want to be best friends with hahaha
anyway, congrats to the new employees
and to you as well for having a lot of views and subs! keep it up.
also, i'm halfway done with my app i think so keep on praying haha
sirius-
#5
Chapter 36: i mean this layout is the new
like i love the colors and graphics
i will probably add a new page to my app
and add in nova luna lee’s relationships
with baekhyun, chanyeol, joonmyeon, shiyoon
KoreanGal5
#6
Chapter 35: Did he spell "eggy" aloud?
Oh my gosh.
That's actually precious.
And laughing about the super glue still.
Eggy cutting off Joonmyun.
Literal gold.
snackamoto
#7
Chapter 35: LMAO OK THAT CHAPTER WAS WILD FROM START TO FINISH
LIKE MY FAVE PART WAS WHEN JOON WAS GLUED TO HIS SEAT
AND MINA'S LIKE yeaHB WASSUP
and when he spelled eggy, i'm going to COMBUST
ok this chapter was so good, even tho it was just an introductory chapter
but like......

i'm in love
spontaneity
#8
Chapter 35: E G G Y
HE SPELLED THAT OUT LMAOOOOOOOOO
DECEASED
gyeran might just be my new fave
(even if idk wtf he's saying half the time lol)

ALSO ANGEL CHANYEOL OMG
ig now we know the real reason m.i isn't dead lol
(besides being like 2 months old)

AND SHIHYUN WITH THE HAIR GEL LOOOOOL
he didn't even give jumyun a chance to speak after his mess up llol
i love these ppl
hwajeon #9
Chapter 3: yo,,,,lowkey this is so beautiful i almost shed a tear omg
is it time to sTART ANOTHER APP ALKSJDLJ