Hi Baby!

Personal message huh? Well, okie dokie! My message is: please do NOT

come to my page simply to advertise your stories or roleplays.

I will not go to the roleplays, and I will probably not read your story.

Chat me up before you make such a move, if you nawmsayin?

 

So you made it this far down the page, which is awesome.

I'm sooooo not sure what to talk about. I don't really do work for other people on the site. I'm not an artist, but I like to practice art. Nawmsayin? 

Geez.

I can't stop quoting Bang. What do people normally do here? I usually just see a ton of pictures. But yeah, I'm not really interested in wasting time finding pictures of my thousands of biases. Totally unininteresting.

 

"But-But, author-nim! How else will I know that we have things in common?!"

Well, I know this is really old fashioned and all but we could like... talk. I'm a lil bit socially awkward at times, but I'm hella friendly. Random tidbits of "Hey! Hi! I just wanted to talk and get to know ya!" is totally cool. Let's go ahead and have conversations like that.

Are ya curious, or did I scare you away with my lack of personality? Hehe. Well if you're still here, then I'm glad you've stuck around. You get a cookie. Or a cupcake, since apparently not every one likes cookies. Personally, I don't like cupcakes all that much. But I make amazing cupcakes, ask anyone. Even my psychotically picky friend hails me as the cuppiecake queen. I also make awesome fried rice. You can have that if ya want.