Luhan is hiding a secret (not the one where he's head-over-heels for a certain Slytherin--everyone knows that one), Baekhyun is not hiding any secrets (being the only metamorphagus in his friend group is his claim to fame), Chanyeol is sent to the infirmary more times than Yifan has accidentally ruined Junmyeon's plans to become Head Boy, and Jongdae has a toad (poisonous, so Minseok's cat doesn't devour it) that terrorizes the dorms. Welcome to Hogwarts.

Nothing says 'bonding' like getting drunk and reliving each other's traumatic pasts. (Part 3 of the TNWWMAHLSIDAKP Universe.)

Minseok is 6 years old when he gets his leg broken and 25 years old when he gets his dreams broken.

Due to a dormant genetic mutation that can only be activated under extreme physical stress, ordinary people are suddenly not so ordinary. And now that the world is ending, they happen to be the only hope left. Unfortunately, everyone wants super powers, but no one wants to be a hero.

UNIVERSAL TRUTH #3: EVERYTHING IS CONNECTED. mama/pathcode au.

He sees his face in his hands, colored in the sun's radiance, and understands what it means to love someone to the edge of the world and back.

Minseok gets his ears pierced and everyone more or less works together to figure out what it means. (Part 2 of the TNWWMAHLSIDAKP Universe.)

Yifan and Minseok spend Christmas alone together.

Summon a demon, Baekhyun said. It'll be fun, he said.

The Cartier LOVE collection remains today an iconic symbol of love that transgresses convention. The screw motifs, ideal oval shape and undeniable elegance establish the piece as a timeless tribute to passionate romance. Studded with diamonds, yellow gold or rose gold: how far would you go for love?

Luhan is the world's greatest pretender. (He pretends his way out of life.)

Minseok doesn’t believe in fate or soulmates, and neither does Luhan. They’re perfect together, so perfect it’s almost as if they’re…meant to be. Oh no.

Crown prince Minseok is engaged, and lowly servant Luhan desperately wishes it were to him.

Luhan's affair with Minseok lasts precisely two weeks before they return to their own lives.

Minseok falls asleep, but it's time to wake up now.  (aka luhan leaves with a piece of minseok and exo helps him find himself. cross posted from ao3.)