Weird Dragon
Friendzoned
It's been a month after Bom's birthday and I noticed Jiyong acting weird-er after that, I wonder why.
First, he gave me his black card and told me to go shopping. Wae? I have no idea. I have it until now and I found a very good use for it! It helps me make perfect winged eyeliners. I tell you, out of all the methods I tried, this is the most effective! I even used it in one of "get it beauty" episode. It works wonders plus even if it stains the card, it's ok because it's black anyways! Am I genius or what?
Back to Jiyong, after he gave me his card, he started coming by everyday in my apartment (2ne1 is on a break now so we left the dorm) He would always bring dinner. He said it's because he feels lonely eating by himself. Owwwwkey!
Also, he keeps buying me stuff! Bags, shoes, shirts, jackets, even electronics and furnitures!
"Jiyong, what is this?"
"That is the latest jacket from Chanel!"
"But it's summer! I don't need jackets!
*ding dong*
"Special delivery!"
"Jiyong, what is this?"
"That my friend is a special, limited edition, luxury set, Hello Kitty pots & pans!"
"What? You know I hardly cook, right?"
"Well, this would surely motivate you to cook more! Look how cute they are! They go well with your image! Look, it also comes with a pretty in pink apron with ruffles on the side!" He even put it on and modeled it like it's an Armani suit!
Gosh sooo cute! why does he looks like he was taken out of manga with that apron? It kinda turns me on. Noooo noooo Dara! Stop that! I closed my eyes and thought of wholesome images like tamtam, cats, stuff toys, Jjangme floating in the ocean. Kekeke. I started laughing because of that last thought. Jiyong got angry and walked out because he thought I was making fun of him.
*ding dong*
"Home shopping delivery!"
"Ahjussi, I think you got the wrong unit. I didn't order any of this!"
"Aren't you Sandara Park?"
"Uhmmm... Yes I am but I didn't order these."
"Oh here, it says here it was ordered on your behalf by Mr.Kwon Jiyong."
"Ooooh I see. Ok, I guess that is for me. What are these anyway?"
"Spy gadgets"
"Huh?" Mental note, call Jiyong later.
"Yaaaah!!!! Stop sending useless stuff! What is up with you these days?! I seriously think you need help. You're even hoarding home shopping stuff nowadays! Is my house a storage room? You better take them back, Jiyongaaaaaah!"
"Geez Dara! Stop shouting! My eardrums are about to burst. Ok, ok, I will send my manager there. Give him the stuff you don't like."
"By the way Dara, which color do you like more, orange or pink?"
"Are you shopping again?!"
*clicked* call ended.
"Jiyongaaaaah! You !"
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