Why Yixing wasn't in EXO's comeback
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The REAL reason why Yixing didn't participate in The War promotions, is all laid bare here. I warn you all, it is a lot to take in. I may or may not be sued, perhaps even assassinated by SM Enertainment. I write this with caution, because I believe it is important for EXO-Ls to know the truth.
Foreword
Kokobop is actually a song about Satanism and being a Satanist and . "Just throw random one eye signs throughout the video guys", the producer told the EXO members. "Hells yeah!", Sehun jumped excitedly like the little devil he is. Jongin was given a prop, with was a book with a title that read: "How to Survive the NWO". "Will I get to wear devil horns?", Satansoo asked. "Bish we have to be subtle with the symbolism we can't have our passive brainwashed fans becoming scared", Chanyeol warned him. "I don't want to take part in this anymore..it seems wrong.", Yixing spoke out like the delicate angel snow fairy he is. "Well you know where the door is m8.", and rest of the members ushered Yixing out of the production so he could never take part in this comeback the end.
A/N: EVERYTHING ISSA JOKE HERE, I wrote it for the bantz :-) Hopefully we will see angelic Yixing reunite with EXO in their repackage album, adios!
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