Too lazy to bother with the title... A random amount of swearing involved. -v-

Chanyeol's POV:

I look down and see a very mad Baekhyun and Kyungsoo. "Oh ...." I curse out loud.

What is he gonna think? Will he be mad? Oh wait, he is mad! He's right in front of me. Arhh...actually he looks pretty cute while mad.

"Are you the one following our asses?!" Kyungsoo screeched.

I just stood there. Probably with a stupid blank expression, unable to form complete sentences.

Baekhyun's POV:

"Are you the one following our asses?!" Kyungsoo screeches.

"You're that one douche in the hallway!" I scream, remembering his deep voice, baby face, and of course, large ears.

"Well I wasn't really following both your asses, just Baekhyun's." This guy knows my name?

"How do you know my name?" I curiously ask.

"You're pretty famous."

"Oh."

"You stalker, why are you still here?" Kyungsoo screams once again, causing many passerbys to give us confused looks, but overall continue their way.

"You're more bitter than Baekhyun? Why don't you have the bitter title?"

"For you information, I am pretty proud of my-"

"HEY! Isn't that Bitter Kyungsoo???!" A random person yells. We turn our heads to the direction of the voice.

What the hell? 'Bitter Kyungsoo'? What the hell?!

"Say what?" I yell back.

"OH! It's the old one!" Old one?!

"OLD ONE?! WHAT THE HELL?!?!"

"Yeah, Kyungsoo's the new bitter king."

"What the ? I never heard of this- what the - Kyungsoo?!"

"Oh yeah...about that...Ack-hem...Ehehehe...sorry 'bout that Baekhyun." Uh-huh. Well screw you too Kyungsoo.

"You know what- Uhg, never mind, I don't care."

"DID SOMEONE SAY 'NEBER DUN MIND 'BOUT A THANG'??"

"Sehun shut up." I shout back a wild Sehun who popped out of no where.

"Hmf. Rude." Sehun retaliates before heading back somewhere    where ever he ever was.\

"Does anyone remember my existance?" The tall fellow asks.

"No. To be honest, no."

"Will you be the Bacon to my Eggs?"

"What   "

"You are the oven to my dough, you make me rise and hard."

"What in the fu   "

"Wanna do some math? Add the bedroom, subtract the clothes, divide our legs, and multiply. ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)"

"What the actual ? You horn horndog     "

"Shussh~ Just let it happen."

"Excuse me?"

"You are excused."

"I did not mean---"

"Don't worry~ Let's go child."

Then suddenly the tall guy started pulling me somewhere. Leaving behind Kyungsoo who just shrugged and walked away. Wait what. The tall male ignored my swears and curses as he continued to drag me somewhere.

Am I going to be ? This guy is gonna me then leave me to die in his evil castle then after I have drifted into the afterlife he'll cut up my body, seperating the human flesh from the bones and cook the meat, maybe season it and add more flavor, then eat it for dinner. Dear god BYun Baekhyun say your prayers. Mom I am so sorry that you had to see my eyeliner masterpiece art work. Dad, expect me in the afterlife. Kyungsoo, I'll haunt yo for a few years. That one guy behind the counter in that cosmeti   

"Oh my god I am so sorry don't kill me."

"Excuse me? All you do is say sorry?"

"Well...Do you want me to buy you a strawberry packet?"

"...How do you know I like the strawberry packet?"

"Duh. I was watching you."

"That is hella creepy but okay, buy me it and I'll forgive you." He gives me a wide, creepy smile and nods his head.

We begin walking back to the cafe. I take out my phone and begin texting Kyungsoo.

From: Baekhyun
To: Kyungsoo

HEY! Why the hell did you leave me! You didn't even TRY to save me, you just left me to die and shrugged, as if saying, 'it's not my fault if that BEAUTIFUL POOR HELPLESS TALENTED child dies.'

Send. :)

From: Kyungsoo
To: Baekhyun

You're exaggerating too much. And you're welcome.

You're welcome?!

From: Baekhyun
To: Kyungsoo

YOU'RE WELCOME??!! EXCUUSSSEEEE YOU

From: Kyungsoo
To: Baekhyun

Yes, you're welcome damn. Now tell me, where are you?

From: Baekhyun
To: Kyungsoo

I'm with that creepy guy who was following me. He's treating me. Oh, we're there. I'll text u all the details later. BYYYEEE

With that, I turned off my phone.

"Okay, we're here."

"'Kay. Lets get a seat, order our stuff, and then you tell me everything."

"Everything?"

"Yes, everything."

A/N: I apologize for the long wait! I had this in a draft and had a writer's block write in the middle of writing! :( Forgive me! PS. Can anybody like comment? I would appreciate that, because I adore everyone's comments. :D

I ALMOST FORGOT! Credit goes to theauthorkuduo for some of the pick up lines~ Check this person out by the way! *winkwonk*