Sehun In An Epic Adventure - He Needs Your Subscriptions To SURVIVE!

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"Please," whispered Sehun, staring into your eyes with deep penetrating almond eyeballs.

"Subscribe so I can sing like a bird that likes to sing and is not forced to by external factors such as exploitative contracts."

Foreword

It was a warm summer day in South Korea.

Then again, every day was a warm summer day in South Korea.

This was because it was summer at the time.

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"I am trapped in the dull confines of the human existence, born without purpose, seeing without vision," mused Sehun as he prepared a nutritious breakfast of ramen noodles in his Seoul apartment overlooking the Han River. He pondered upon throwing himself into the harsh tides of nature and ending it all. 

He paused for dramatic effect.

"I will, after breakfast," he announced to himself. The rest of his EXO teammates were still asleep. Ignorance is bliss, Sehun thought. Those guys are really ignorant, he continued thinking. Time for the solo career? His train of thought was derailed at this point, as he realised he would not be alive in ten minutes, depending on how long it took him to eat the ramen and transport himself to the Han River.

As he mentally calculated the time it would take him, his buttocks were brutally assaulted by Chanyeol in a surprising fashion. That was because Chanyeol just woke up and entered the ramen-cooking area of their apartment, without alerting Sehun as he wore socks.

"Surprise -slap!" Chanyeol announced in the manner he always did. He always did. 

"Why do you always slap my ," Sehun questioned, but he knew the answer. Everyone in EXO knew. 

"Because you can't drive," Chanyeol replied, driving the dagger of truth through the soft tissues of Sehun's driving-ability-lacking heart.

Sehun just sighed. He knew, as he always did, that the Han River would remain unblessed with his dead body for yet another day. He had a driving lesson with his mortal enemy today. 

Like he did every day in Korea.

Because he was trying to get a driving licence.

In Korea. 

The boss of the SM Entertainment driving school was waiting for him.

In Korea.

"Slurp," Sehun said, finishing his ramen noodles and setting down his chopsticks for what he was determined to be the last time.

"It's time... to finish this."

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Will Sehun make it? By incredible coincidence, his chances entirely depend on the number of subscribers to this story. 

Subscribe if you want him to live. And keep the Han River clean.

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