Chapter 2

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Jai took a deep breath, because she was about to lose it. The kitchen floor had pieces of broken glass from the bowl Daesung dropped, juice Seungri spilled and now, cereal that also had been spilt. The older 3 were in the living room wrestling, Seunghyun apparently had Youngbae over his shoulder and Jiyong was trying to climb on top of Seunghyun to pull Youngbae off. And to top it all off, nobody was dressed, Seunghyun, Jiyong and Youngbae still had to shower, nobody had eaten and hair still had to be fixed.

“Maybe if I close my eyes and count to 10, when I open my eyes it will all be a dream,” Jai said.

She closed her eyes and starting counting, “1..2..3..4..5..6-”

“NOOONAAA!! TELL SEUNGHYUN HYUNG TO PUT ME DOWN!!”

“NOONA! WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSE TO EAT SINCE SEUNGRI SPILLED THE CEREAL??”

“I DIDN’T SPILL IT, YOU DID, HYUNG!”

Jai dragged her hands down her face.

“I didn’t even get to 10,” she groaned, “Well, I guess I’m going to have to deal with this.”

Jai walked into the kitchen and when she saw the mess, she groaned. It was worse than she thought.  On top of everything else that was spilt, there was now also milk. Honestly, how do teenage boys make such a mess? Even 5 year olds don’t make messes this big!

“Yah! Daesungie! Sey-Sey! How did cereal and milk get spilled everywhere?,” Jai said, putting her hands on her hips.

“Because Dae-,” Seungri started to say before Daesung pushed him out the way.

“I’ll tell you, Noona, because Seungri is just going to make up stories,” Daesung said.

“I am not! I was jus-,” Seungri was cut of again but this time by Daesung’s hand.

“Ok, here is what happened: I was getting a bowl from the cabinet’s top shelf, why the bowls are on the top shelf I don’t know, but I was reaching for one and I did get one but I accidently knocked another one out so it fell and broke. Seungri was trying to open the cereal box but he was opening it upside down and I know how Kahni Noona is OCD about those things so I was trying to get the box from Seungri but he wouldn’t let it go and so I started pulling this way and he was pulling that way,” Daesung said, now demonstrating, “and Seungri still wouldn’t let go, so I yanked really hard but so did he and then the box tore and cereal flew everywhere. The end.”

Jai just looked at Daesung for a minute. He just stood there and smiled back at her.

Jai ran her fingers through her hair and said, “Ok, well that explains the bowl, and the cereal but what about the milk?”

“Uhh,” Daesung said, looking at Seungri.

Seungri looked back at him and then looked at Jai.

“We don’t know,” Seungri said.

Daesung shrugged his shoulders and said, “It just fell.”

Jai narrowed her eyes and said, “It just fell?”

“Mm.”

“Out of the refrigerator?”

“Uh huh.”

“By itself?”

“Yes.”

Jai covered his face with her hands. These two were going to drive her to drink.

“Ok,” Jai finally said, “You two clean up this mess while I try to go break up the chaos in the living room.”

“Ok, Noona,” Seungri said, running to get the mop, “I’ll mop!”

“No, I’ll mop! You always spill the water! You sweep!,” Daesung said, running after Seungri.

“I’m not sweeping!”

“Yes, you are!”

“No, I’m not!”

“Yes, you are!”

“Oh my head,” Jai said, placing a hand on her forehead, “I feel like I’m going to have a migraine by the end of this morning.”

 

When Jai walked into the living room, another big mess was waiting for her. Pillows were thrown off the couches, an arm chair had been tipped over, magazines had been knocked off the coffee table and Seunghyun still had Youngbae over his shoulders.

“Yah! Seunghyun-ah! Put Youngbae down right now!,” Jai yelled.

Seunghyun looked at Jai and said, “But Noona, they were being disrespectful to me! ME! The hyung!”

“No, we weren’t,” Jiyong protested.

“Yeah, all we did was repeat what you said to us,” Youngbae added, smirking.

Seunghyun, hearing the smirk in Youngbae’s voice, reached up and smacked Youngbae on the .

“Yah!,” Youngbae said, kicking Seunghyun in the chest, “Don’t hit me!”

“Don’t kick me!,” Seunghyun said, hitting Youngbae’s again. And Youngbae kicked him again.

“Put him down!,” Jai said, “And if I have to say it again, I’m going to spank your !”

Seunghyun huffed and literally dropped Youngbae. Youngbae fell hard, landing on his stomach.

“Oooww~,” Youngbae groaned holding his stomach.

“She said to put you down,” Seunghyun smirked.

Youngbae glared at him and then he knocked Seunghyun’s legs from under him, making Seunghyun fall right next to him. Jiyong started laughing but quickly moved out the way when Seunghyun tried to do the same to him.

Jai looked at them and said, “Clean up this mess and hurry up and shower. No more wresting, arguing, fighting, or whatever you were doing. Got it?”

“Got it,” Jiyong said, saluting her.

“Yes, Noona,” Seunghyun said, smiling a mischievous smile. Youngbae just smiled at her.

“I mean it,” Jai said, leaving the living room, “No more horseplay.”

 

Jai went into her room to find something to wear for the day.

“I swear, I’m going to kill Unnie for doing this to me,” she said, throwing clothes out of her closet looking for her blue Hello Kitty shirt. Now where did she put her-

Crash!

Jai closed her eyes and then yelled, “What was that!?”

“Nothing!” came the unison response.

“Oh my god~,” Jai said, frustrated beyond belief, “Because every time they say it’s nothing, it’s always something and it always something big that they broke.”

Did she really want to go see what it was?

No.

Did she have to?

Yes.

Was she going to spank the boys if they broke something expensive?

OH YEAH.

 

All the boys were in the kitchen and they were picking up the pieces to something.

“What did you break?,” she asked, coming up behind them.

“Nothing,” Jiyong said, hiding whatever he had in his hands behind his back.

Daesung and Youngbae who also had something in their hands, did the same thing.

“Let me see,” Jai said, holding out her hand.

“Trust me, Noona,” Seunghyun said, “You really don’t want to see.”

“Yes, I really think I do,” Jai said, “Show me.”

“Alright…,” Jiyong said, bring his hands from behind his back. He had a big piece of white something.

“What is this?...,” Jai said, looking at it.

Then she looked at it a little closer....She closed her eyes and said, “Please, please, tell me this isn’t the rice cooker that Unnie just bought.”

“It isn’t the rice cooker Kahni noona just bought,” Seungri said.

Jai looked at him.

“Are you lying?”

“Yes, but you said to tell you that it wasn’t the rice cooker,” Seungri stated.

Jai made a face at him.

“Do

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Anglia1979 #1
I think this is my favourite story of yours. I love this universe. I have read your other story, well first chapter, "Busted " with Kahni and Jai. Could you please unblock it on LiveJournal or reposted in here. Pretty please. You are amazing writer!
j2ster
#2
Chapter 2: so long but totally worth it! I LOVE IT
DancingQueenHyoyeon #3
love reading this!!
PrincessOfAlbion
#4
Best. Comedy. Ever. I've never laughed so hard in my entire life. Thanks for making my day~<3
Asian_Innocence
#5
lolz totally worth the readd =D
drizzleandrain #6
I am literally in tears from having laughed so hard. The boys are just... priceless. Thanks a lot! =)
superbear
#7
ROFL<br />
chaos everywhere~<br />
i'm lovin' it<br />
XDXDXDXD
fluffy_bunny24 #8
LMFAO!!!<br />
This story is hilarious && EPIC~!<br />
Please please PLEASE uodate ASAP!<br />
xDDD