Dear Diary,

I am writing this on December 11th,

I stepped out of my house and I happened to see him with her. That voloptuous woman was wrapping her arms around Seung Hyun-ssi, pressing her body against his. I wish she would just get away from him. It furiates me. How could this bad guy erase me from his mind so easily? After wronging me at that!

''YA! YOU NAPPEUN NOM AH!'' I threw a brick at him and hid behind a car then it landed on his head. (Wow I have such a good aim!)

He turned around, frustrated, pissed off and let go of his lover's hand. She rubs and pats his head that was exposing a little bit of blood. She took out a whole tissue box to wipe the mess I made. At that moment, I thought that maybe he really moved on. That maybe, he really didn't care about me anymore.

''OMO! OPPA, ARE YOU OKAY!?''

''WHAT THE HECK!'' He kicked the trashcan and stormed off.

''OPPA, LET'S GO TOGETHER!'' She sprinted and clung onto his arm tightly.

She was drop dead gorgeous while I looked like a potato. I had to go through so much surgery to achieve the look I was going for. While she... Well she was a natural beauty and barely wore any makeup and has an ideal korean body with an apple . Who wouldn't fall for that? On second thought... I want that man back. I called dibs first. I was thinking of running her over with my car that my last bo