Taeyeon is on her work alone today. Tiffany can’t go due to prior appointments. Taeyeon was feeling blue and lonely as she sighed for the nth time that day. She missed her boss around and at the same time, there’s no customer that really goes into their restaurant.

When Taeyeon asked Tiffany why she hired a part timer when there's not much work to do, the only answer she got is “I was lonely waiting alone for someone to come in. So I hired someone that will wait with me.” She didn’t get the logic at first, but later understand as she observed her boss as a person that longs for love, which the latter wouldn’t dare to admit out loud.

While she was restocking the liquors on the refrigerator, she heard the door chime sound with no foot steps that comes after it. Taeyeon knows it’s not a customer, she immediately closed her eyes in fear. All she heard in a pure silence is her heavy breathing. She heard a chair in front of the counter screeched. She knows she’s not alone in the restaurant. especially when she felt something cold poking on her back.

“IN THE NAME OF PAPA JESUS, SAINT JOSEPH AND MAMA MARY! LEAVE BEFORE I PEE ON MY PANTS!” Taeyeon cried in fear as she lifted up the broom and dust pan in her hands in defensive pose

“Your face looks like you wanna right now.” a giggle was heard

Taeyeon slowly opened her eyes and looked at the one who’s giggling, it was Sooyoung.

“I ought to sprinkle some holy water on you one day.”

“Err… Taeyeon,  you didn’t have to go oh so holy with me, you know. And you’re too old to pee in your pants, have a little shame!” Sooyoung sat on the chair in front of the counter comfortably and look around. “Why are you alone? Where’s the pretty drunkard lady who keep saving your ?” Sooyoung asked

“So, you’ve been stalking, huh?” Taeyeon said as she closed the fridge

“Well, you know. Stalking you is my only source of amusement.” Sooyoung shrugged “Can I have some brandy?” the ghost said

“Sorry, we don’t serve spirits.”

“Racist.”

“This restaurant is always empty, I wonder why.” Taeyeon said as she stood up and looked through the glass window.

“I know why.” Sooyoung said as she approached Taeyeon and looked over the glass window too. “Look over there.” Sooyoung pointed out the two high schoolers who are looking at the restaurant’s menu outside.

“Will they dine in?” Taeyeon asked

“Probably not, heads up on 2 o'clock.” Taeyeon saw three ghosts glaring at the high schoolers. One ghost lifted the other high schooler’s skirt, and the two high schoolers were petrified. The other ghost scared the other one by making the other girl’s hair stand into the air and the third one kept whispering something on the two high schoolers that led them to ran away. The three ghost laughed out loud as they successfully scared away their victims.

“Aha! So, that’s why the restaurant is always empty. Those three jack- scared people away!” Taeyeon scoffed in disbelief and went outside to confront the three.

“OMG! Have you seen that girl’s face when I lifted up her skirt?” The doe eyed ghost said as she stifled fits of giggle. She kinda resembled alligator when she open wide to laugh

“That was so cool! Where did you learned that trick, Yoong-ah?” the tanned girl asked the doe eyed ghost

“Doe eyed be like idling on young girls’ shower rooms for a week.” The blonde ghost said.

“e!” The tanned girl shouted in disbelief

“Excuse me, is that a kind of dinosaur?” The doe eyed ghost named Yoong asked with her index finger pointed on her head, pretending to think hard

“What did you whisper on that girl, Hyo?” The tanned ghost ignored her friend and asked the blonde

“How many calories does a chicken and beer have.” Hyoyeon smugly smirked

“That’s indeed scary!” 

“ please, give me all your calories!”

“Girl didn’t hit the gym!”

“No need for gym, I was smoke’n hot when I got cremated.”

“No wonder you are a black ghost, Yul.”

“Make sense.”

“Oh, guys? I can see an angry dwarf going towards our direction.”

“That’s a human being, you fool.”

“A new victim!”

“Let’s lift her skirt up.”

The three mischievous ghost started to approach Taeyeon with wicked grins on their faces, before they can harass the petite girl, Taeyeon stopped them.

“Halt. Don’t you dare to move!” She shouted with her hands on her hips as she saw the doe eyed ghost already crouching ready to lift her skirt up and the tanned one’s hand close to her hair. She glared at the blonde who dares to whisper something on her ears.

“You can see us?” The blonde ghost asked in surprised

“Crystal clear.”

“Awww, what a cute little girl!” The doe eyed ghost said “Let me lift that skirt up!” she continued

“Don’t you dare!” Taeyeon glared at her “You guys have been chasing away our customers, I demand you to stop what you are doing!” Taeyeon said authoritatively

“And why should we follow your order?” The blonde ghost said “You’re just a kid!” And the three laughed out loud as they're highfive-ing each others “Maybe we should kill her too! It’s been a long time since we have no new recruit on our team!” The tanned ghost suggested

“Good idea Yul!” The blonde ghost named Hyo said as she clasped her hands in excitement.

“Baby girl, come to mama!”

“You sound like a maniac everyday, Yoong.” The tanned girl grimaced

“Don’t you dare touch my child!”

“What the fuuq? A dwarf and a  lamp post ghost?” The tanned girl said in surprise

“Shut up charcoal.”

“We can’t stop, we won’t stop. We own this place, you see that girl’s skirt? We’re gonna lift it up!” The three ghost eyed a new victim coming towards their direction.

“Do it and you’ll ascend to heaven quickly!” Taeyeon threatened

The three ghost shivered a little under the gaze of the petite girl.

“My, my, my… What a bunch of losers!” Sooyoung said with her cocky grin

“Who’s the loser, shrek face?” The ghost Yoong continued to provoke the taller ghost

“I SAID ENOUGH!” Taeyeon yelled as she brought up something from her skirt, causing the girl passerby who saw her to freak out and changed direction

The three ghost immediately clung in fear with each other as they saw the stuff Taeyeon is holding up high.

“Oh, look at this! Who’s the shrek face now? Ha! My oh my… I didn’t know you guys will be scared to this microscopic creature!” Sooyoung teased

“We’re not scared of her, we’re scared of that!” Yoong pointed out the unlit incense on Taeyeon’s hands and a lighter on the other.

When Sooyoung look at Taeyeon’s hand, she immediately clung with the three, joining the already crowded group hug and closed her eyes “WHAT THE FUQ TAEYEON? THAT IS ILLEGAL POSSESSION OF FIREARMS!” she yelled in fear

“Can we please talk about this? I think you are making a GRAVE mistake here.” Yul said

“Don’t kill us! I have a lot of skirts to lift up yet!” The doe eyed ghost plead

“We’re already dead you idiot!” Hyo said

“Taeyeon, think of all the times we’ve been together! Those sweet memories when I lulled you to sleep. The times when I give you the sweetest dreams you ever had. Hm?” Sooyoung tried to moved the girl’s conscience

“What sweet dreams are you talking about? Everytime you barge into my room, I feel like I am playing Five Nights At Freddy’s! There comes a time when I almost peed in my pants when you came out of the refrigerator at 3 am!”

“I was just preserving myself so I won’t spoil.”

“Like kimchi?” Yul asked

“Soochi.”

“Yoonchi.”

“Yulchi.”

“Hyochi.”

“Taechi? Hey isn't that some kind of chinese's martial art?"

“ie will be still kimchi, her last name is Kim.”

“What the hell are you guys talking about?” Taeyeon asked out of annoyance

“Harry Pothead, don’t light your wizardly incense stick! We promise to be goodie goodie and will just