"Okay, I get Pestilence being the school nurse and Famine working the cafeteria," she said, hefting herself up onto the cot behind her, "and War,  although it's a bit of a stretch, it kind of makes sense that you're the gym teacher."

"Have you ever played dodge ball?" War asked, crossing his arms defensively. "Dodge ball may not involve guns, but a rubber ball makes for a greater combat weapon than you may think."

"Whatever." She waived a dismissive hand in his direction before turning to Death. "But why on Earth are you a Calculus teacher?"

"I don't know if you've ever taken a Calculus test before," Death said, "but I can assure you nothing makes you want the embrace the sweet release of death more than not knowing why everyone else is using a calculator."

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SO I RECENTLY WATCHED XMEN: APOCALYPSE (WHICH BTW IS A GREAT MOVIE) AND I HAD A VERY IN DEPTH CONVERSATION ABOUT THE 4 HORSEMEN WITH MY FRIEND. THAT GOT THE BALL ROLLING FOR THIS IDEA AND IT JUST KINDA KEPT GOING. SO I HOPE THIS TURNS OUT FUN.