Sehun applies to be a fansite admin because Oh Sehun was born to be a fansite admin.

Because Jongin and Sehun have an acute infatuation with Hello Kitty; Kyungsoo wants to smother the life out of a certain Chinese giant; Tao is curious about the book Chanyeol and Baekhyun are giggling over; Chen is stuck in the toilet and is convinced Xiumin's steameed buns are the cause of it; Yixing has a nose piercing while Luhan has a giant pony with hearts and the words "I love Mom" on his bicep and Junmyeon is convinced that the group is breaking apart unless Leader Junmyeon, Saviour

Because Kris was born with a special talent for the arts.

Because Kris is the main vocal and he is also an aspiring main dancer. Oh and have I mentioned? He is the Lord Of Bargaining, The Greatest Aunty That Has Ever Walked The Earth.

We all know the three stages of becoming attracted to a certain homosapien   Stage 1 "Oh he's cute" and nothing more   Stage 2 The interested phase where you google his name on a daily basis, watch all his vids, download all his pics, stalk his facebook and other social networking sites, stare at his godly face before you go to bed   Stage 3 The denial phase. Yes, it's the all too familiar "I hate your